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working potwash has a direct correlation with pineal gland decalcification i am so fucking awake

@chickpeaaaaaa daily affirmations 🙏

i have not been myself for a couple of weeks i am so much cooler and sexier than this

@chickpeaaaaaa jschlatt wants u dont give up 🙏🙏

feeling really bored and depressed think i’ll develop an all consuming obsession with a loser who doesn’t want me and i dont really want either

washing aprons suck why do i have the gordian knot in front of me

@chickpeaaaaaa recession indicator

why dont rich people flex by opening libraries and museums anymore

scrolling through my own tiktok reposts like wow i am actually so esoteric and funny and have the best taste

bro this vape wont let me hit while its charging what kinda woke bullshit is this

not many people liking my noodle burger… i see how it is…

i think there is a direct positive correlation between alcohol intake and enjoyment of hollywood undead

@chickpeaaaaaa dislike

more fps games need to be like marvel rivals #mrfantasticbushwindow

lord let me fall asleep before 5am today i promise im deserving of mercy

just paid 43.60£ for a 50g golden virginia games lost im switching to crack

squodka my beloved… nothing could make me hate you

“this movie is brought to you with limited interruptions” what if i just kill myself huh

haven’t seen this guy in a while hope his opps didn’t get him

not only am i the designated driver but also the designated drinker

fuck you pragnya you do this every night

they should kill anyone who orders 15 mins before a restaurant closes

professor in class asked what confucius would say and my mind immediately went to this image