Matt with two Ts

@aussiesoph It won’t be the best thing you’ve ever eaten. I was really disappointed by it.

I’m a sucker and just paid $10 for this tiny little round cake that I’m sure I’m paying for the brand. This would wanna be the bloody best thing I’ve ever eaten cos WTF 🤣

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

@StrewthQueen Alf Stewart

What is an "Australian" name, anyway?

@lindSAYhanNAH3 @LondonMarathon You look great. Hair just gets in the way anyway.

Resharing this because BALD IS BEAUTIFUL. I am proud of my bald head and my body that has carried me through so many marathons, 100+ milers, 6 day races and many, many miles. Empathy and the golden rule are powerful. 💙 @LondonMarathon #alopecia

@drdenwalker I love when you twits put special characters into normal words because you think it’s some sort of unbreakable code. Shows just how intelligent you’re not.

FOLLOW ME if this content is of interest to you: Big ph@rma sceptic and free thinker at heart.

@DavidWilso68155 @GAltringham Same way psychotic males do 🤷🏻‍♂️

@GAltringham Never understood how a psychotic female could become such a popular character

Beth is crazy like that 😂

@MChandlerMather @DavidShoebridge Yeah, it’s enough to give every household $5000. But you’re not going to actually do that. You’re just hoping people are stupid enough to think “omg they’ll give us $5000, let’s vote for them!”

BREAKING Green Institute report calls for a 50% tax on gas export revenue, after our analysis finds gas corporations stand to double revenue up to $107 billion this year. A 50% gas tax would raise $55 billion in 2026/27 - enough to give every household in Aus $5000. So why 50%?

@b12114291 @JohnStossel We realised they shouldn’t be used as free labour just because they’re old and their children had kids they can’t look after 🤷🏻‍♂️

@JohnStossel Whatever happened to the grandparents

In Oklahoma, day care regulations are 180 pages! Why would you open a business if you have to understand, and obey that? I wouldn’t.

@JohnStossel Sooo you want daycare operators to be able to abuse and neglect children, because in an ideal world there wouldn’t be any regulations? That’s all I’m hearing here. The regulations are there for a reason, peanut. It’s so people can’t say “there isn’t a rule saying I CAN’T do that”

@david89293299 Like, I get what you’re saying and all and I agree with the sentiment… but Aboriginal people also arrived here from somewhere else. They didn’t just magically appear here and they didn’t evolve here independently of the rest of the human race. They just arrived here *first*

@SHEEPSLIVE They’re what made you gay

WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF CHEMTRAILS?

@NoContextBrits That’s how you sound to us 🤷🏻‍♂️

Been laughing at Al Pacino’s attempt at a British accent all morning.

@ellemccoole Fuck off. Old people are allowed to shop anytime, not just when it’s convenient for you. They leave early because they like being home early because they’re old and exhausted quicker than you. You’re young. You can afford to stand around a bit. Get over yourself.

@whedonesque Once more with feeling.

Right. And now to watch the best Buffy episode ever.

@TiaNEVERTamera @BuffyLookBook @Film_Fuzion @TV_Fanatic_Girl @Glory_Is_Ben I love her, but I’m glad she passed on Buffy. She wouldn’t have been right for it.

I’m sorry but I can’t imagine Natasha lyonne as Buffy summers in any universe

@mickel0001 @AAPNewswire You’re only calling it a DEI hire because it wasn’t a straight white man who got the job. You want them to be appointed by merit, but only if they fit in the little box you’ve made for them - and anything else is woke. You’re just a piece of shit mate.

@AAPNewswire No calling out a DEI hire is not despicable and calling it "progress" is the exact reason people are calling it out, we should have the best person available not the only one barely qualified who has a vagina so call it what you want if it makes you feel better

Backlash over the appointment of the army's first female leader has been branded "despicable", as experts say more progress is needed on representation across defence. bit.ly/4mslDrD

@JEChalmers 5 years ago you claimed you were going to do something about grocery prices and the way supermarkets were gouging us. 5 years on, and it’s worse than ever and a lot of people can barely afford to live. Don’t tell us you’re doing something. Just fucking do something.

We recognise that people are under pressure and more than recognise it, we're doing something about it with decisive action to help with the cost of living, including halving the fuel tax.

@RonaldR65190282 @johnpavlovitz Oh sweetpea. You haven’t been restored to greatness. You’re the laughingstock of the entire world. Literally everybody thinks you’re an embarrassing joke 😂

@johnpavlovitz Well, God did save Donald J Trump from a leftist assassin’s bullet to restore America to greatness!

If MAGAs want to compare Trump to Christ, why don't they crucify him and see if he gets up on the third day?

@johnpavlovitz @ASurreyAtheist I’d buy tickets to that.

@harryfisherEMTP And just as sadly, you’re not even playing dumb. You just are dumb.

🤦 no matter how many innocent people succumb to this obvious insanity. Neil will just keep playing dumb. Sadly.