johan

jy kan nie altyd reg wees nie, maar jy kan altyd opreg wees.

Lilo is 95 years old, sitting in a wheelchair on her porch, slowly stroking Stitch as they watch the hawaiian sun sink below a rainbow horizon. She smiles and takes a deep breath. The gentle pets stop and Stitch knows what he’s always known: that an ohana never lasts forever.

some things only stay the same by changing

i’m actually so grateful for everything that happened to me. it shook me to the core & made me reevaluate my life & choices. now i have another chance to become the better me. now i get to become johan 2.0

@caitcourtwood das me

@plateaumynou in a tweet if I’ve EVER seen it

am i the only one that doesn’t want to workout from home, or what?

suicide among males is 4x’s higher than among females and male deaths represent 79% of all suicides in the united states, yet only 5% of men report depression. stop telling the men in your life to “man up” and help them open up. mental illness does NOT make someone less of a man!

i don’t think some of y’all realize that,, when you’re “jokingly” mean to your friends ALL THE TIME, it gets old. like sometimes your friends just need to hear a “i love you” or an “i’m so thankful for you” not you constantly putting them down “as a joke” it’s really not funny

om jouself weer te vind is een van die moeilikste dinge op aarde.

i was drinking some tea & my pinkie raised itself. never have i ever felt so posh.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary so my twitter account can go to school but i still post like a toddler, seems fitting.

@caitcourtwood soooooo me

actual footage of @plateaumynou dancing to Truth Hurts

so multiple things: 1. lol blackberry 2. i have no idea how 5-year old johan knew this 3. i can say that this is 100% true rn (for me at least). “it’s not that bad, everyone else is going through it as well” not today, satan.

seker die miljoenste keer wat ek terug kom na twitter toe. dalk hou dit die keer 🤷🏼‍♂️

got the morbs

@jankieplankie_ Wel dit kos dan minder om uit te gaan🤷🏼‍♂️

JANKE HOU OP OM JOU MEDIKASIE MET ALKOHOL TE NENG FOR FUCKS SAKE.

@jankieplankie_ What can I say? I like living on the edge.

Die beste maar ook die heel gevaarlikste deel.

Dis die beste deel van studeer: elke event is n verskoning vir drink.