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DC born, Texas bred. Hook ‘em Horns!

Deep in the 🧡 of Texas Katılım Ekim 2014
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Gunther Eagleman™
Gunther Eagleman™@GuntherEagleman·
THIS IS THE POINT: If Iryna was another George Floyd, there would be BILLIONS in damage nationwide. Greg Gutfeld is LAYING WASTE to racist Democrats. "In a correct world, every female politician would have marched for Iryna and demanded justice reform, legislation, judges would be held accountable. But no, even AOC wouldn't speak for the girl who was mur*ered from her own high school. This is how ideology trumps compassion." BOOM!
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Mike the Terrible 🇺🇸
I got a fine from my HOA for leaving my car unattended in front of my house. We were allowed to work on or wash our cars in front of our house but not leave them unattended for a "significant period of time". It's not defined. Not 15 minutes, not 20 minutes, not 1 minute, but a "significant period of time". The president had a picture of my car, but from the angle she took it, I could have been standing just out of frame. I fought it, and lost because "I wasn't in the picture". I took it further and brought in a friend who happens to be a lawyer. They dropped the fine without another word. I then started getting fines weekly for ridiculous stuff as a show of defiance by the HOA. I finally moved. I never paid any of my fines. The fines included things like, "Xmas lights were hung by hooks instead of staples", "BBQ smoke was blowing into neighbor's yard", and my favorite, "Satellite dish improperly installed on roof". I didn't have a satellite dish on my roof.
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Ethan Brooks
Ethan Brooks@alt_w_v_g·
Got a letter from the HOA yesterday Actual letter In an envelope With a stamp In 2026 The letter said my trash can was visible from the street for too long on collection day The fine is $50 I checked my Ring camera The truck came at 7:03am I brought the can in at 7:14am 11 minutes $50 That's $4.55 per minute of trash can visibility My therapist charges $250 an hour That's $4.17 per minute My trash can sitting in a driveway is now more expensive per minute than therapy I looked at the letter again It was signed by the HOA president Her name is Karen Of course it is I know this woman She lives four houses down She still has Christmas lights up It's March I know because I drive past them twice a day And because that's what I do I checked the HOA bylaws All 47 pages Section 4.2 says all exterior fixtures and lighting must be seasonal and removed within 30 days of the applicable holiday Her lights have been up for 97 days I went to the HOA meeting Tuesday night 7pm In a church basement Folding chairs Fruit platter that nobody touched Seven people showed up Four of them were on the board The other three were there to complain I was there to read My wife came with me She didn't want to But she said "if I don't come you'll end up on the news" I brought my legal pad Karen called the meeting to order She talked about community standards She talked about property values She talked about the importance of curb appeal From a woman whose Christmas lights are still blinking in March I raised my hand She said "we'll take questions at the end" I said "it's not a question. It's a point of order." She looked at me I opened my legal pad I said "Section 4.2 requires seasonal decorations to be removed within 30 days. Your Christmas lights have been up for 97 days. You fined me $50 for 11 minutes of trash can visibility on collection day while you've been in violation for over three months." The room was quiet One of the other three complainers said "he's right" The board members looked at each other Karen said "that's a separate issue" I said "it's the same bylaws" She said "we'll review it" I said "I already did. Page 12. Happy to share my highlights." My wife looked at the ceiling Some things never change Karen said "I think we should move on" I said "agreed. I'll move on when the Christmas lights do." Nobody laughed I wasn't joking I paid the $50 Because it's $50 and I'm not going to die on that hill But if the rules apply to me they apply to everyone So I filed a formal complaint about the lights With photos Timestamped Funny how surveillance works both ways The fine for seasonal decoration violations is $75 per occurrence She's been in violation for 67 days past the 30-day grace period I'll let her do the math Or I'll do it for her Because that's what I do Make common sense common again Plz fix. Thx. Sent from my iPhone
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paloma P
paloma P@pittipatch·
@ILA_NewsX @alt_w_v_g Our mgmt company embezzled 400k from our HOA because the board never audited the books until a new board member was elected 🤦‍♀️
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C3@C_3C_3·
Dems are removing it… A beautiful mural of the equally beautiful Iryna Zarutska "does not reflect our values". What values? Think about that. Dem David Morales says it makes people feel unsafe. Totally insane. There’s no middle ground with the Left.
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Reverend Jordan Wells
Reverend Jordan Wells@WellsJorda89710·
🚨 BREAKING: Chicago Bulls waive young guard Jaden Ivey after he preached Jesus Christ and called out the NBA’s celebration of Pride Month. Head Coach Billy Donovan said Ivey didn’t “live up to certain organizational standards.” The team’s official statement claimed his “conduct was detrimental to the team.” Translation from the Chicago Bulls: Preaching the Gospel and saying sin is sin makes you a problem. Jaden Ivey — a vocal Christian who was recently baptized and has boldly shared his faith in Jesus — went on Instagram Live speaking truth about Scripture, unrighteousness, and the NBA pushing LGBTQ ideology during Pride Month. His message? The world (and the league) celebrates what the Bible calls sin. He’s preaching repentance and Christ. For that, they cut him after just a handful of games. The Chicago Bulls have made it crystal clear: They do not support Christians who actually live and speak their faith when it conflicts with the rainbow agenda. You can bow to BLM, promote Pride, stay silent on sin — that’s fine. But open your mouth about Jesus and biblical truth? “Detrimental.” This is the new standard in the NBA: Christian athletes are welcome… as long as they keep quiet about the parts of Scripture the league dislikes. Ivey’s response: “All I’m preaching about is Jesus Christ and they waived me.” The message to every believing player is loud and clear — conform or be gone. Stand with Jaden Ivey for having the courage to speak truth in a league that demands silence. Share if you believe faith in Christ shouldn’t get you fired. #JusticeForIvey #BullsExposed #ChristianAthletes #PreachJesus
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 BREAKING: Outrage is erupting after ANOTHER Minnesota fraudster gets a short prison sentence — "Zamzam Jama" gets just SIX MONTHS She was involved in a $5.6M scheme that included her family, and was directly responsible for around $500K What a FREAKING DISGRACE! This only ENCOURAGES more fraud if all you get is six months. 📽️ @LouNewsMan
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Elena Sanchez
Elena Sanchez@ElenaDynomite·
Saddam Azlan Salim was born in Bangledesh and sponsors law to restrict guns. Zaynab Mohamed was born in Somalia. She is a State Senator in MN and is proposing law to restrict guns. They are both Muslims. Mass immigration is a weapon to fundamentally change the U.S. laws and customs. Populations were strategically dispersed to establish voting blocs and to infiltrate politics and subvert the American people. They will change our laws, disarm our citizens, and force us to submit to them. That is the plan… and it is working.
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Blueverse
Blueverse@Blueverse01·
BREAKING: Democratic Senator Elissa Slotkin warns that the Trump Administration will place ICE agents at polling stations across the country for the midterms. Thoughts? 👇
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Jonnie King 🍌👑
Jonnie King 🍌👑@JonnieKing·
@EricLDaugh Lies lies lies. I thought the bunker buster’s destroyed the nuclear program last year @marcorubio Israel is the fanatical religious country with nukes who is a threat to world safety. If there is a nuclear war, it’s because Israel initiated it. End of story.
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Eric Daugherty
Eric Daugherty@EricLDaugh·
🚨 BREAKING: Sec. Marco Rubio just dropped TRUTH NUKES on the doubters for two minutes straight, and he said it perfectly He's so good at this. "Under NO circumstances can a country run by radical Shia clerics with an apocalyptic vision of the future ever possess nuclear weapons, and under no circumstances can they be allowed to hide and protect that program and their ambitions behind a shield of missiles and drones that no one can do anything about!" "Many Americans are asking, why did the United States have to attack Iran now? Well, let me EXPLAIN." "Iran wants to have nuclear weapons...they build their reactors and their facilities deep in mountains, away from the public glare, and they want to enrich that material." "Why the attack now? Well, what was Iran trying to do? Iran was trying to build a conventional shield, in essence, have so many missiles, have so many drones, that no one could attack them, and they were well on their way." "We were on the verge of an Iran that had so many missiles and so many drones, that no one could do anything about their nuclear weapons program in the future. That was an intolerable risk." "This was our LAST best chance to eliminate that conventional threat, that conventional shield that they were trying to build, and the president made the right decision to wipe it out now." "That is the goal of this operation, to destroy their conventional missiles and their drone program so they can't hide behind it, and finally have to deal with a world seriously about never ever having nuclear weapons." WELL SAID, MARCO 🇺🇸
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Matt Van Swol
Matt Van Swol@mattvanswol·
The single most radicalizing moment of my life was watching Democrats from the balcony of the State of the Union refuse to stand for Iryna Zarutska's mother, seated 15 feet away from me. Now they're tearing down her murals. They never cared about immigrants, it was all a lie.
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Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸
Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸@Bubblebathgirl·
Any state that doesn’t mandate all jurisdictions comply with ICE detainer requests needs to lose all federal funding.
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TannerStarStone 🇺🇸
TannerStarStone 🇺🇸@TannerStarStone·
@AustinJustice Hate to throw another thing on Elons plate but since Tesla is Based here be nice if they could get involved in running some candidates.
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Austin Justice
Austin Justice@AustinJustice·
One of the main reasons Austin traffic keeps getting worse is the routine conversion of car lanes into bike lanes. For years, Austin telling residents they should bike to work. About 1% of Austin commuters bike to work. About 75% drive. The city's response is a new downtown transportation plan -- estimated at up to $1.1 billion -- that reduces car lanes further.
Jack Craver@JackCraver

Austin is not Paris. It cannot ban cars from downtown. But it can take simple steps to make downtown safer & more enjoyable for people existing outside of automobiles: austinpolitics.net/one-way-street…

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My Music by Me Music
My Music by Me Music@MyMusicXMeMusic·
@AustinJustice The main reasons why traffic in Austin is getting worse: 1: More people moving here; more cars on the road. 2: Ubiquitous lane closures and construction. 3: Dearth of decent public transportation to keep pace with the growth of the city and relieve people of driving to work.
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