Star Lord

Holy shit I finally have an answer

@Logo_Daedalus perhaps ur being punished for ur lack of trust hmmm

If the purpose of a system is what it does— then locks exist, ironically, to punish the owner of the thing behind the lock. I have locked myself out infinitely more than I have locked out any intrepid intruder.

If you deliver dad jokes like a stoner or like you're senile or like someone with some other cognative impairment everyone will think you're a comedic genius

the real problem with modern conservatives trying to emulate WASPs is everything about WASP culture goes against modern conservatism, because WASP culture creates libs

@idkpocus @twinkdefcon Webcomic artist makes self insert comic

@placeholder___3 @twinkdefcon What exactly are you referring to?

I really appreciate how anime cons are basically a chud/woke truce zone. It’s some Christmas in Belgium, 1914 shit in there

ladies what’s the bed sheet alpha? linen? egyptian cotton? silk? help a bachelor out

I think it's really amusing that in russia a girl asking you to reinstall her windows is a colloquially known euphemism like netflix and chill is to the westerners. says a lot about the difference in levels of computer proficiency and about how ass windows is

I’d love a mid-range clothing brand full of wardrobe essentials made of high quality materials. Just one brand that has it all.

Guy who respects art and artists and the creative process and etc but also finds the majority of self described “artists” to be utterly insufferable retards

I haven’t had ice cubes in my freezer since 2 girlfriends ago that bitch was responsible

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

stopping myself from texting my crush by repeating “the Chinese think in centuries”

@tenobrus the fact he said this on stage as a serious response to a serious question kills me

"maxxing vs gooning is a false dichotomy. sometimes you can also just be vibing."

It really takes all the willpower you have to resist the urge to drop the MMT truke that taxes are money removed from circulation and that government spending is funded ex nihlio at the moment of spending when somebody says their taxes are "paying" for something.

@_trash_void @teodorio @justalexoki

@teodorio if my girl squ1*ted in space I’d simply slurp up the droplets before it could damage any sensitive electrical equipment

The people on the International Space Stations must surely have quite a lot of sex: physically fit people stranded at 400km from earth for months at a time in close living quarters. Obviously NASA has some sort of omerta about it. How do you even have sex in there?

If your morality mandates your defeat, it was probably pushed on you by an enemy.

As a former spook I can tell you that the easiest low-integrity career path for former spies and intel goons is to become a "tell-all" writer that affirms every conspiracy theory as true. This works commercially because people lap it up and it enables you to lean on your old career and esoteric "secret" knowledge, like a gnostic priest. This works legally because none of its true, so none of it is actually classified, making it completely legal. Nobody can prove that you're making stuff up, so your claims never get fully disproven; at best, you'll get "debunked" by Snopes or NYT, which nobody takes seriously anymore. It is a pure grift career but one I've seen become lucrative multiple times. Keep this in mind when you're dealing with politicians from the Influencer-Politician Era of the 2020s.

People who don’t organize into tribes get wiped out by people who do. @naval

@SCHIZO_FREQ @bizlet7 something like a dune guild navigator that tells you when the best time to leave is, mapped onto your sleep schedule. the future is looking bright

@bizlet7 I think the computers will be smart enough to make reliable inferences from the extremely regular traffic patterns of most non computer guided traffic imo

I’m unreasonably excited about the Tesla cybercab Lot of my best friends live a 4+ hour drive away now. Self driving taxi means I can see them super regularly Imagine going to bed in the back of your car and then waking up next morning at your friend’s place 4 states away Hang out for the weekend, go to bed in the car Sunday, wake up back home It’s not technically teleportation but it’s close enough

@C_3C_3 assymetric outcomes. taleb talks about this

The reward for committing fraud against the American taxpayers seems way higher than the punishment for getting caught. This is a serious problem.