Cellar Door 🛸👽🎃 🍭💀

@bayyyony @l__a10

@l__a10 نصيحة لوجه الله مايجوز نشر صور النساء

طيب وذا كله مين راح يغسله وكيف بينظف ؟؟؟؟؟؟

@kinocopter @ericswalwell I'll take your word for it.

Less than 100 people saw this so I thought I would spread the word. Elijah Schaffer has intimate knowledge that Asians love to lick men’s nipples. Elijah then calls on Eric Swalwell to form a nipple-licking alliance with former MAGA figures like himself and Pam Bondi.

@ZeekArkham That's awesome 🐊😎

Damn… take most of the day off and everyone shoots you a DM wondering if Hillary finally got you. No… actually in Florida right now with my family looking for a house. We might have found one, too. Also found a gym. Gotta keep Soytifa mad. Florida is grand. God bless you all.

@OldHollowTree @Strangeland_Elf I worked with man named David. David and I worked on a mobile blood donation unit and every morning we'd stop for gas He'd go in and get a coke and a pack of peanuts and pour the whole thing of nuts in his coke and drink it. He said it was a sweet salty thing.

@Strangeland_Elf That’s not a thing.

So is this peanuts in coke thing like redneck boba?

@XAVIAERD This is fake, everything he does is fake and for attention. How is everyone so bad at recognizing this?

If he dies young, his audience is responsible

@whatever I wouldn't take advice from someone I wouldn't trade places with.

Is Rachel Wilson SPOT ON about dating arguments?! Whatever Podcast with Brian Atlas Dating Talk 288

@RodKahx @GrendelGodwulf Lmao. That's not better.

@GrendelGodwulf x.com/i/status/20394…

Our moon. The average US citizen in a nutshell.

@RodKahx Canadians struggle with humor. Yet another reason they shouldn't be allowed on our moon.

I'm tired of seeing Candace do squinty eyes. I've muted her long ago but still I'm haunted.

@UltraDane Beards are man makeup

Reactions to a clean shaven bf/husband! 🫣🤔🤪

I fought the retard left. And I see I’m gonna have to fight the retard whatever this new thing is too.

@EYakoby Awfully Jewish of him.

“Conservative values.”

@GeneralMCNews I'd be happy if I never saw his Botox pedophile face again

BREAKING: Americans across the country are demanding Matt Gaetz be made the new Attorney General.

@NotMikeHarlow Fire it up!

“My 7 year old is in the middle of medically transitioning”. In a liberal society, these parents would be in prison. In a conservative society, they’d be thrown into a wood chipper. THAT is the only debate there should be on this issue.

@AutisticClip I'd kill myself if I was Nick. Eat 4 chicken tenders and oatmeal, fall asleep and wake up long enough to talk into a camera, alone in probably a basement, to people you hate for their shekles and clicks. I'm taking a toaster into the tub

Nick Fuentes says there’s no excuse to be fat in 2026 “You know what I ate today so far? I had a bowl of oatmeal and 4 chicken tenders from Chickfila. End of list.”

@CieloBonit That's generous

Holy crap! I would never have guessed that Alex Jones was a hottie back in the day. How is this the same person?

@YouKnoImHim @astorgirl

If you can’t stand Candace Owens, Nick Fuentes, or Thomas Massie, I want to follow you!

@dom_lucre Who?

🔥🚨JUST IN: Hollywood actress Laura Benanti was in complete disbelief as not nobody recognized her on a plane. Benanti: “Not a single one of them recognized me and I could not tolerate that obviously.”

I watch so many body cam videos that my YT algorithm thinks I would also enjoy black hairstyle tutorials