Andrew Piper

@GSGB01 Ever heard of the concept of democracy?

🚨Ant Middleton calls on Sadiq Khan to step aside as mayor of London:- 'Do the right thing and step aside! Safety and security is my priority for London and I actually know a thing or two about it! Help londoners by helping me with your resignation! Enough is enough' Do you agree with Ant?

@kenklippenstein @SteaknShake He filled his nappy.

@SteaknShake why is he standing like that

Thank you for visiting Steak n Shake Secretary Kennedy!

@mikeerwydd1968 …and was struck by a flying pig in the car park. Stop making shit up to fuel racists, homophobes, and bigots. I’ve given blood for 30 years - I know what questions were asked.

A male doctor up in bonny Scotland went to give blood, and he was asked if he was pregnant his reply was, "I'm a man" the nurse reply "unless he answered the question he couldn't give blood" so he walked out. This is how fxxked up our country is.

Elon Musk is a national treasure

Hope is not a strategy to bring peace to Ukraine. The only person in town who seems to have a strategy is President Donald J. Trump.

@charliersmith1 Great morning for a walk too. Good work!

This week, I’ve never had so much criticism of my body. People telling me to lose weight, that I’ve ‘let myself go’, implying I should be ashamed… But, screw that - I’m proud of who I am, so here’s another photo 😊

@charliersmith1 Well done Charlie, and all the best with everything x

Since sharing this photo yesterday, I’ve been subject to some pretty horrible comments about my appearance and weight. I contemplated deleting it. But instead, I’ve decided to post it again to show I’m not ashamed of my body!! 😃

@DachshundColin Whatever easily translates as arsehole I suppose.

If Trump's KGB name is #Krasnov, what is Nigel Farage's KGB name?

@Cristiano Good job you’re not homosexual, or asking about democracy.

Happy to celebrate Founding Day with His Royal Highness Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, and honored to attend the Saudi Cup horse race ceremony in Riyadh.

@up_learn I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than do something recommended by that fascist.

The new academic year is well on the way, and the UK's leading school has this advice:

@MarcherReborn Absolute bullshit from top to bottom.

You’ll love this: Three children were withdrawn from my son’s school at Christmas as the parents sadly couldn’t make the fees after Labour’s 20% tax hike. All 3 have now returned to school as the local authority can’t find spaces for them….

So wait… In the middle of a teacher shortage and after the Ofsted reforms were shown to be anything but, they’re thinking of shortening the school holidays? If I don’t laugh I’ll cry. #edutwitter

@Otto_English She’s making a noise because no one listens to her any more. She’s overpaid, under worked, badly informed, and narcissistic.

What on Earth do the kids in her school and their parents make of this spectacle?

@SuellaBraverman It’s mess dress, not day wear. Is your brain cell lonely again? Please disappear.

I love wearing a sari now and again but there is a time and place. The workplace - especially one in which uniform, professionalism and upholding our national security are critical- is not the right place. If every minority group is allowed to impose their cultural dress code on our workplaces, we begin to lose a unifying element of our culture. We need to stop this DEI nonsense and remember that these are the British Armed Forces, not the international Armed Forces.

@trussliz @BBC You’re not sure about a lot of things. I bet you couldn’t find your own arse with both hands and a map. You’re useless, pointless, and just plain wrong. Get a proper job.

Given the @bbc is not trusted in Britain, I'm not sure why it would be globally. All parts of it need to be defunded.

@RobertJenrick Remember when you supported an illegal proroguing of parliament? You weren’t bothered then.

It’s 4pm and Parliament is done for the day. Again. There’s so much to be done in this country, but this new Labour government - who control the parliamentary timetable - has nothing to offer.

@Anonymo95212126 @GrumpyGoon15974 @maxalex66 @Nigel_Farage Not sure really. I’m obviously so left wing that I wouldn’t notice as I’m forever sucking off the ghost of Tony Ben or wanking over Alan Johnson’s new biography of Harold Wilson etc.

There is no legal basis for this transfer of sovereignty to Mauritius whatsoever.

@maxalex66 @Nigel_Farage Snowflake.

@Nigel_Farage Disgraceful that Speaker Hoyle let Labour heckle you Whatever happened to "I want to hear the question " ???

@Telegraph Just searching high and low for a shit to give…

📸 The Princess of Wales has arrived at a royal engagement by minibus, as she took a trip to the National Portrait Gallery with primary school children Read more: telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2…