Pity

mr shrimp himself

@Sojubois 🤪 im jus at work

Honestly wherever @pityscreams is I hope she's doing well 🥺

man i just do not know how to act around warm bread

Who up having enrichment time in their enclosure

is anyone hiring for a castle guard position? im really good at walking a specific route for hours at a time and i like to go “is someone there?!…must have been the wind…” whenever i hear a suspicious noise

@ImCadeYT Bro lemme get this one i swear

If you are a game dev and email me I can truly only apologize if I miss your email. It has gotten to the point where I get 30 emails everyday now and I am but one man

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

The hottest girl you know sits in a dark room wearing glasses, chugging coffee and watching 20 hours of one piece every weekend

monday… 🥺

as long as i don’t allow myself to form any thoughts i’m pretty much normal

listening to iris by goo goo dolls feels like being taken off life support

hey can u do me a favor and just bash my fucking head in as hard as possible with that big rock over there until my body goes limp

The end of One Piece

the problem with me is the curse

baby needs a cigarette

switch up on my day ones? brother as soon as i get even the smallest taste of power and fame i am killing you all, you’re all getting sacrificed

If u ever separate me from my iPad blood will shed

@ImCadeYT one more themed cafe and im about to hate to see you comin... (jk im so glad ur having a good time)

The Pokemon Cafe HATES to see me coming..