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@citchmook Hartman's dive to sell the glancing blow as a knockout 😆

Ryan Hartman attempting to hold Cale Makar's arm only to get punched in the face is killing me. Cale is a savage.

- open twitter - ignore the DMs (i got 0 anyway) - scroll for 5 hours like it's my full time job - post something unfunny - leave

@primetimey @OwenNewkirk So... a change was made during the game. right? I agree with nearly everyone that he needs to watch the rest of the playoffs from the pressbox.

@piryt83 @OwenNewkirk He had 1 shift, but they pretty much just rotated the 3 guys at that point. nhl.com/stats/shiftcha… Myers still had the 4th most shifts and 4th most minutes. He was played a lot almost double the shift count as Lybushkin despite making 10x more mistakes.

Glen Gulutzan and staff are shaking up the lines and the lineup. It appears that Michael Bunting & Alexander Petrovic will make their 2026 playoff debuts. Tyler Myers and Arttu Hyry (injury) look like they will be the scratches.

@primetimey @OwenNewkirk I saw that Myers sat the last 12(?) minutes of the 3rd period in game 5...

@OwenNewkirk I can appreciate the change.. but why not do it during the game? Myers played every regular shift and was out out there to make more mistakes. There was an option to limit his minutes and they didn't do it.

@StarsTakeTheCup The ol markers in the apron stain. I was at Lowes for 14 years and had plenty of "work pants" just bc of stains created by work! LFG STARS!

Happy Game Day Y'all. Sorry I will be non-existent for this one. Will try my best to stalk while at work

@femalebodybuil6 Muted lol

@ryanhallyall Love how Dallas keeps lucking out on all of these severe weather forecasts. Just edging us over here 😆

The severe weather train keeps rolling into Tuesday…

@IsabellaMDeLuca Howdy and welcome!

it’s official 🤠

@mdixonair Well woulda look at that... crazy!

EXPECTED GOALS AT FIVE ON FIVE, GAME 3

@suburbs @samnestler 1-2, you mean?

@piryt83 @samnestler North is 1-0.

Sorry Stars, but these are 1 million times better than yours.

@dogandhockey @samnestler Ok, bro.

@piryt83 @samnestler We are the north

@danielledsouzag @KissOffTwit @ellalangleymsc @ellalangleymsic is the real one

@smcroasters She had to record in a poor's bathroom so we believe she makes less than 6 figures

You’re so hated you had to shut off your comments. Win for the people.

GAME 2 IS OURS!!!!!

@DallasTexasTV x.com/i/status/20462…

@itslinklauren I really like the black/gold

Kris Jenner is selling the Kardashian's original home. It's been sitting on the market a long time at $13.5 million. People are starting to question why there's such little interest. It's become a joke among LA brokers. I went to Zillow to take a look for myself... These bathrooms are atrocious. The black and gold tile with a black toilet and brown door? It's like a dungeon. Maybe that's where Bruce kept Caitlyn all those years locked away. Money can't buy you class... or taste! I'd get nauseous using any of those bathrooms.

@BrutalCombatz That's his ex, been used to it.

How Is He So Calm!!! 😂

@DLLS_Stars @OwenNewkirk Nothing else matters

What would you consider a successful 2026 Playoff run for the Dallas Stars? #TexasHockey

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