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@Philly_Mays @PardonMyTake They’ll be losing in 5 games to the penguins. Hope that helps!

Somebody tell me who the flyers play in the playoffs. I actually don’t understand this bracket at all.

@PensSystem No Murashov invalidates the entire list. Wheeler is out to lunch on goalie evaluations

Penguins Prospects: 56. Harrison Brunicke 57. Rutger McGroarty 70. Will Horcoff

@moulitsas @CrashDummy12x @JFreshHockey I’ll take the 82 games of data points over 38 games. It’s pretty obvious you don’t watch enough penguins games to know what’s going on with the team. Just a classic scoreboard and standings watcher

@pixelmontony @CrashDummy12x @JFreshHockey Cute. You actually think they’re serious contenders. 🥰 Vs playoff bound teams: 12–21 and 5 ties (omitting OT wins and losses since the rules are different). But yeah, at least they’ll beat PHI

If I'm not mistaken this makes the Hawks the first team to finish bottom-three in the NHL four years in a row since the 1998-2001 Lightning and the first to finish bottom-two three years in a row since... the 1998-2001 Lightning

@moulitsas @CrashDummy12x @JFreshHockey It helps to look at the stats before you make yourself look dumb on the internet

@pixelmontony @CrashDummy12x @JFreshHockey But are they serious contenders? 16th ranked prospect pool is fine but bottom half.

@CrashDummy12x @JFreshHockey No chance of contending, hawks fans really are delusional. You probably think Toews and Kane are better than Crosby and Malkin too don’t you?

@pixelmontony @JFreshHockey Mid team with no real chance of contending and 16th is a mid pool too. Quite literally no man’s land. Hawks have more valuable picks across the next 3 years.

@CrashDummy12x @JFreshHockey No man’s land? Pittsburgh is going to the playoffs and just had the best offensive season in the Crosby era. 16th ranked prospect pool and the most picks in the top 3 rounds in the draft over the next 3 years. The Hawks wish they were the Penguins

@JFreshHockey Love seeing the Hawks land in prime spots during the tank. Thankfully we’re not a team like Pittsburgh stuck in man’s land.

Kabuto is King 👑

@JFreshHockey Dan Muse coach of the year

This might be the craziest stat of the year for the Penguins - they scored more goals this season at 5v5 and in all situations than in any other year of the Crosby/Malkin era

Seth Hernandez dominated in his Lo-A start today, striking out 7 in 4.0 no-hit innings The top prep arm from the 2025 draft continues to flash impressive stuff, headlined by his high 90s fastball and trio of secondaries. There may not be a higher ceiling arm in MiLB!

Seth Hernandez makes his 2nd professional start tonight! In case you missed it…his 1st start was insane His stuff is absolutely ridiculous

They wrote us off. We flipped the script.

THE PENGUINS ARE PLAYOFFS BOUND‼️

𝙒𝙀 𝘽𝙇𝙀𝙀𝘿 𝘽𝙇𝘼𝘾𝙆 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙂𝙊𝙇𝘿.

The Penguins have signed 2025 draft picks, forward Ryan Miller and defenseman Quinn Beauchesne, to amateur tryout agreements. wbspenguins.com/penguins-add-r…

OFFICIAL: We have signed INF Konnor Griffin to a nine-year contract extension that runs through the 2034 season.

@SeanCFoley12 @GinoHard_

@GinoHard_ To me it looks like the door movement may have helped and had nothing to do with the injury. The injury was from going hard into the board, shoulder first. The door movement may have lessened the impact.

Jon Cooper is calling for a penalty box attendant to lose his job after Pontus Holmberg was injured tonight when he fell into an open door 🤕😬 "I don't know who is working the penalty box over there, but I don't know if they should keep their job after what happened there. Like, leaving the door open. That could have hurt anyone on either team."

Tonight's view in Pittsburgh is extra beautiful 😍

Before the season, Vegas oddsmakers gave the Penguins a 9 percent chance of making the playoffs. At the moment, they have a 99.9 percent chance of making the postseason. This has absolutely been one of the most memorable seasons of the Crosby-Malkin era. What a story.

In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster. RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️