Corin

@WSDjamie An SNMP walk - very clever @MrIrlbeck

When you don't have a leash.. but you work in IT

@WSDjamie DEEEEEK!

@rwentechaney @coachk

I swear the flight attendant just said, “we’ll be passing through the cabin with complimentary air buds for everyone.” So now I want another puppy, @pipcorin @coachk.

@rwentechaney @coachk Yyyaaassss!

@cblouke Awwwwe. My legacy

@radiumray @rwentechaney I hate candy corn, but this combination is money. I even put it in swag bags for a motorcycle event this last weekend. Thanks a lot @rwentechaney

@rwentechaney @pipcorin Why would I punish the peanuts like that? An ignominious end for a food that had to grow underground in the dark, be fire-roasted and salted, and then force-mixed with concentrated technicolor corn sugar (which grew out in the glorious sunshine) 🥜🫡

Trying to take a quick lunch break when an anonymously-sent package arrived for me at the office. A cruel, cruel joke which contained 12 POUNDS of the worst candy of this or any other season. (Bring on the CC defenders)

@cblouke But … you don’t drink

@rwentechaney Totes

@pipcorin Mostly dumb. Also entertaining.

I texted a friend “oy” but it autocorrected to “yo” and now I’m still sitting here ten minutes later wondering why I haven’t thought about this before.

@alisonclement Seriously

It's May 7 and I'm wearing long underwear. Why, Oregon?

@rwentechaney @JoshuaJPrince @senatorshoshana Yyyyaaasssss!

@JoshuaJPrince @senatorshoshana Bonus points for Joshua. cc @pipcorin

I watched Mama Mia today. I didn't want to like it. But I liked it.

@senatorshoshana @rwentechaney @cblouke You are extraordinary! Let’s swap stories again soon.

@rwentechaney @pipcorin @cblouke YES PLEASE! It was so much fun and I can't thank you enough for having me!!

DIDN'T GET DYSENTERY ON THE OREGON TRAILS 💁‍♀️ YOLO

@actionhero @rwentechaney @timlauer @edteck @dhudgins Fine

@pipcorin @rwentechaney @timlauer @edteck @dhudgins I think Thor too.

@rwentechaney @timlauer @edteck @actionhero I thought it was @dhudgins ?

@timlauer @edteck @actionhero @pipcorin You win.

@rwentechaney @MrMacnology Oh no!

The worst of days. @MrMacnology @pipcorin

@rwentechaney Sonuvabiscuit

@pipcorin They really want the bread. One of them, especially, who may or may not be giving me the stink eye. You know him well. #oceanroll

On the fourth day of Christmas…four calling birds. (w/three dogs who won’t move, bc I have bread scraps in my hand) n.b. Day four, bc they’re not French; and, they’re really loud at the calling early each morning. To be fair, two of them lay dinosaur-sized eggs. I’d yell, too.

@rwentechaney @onbeing I just loved that episode so much

Today’s trot. With the wintering episode of @onbeing via @pipcorin. So many welcome reminders about “deeply unfashionable things” packed into that 50 minutes. open.spotify.com/episode/3g9FrS…

@jodilepla @KatyTibbs We can put this on my headstone. “Quick on the googles”

HA! This is true. I do not have all the answer. But I can find them! @pipcorin @KatyTibbs

@cblouke @rwentechaney @misslynsey That’s my strategy too. @rwentechaney just thinks everyone is yelling at her. Should have had you check out Bumble basketball guy’s seats, @cblouke

Wait the blazers came back and won? 🤯 Regardless GET DAME SOME HELP