pat mccarron

Everyone is entitled to their informed opinion.

A woman went off on her new neighbor… for renting instead of buying 😳 Since when did renting become a crime? Was she justified—or completely out of line?

Eastwood raises cases of Paul Whitters and Stephen McConomy reminding MPs they were among 49 children killed by State derryjournal.com/news/people/ea…

Me: I think our house is haunted, I keep hearing a weird moaning noise. Wife: You're such a baby. Stop it. Me: There it is again!

Is iontach an Príomh-aire é Kier Starmer. Tá dáimh aige leis an phobal. Tá sé mealltach agus tá sé go hiomlán iontaofa. Agus a fheabhas a rinne sé le pinsinéirí, feirmeoirí agus daoine faoi mhíchumas. Fear an-mhacánta ar fad. #AprilFoolsDay

It’s completely horrific, inappropriate and vulgar to be mercenary about Scott Mills at a time like this. In completely unrelated news, I’m available for any @bbceurovision presenting gigs which might have just become available.

Cad é atá lucht oilc ag gabháil a dhéanamh anois go bhfuil na cloig curtha chun tosaigh? “Agus an daorbhreith, is mar seo í: mar gur tháinig an solas isteach sa saol, agus gur rogha leis na daoine an dorchadas thar an solas de bhrí gurbh olc iad a ngníomhartha.”

@cluedont Nothing ventured nothing gained.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to launch my fleet of 'Hormuz Cruise' luxury ships.

Dúirt Donald Trump go bhfuil áthas air go bhfuil Robert Mueller, iarstiúrthóir an FBI marbh. Samhlaígí Taoiseach na hÉireann nó Príomh-aire na Breataine ag rá a mhacasamhail. An mbeadh glacadh leis? Gealt imithe ó smacht nó an léiriú é ar an tsochaí i SAM? #trump #Gaeilge

As the case against Gerry Adams is dropped, attention turns to another suspect…… #gerryadams

[Sanctuary for semi-aquatic mammals, Tel Aviv] *phone rings* Receptionist: Hello, Israeli Otter Home? Ray Liotta: Hang on... I phoned you didn't I?

@molloy1916 And that’s not what the Irish language Commissioner said. He said the demonisation of the language does unionists no favours if they want to persuade people to stay in UK. Patently true.

@MrRCain2 @EimhearMurphy @jjdeluxe69 @SaraONeillArt An ndéanfadh sé difear ar bith dá mbeadh feachtas géarleanúna ar siúl?

@EimhearMurphy @jjdeluxe69 @SaraONeillArt Sea, ach cén cineál cailleach í? Dorcha nó bán?

A few people gave me funny looks/ asked why I’ve a Red Hand of Ulster on my lapel today. The face of shock, amusement and a weird kind of happiness when I explained the meaning of Bean Ultach. @SaraONeillArt you might have a revolution on your hands!

Last night my wife sent a text, saying she was in casualty. When I got home, I watched it for the whole hour..... never saw her once. She still hasn't come home. I'm starving.

Má bhí Gregory Campbell ag lorg poiblíochta d'éirigh leis. Tá an clampar i ndiaidh aird a dhíriú ar a thoghcheantar, Doire Thoir. Tá oiread na fríde de mhóramh aige ach níor vótáil ach 54% ansin i 2024 . Cuid mhór daoine sa toghcheantar ar nós cuma liom nó dóchas caillte acu.

@iEoghan Ghoidfeadh siad an chros den asal. Marbhfáisc orthu!

to the dirty scoundrel who stole my hat last night in Freeney's in Galway, I hope your head never heats and the rain runs down the back of your neck. Here's a picture of my favourite hat in better times, if you spot someone wearing it today growl at the thieving lowlife.

That’s the last time I do an online personality test. I came out as neurotic. Had to go back and change all my answers

@CMacCoille Bíodh ár n-aird ar an Life chianda....

@mac_seosamh Te teolaí, a Éamoinn.

Amuigh ag airneáil i dteach ceann tuí Mc Elwee i bPort an tSalainn. Tá an teach seo inár dteaghlach ó thús an 17ú haois. Bíonn siúlach scéalach!

Dia idir sinn agus an anachain.#Gaeilge

you haven’t been all there since the day i met you 🤣🤣🤣 david 🤣 #corrie