Jon Janusch

@INTERIORPORN1 YOUR BALLS!

Which organ do I have to sell to have a sink like this

@StanCollymore True Unholy Norwegian Black Metal

Makes perfect sense to wear all black in 90 degree American summer heat. 🫠

@paulamatanovich @NRKno what was the show called?

Norway got what they paid for! Remember when #mettemarit was part of the adult reality show where she hooked up with multiple partners while pregnant? The Royal Family and parliament Scrubbed the videos off the internet. How about when she asked 100 men to howl like dogs? @NRKno

@GScones923 @atletiuniverse That is Peter Crouch!

@atletiuniverse Good chance to immortalize Grizi

🚨👀 Atlético Madrid on IG: "Something is happening at the Metropolitano." They posted a picture of the Metropolitano seats being removed.

@ZuluMageba2v @UnitedStandMUFC @grok @grok when someone ask you to get information from a youtube video, do your activity give that video a view on the view counter?

@UnitedStandMUFC @grok break down to me what was said here and which deal is close?

🚨Man United's FIRST Transfer Close! We're LIVE! buff.ly/M3vbqvv

@Jonsonfiti @Glimt The y already get a percentage of all prize money they win(afaik)

@Glimt Better pay each player a 500k bonus for getting this far if They’re going to beat city or sporting. Hell of an effort to get this far. Incentivise your players for the hard work. Hope you go all the way.

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@AlternativeMUFC At least he shows his face.

People have had the audacity to compare me to this slimeball. Comparing my satirical, tongue in cheek, piss-taking videos, which I only make when we win, to the toxicity and negativity that Brent peddles to drive engagement and stay relevant. Apologies in the post please.

@TobiasSD @mikkelickski Om Haikin får statsborgerskap i tide, tror du han går inn som førstekeeper på landslaget?

@mikkelickski Fire. Berg, Bjørkan, Bjørtuft, Evjen. Hvis Haikin får statsborgerskap i tide, fem.

Jeg har lenge argumentert IMOT Bjørtuft på landslaget, fordi jeg synes vi har mange andre med riktigere profil (på et høyt nivå). Med Helland uten mye spilletid i Bologna kommer han utvilsomt til å være med i neste tropp. God lenge nå, men helt ekstremt god i dag.

@bronzeagemantis Grok made this from your tweet

8/10 sexpot sexsloot gril in athleisure sweaty just sit next to me cappuccino thing place …guy she’s with is 4/10 herb dork asexual. This is getting out of control. Is adjacent to oofie doofie theory phenomenon but …

@Snapdragon_UK @ManUtd Lisandro Martinez

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Is this the correct moment to share Aspmyra in #FM26 #UCL ;)

@Glimt Grei promo fra Inter, på tide å flå midgardsormen! x.com/Inter/status/2…

𝗞𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗗𝗔𝗚 🏆 UEFA Champions League 🗓️ Sluttspill playoff 🆚 Inter 🕕 21:00 🎫 Utsolgt 🚪19:30 🏟️ Aspmyra Stadion 📺 TV 2 Play 📻 Radio 3 Bodø

@SanderPipita Meh... Skjønner egentlig ikke all sutringa. Tok litt tid til å venne seg til det nye, etter det hadde jeg samme følelsen som før; Et spill som spiser opp livet mitt, men som dessverre er alt for lett.

Tenk at SI har kastet alt ut av vinduet på den måten.

@knowiiiedge She is interesting in bed.

Fix the mistake

@KhalidiFarha @whatever I`ll fight you!

@FrankAmundsen89 Høres ut som om noen ble fingra

Tips til absolutt ALLE som vil til spania, og spesielt Atletico på bortekamp. VÆRSTE bortekamp / politi / vakter jeg noen sinne har vært borti. SKITTENT FUCKINGS FOLK, får tyrkere til å framstå som guds beste barn. Fyrings på maks nå hvertfall, skittene, jævla fotballhatere!

@CFC_Whizz Bodø/Glimt

Name a Football Club without the letter "E" You Can’t.

@akaNemsko If you knew about his drug use, you are more to blame than a retarded russian.

With no due respect shut the f*ck up. You parading around acting as if you are somehow vindicated is so utterly despicable. Keep his name and his family out of your disgusting mouth. A smear campaign? Danya HIMSELF called you and YOUR smear campaign against him out DIRECTLY on the last stream of his life. If hearing the impact it was having on him over months wasn't enough he stated it explicitly for everyone. The final cause of this tragic event will make 0 difference towards your involvement. I don't care how long FIDE decides to stall on their investigation or how scared they are of having a neutral 3rd party evaluation of your actions. We all know them, they are documented, and if that wasn't clear enough, Danya told us himself. You have shown zero respect for his memory and your continued efforts to cover your tracks and shift blame only further the pain you are a part of causing. You didn't make it one single day without commenting and haven't stopped spreading misinformation and lies about his passing since. @FIDE_chess Do your job. Hold your members accountable and implement real, tangible changes moving forward to protect your players.

@EPatriwths @footy_nordic "Tell me you never played football, without telling me you never played football "

@footy_nordic I dont understand why all norwegians act stupid when they hear that argument. When you play in temps close to 0 degrees Celsius on an artificial pitch, that creates an ice like surface. They could easily play in Oslo or Trondheim or somwhere else and boost ticket sales revenue

🇳🇴 So the argument is: Playing on astroturf makes world class footballers awful. But If they were playing on a frozen solid muddy mound that hadn’t seen the sun for 2 months, they’d be fine?

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