Paul Smith

@RogerSteeleJr Mmmm, mmm, mm !

“Condom Shot”

@NCAALAX @NULax With an assist by the refs

THE FIRST WOMEN'S LACROSSE TEAM TO WIN A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP AT HOME SINCE 1984 🏠🏆 (1) @NULax avenges their loss against North Carolina in the championship game last year and claim the program's ninth national title. #NCAAWLAX x 🎥 ESPN

@BuckeyeBackup @TVNewsNow You are right but it is 0.00

@TVNewsNow He wasn’t drunk you dumb fuck. He blew .000

🚨 NEW: Greg Gutfeld on Tiger Woods being arrested for DUI after rollover crash today: “Incredibly selfish behavior whenever there’s a DUI.” “Driving drunk means you wanted to get somewhere and you did it even when you were impaired.” “He’s really lucky there was no-one there and that nobody died in a residential area.” “I’m having flashbacks of 2021 when we sat here for an hour talking about ‘I hope he’s alright’. Screw him, what about people he could have hurt.” @greggutfeld

Government IT Veteran Mike Byrd Joins Rancher Government Solutions as VP of Ecosystems and Partner Management - businesswire.com/news/home/2023…

@GregAbbott_TX We get the stinger, you being in a wheel chair. But really #unkind remark and unbecoming a leader.

I swear, I can kick as good as the Dallas Cowboys kicker.

Hey, you at home, are you working or just jiggling your mouse? | Federal News Network federalnewsnetwork.com/tom-temin-comm… via @FederalNewsNet

@MollyCain #UberBlack !! Professional drivers vs (your guy) always SUVs. Would you pay 2x to arrive safely? Me: "oh he'll yes" *)

Red eye on front end of my biz trip was a stupendous choice. Now I’m sitting in a tiny hydroplaning Lyft as 40 mph gusts of wind knock this brave (crazy) dude around so I can get to my hotel. I’m grateful for him battling this monsoon for me, but also reevaluating my life choices

Vote with your wallet. I'm not joking. Come on, man!

@SportsCenter @PGATOUR Oh, THAT was awesome

Like father, like son 🐅 (via @PGATOUR)

@DoreenGentzler why does your team continue to make us relive the DC sniper 20th anniversary? It has been a story all week. Many of us who now have 20 & 30 something kids don't want to relive that childhood trauma. One and done story I get, but you all are over doing it

@stephstad #fpstate=ive&vld=cid:39feeb2d,vid:URDQWST4ARQ,st:0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">google.com/search?q=youtu…

@stephstad In Europe, for sure!

@davidegts @laurenegts Congrats @daveegts, you were always the wind beneath my wings when we were together!!

Winning the #Fed100 is one of the highlights of my career. What makes it even sweeter is the surprise celebratory ice cream cake from my daughter, @laurenegts!

@andybackstrom @DukeWLAX @BCwlax Maddie, great get! But what a feed! To put it exactly where only you could execute on it, just a beautiful 1-2

FINAL: No. 7 @DukeWLAX 16, No. 2 @BCwlax 15. Maddie Jenner scores the GW for Duke w an alley-oop spike, and the Blue Devils don't even allow a shot on the other end. Duke (15-1, 6-1 ACC) is off to its best 16-game start in program history. BC drops to 13-2 and 5-2 in ACC play.

QUEENS OF THE SOUTH💅👑 #GoDuke 🔵😈🥍

Hurd on the Street !

@RedHatGov Awesome summary, Rick. You are a valued gem in the senior executive ranks of #RedHatGov. (and former GOV CIO and #GoNavy aviator) .

Red Hat’s Rick Miller explains how federal agencies can benefit from cloud-based platforms in this short video. Watch it here: bit.ly/3IxA3B0

@JoeBiden Thanks to your energy policy gasoline is moving towards the price of insulin. Thanks, Joe.

Let’s cap the cost of insulin at $35 a month.