Peter Lomas

@jimmycarr You've given a few pounds to the taxman since then

Steve Merchant posted this throwback photo from our 2001 festival show “Rubbernecker” - good luck in Edinburgh everyone.

@qikipedia Was he worried about apples falling through it?

Isaac Newton became an MP in 1689. According to records, he only spoke in Parliament once - to ask that a window be closed.

@ReeceJames Superb but still hope Lauren trumps (?) it with 2nd Euros medal

Caption?🤔

@JamesBlunt What is merch like in the gift shop?

I’m excited to announce that the James Blunt Museum in Herefordshire has recently been refurbished, and is now back open and accepting visitors. It really is a glorious place to take the family this summer. Please come early to avoid the queues. tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Rev…

@rothiemoon Getting the right lighting is important too

Whenever you photograph birds, getting them in typical habitat is always important . Whimbrel.

@rothiemoon Did someone ask for the bear facts?

Can’t help feeling something odd with this latest photo of the escaped Lynx.

@eatfarmnow That looks more like a crumble than a pie!

🍎🍏 Last week marked #NationalAppleDay! Did you know Britain grows over 2,500 apple varieties? 🌳 Fun fact, about 40% of the UK’s orchards have been around for over a century! 😮 So what’s your favourite way to enjoy the humble apple? Our is an apple pie 😋 🥧 #seasonalfood

@graemelyons Interesting Latin name!

#speciesaday no. 447 is Neptune's Heart Sea Squirt (Phalusia mammillata). The biggest sea squirt. Like something from eXistenZ or the end of The Substance. Seen from La Rocque on Jersey.

@JamesBlunt Notey McNoteface

Wanna ruin my life? I'm legally changing my name if "Back to Bedlam" 20th Anniversary Edition reaches No.1. Comment your name suggestions below, and the most-liked comment wins. #jameswho

New Trumpton fire brigade just dropped.

@rothiemoon BBC News - Bath: Woman held on suspicion of administering noxious substance - BBC News bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Did the BBC miss this story ?

Looking for flexible, part-time work either remote or down here in Dorset. Starting end of September, to work around my uni schedule.📍 Happy to chat and send over my CV 😊 Any shares much appreciated!!

@HighlandNature @rothiemoon Ahh Strathdearn. Did the eagles join you though?

When you get the place all to yourself !

@WeedonsWorld I think it is a recruitment issue. Employing platitudes instead of Platini

ITV commentator says it is only a matter of time before Belgium score. A minute or so later Slovakia score and "they fully deserve that goal".

@richardosman Did you spot the English capital hidden inside the first reply btw?

@richardosman We have a piece of paper with them all on. Done together after a few days working apart. Capital quiz.

The answers to my '60 Cities' Christmas quiz will be in the newsletter on Thursday. Hope you enjoyed it!

@patelbynature @Au_Erithacus maybe it says on his wrist band?

@Au_Erithacus Is that a chin-spot batis.

Good morning ☺️

@jimmycarr Disappointing queue for autographs

I’m at the Hawth in Crawley tonight. Nice and close to the airport, which is handy as I’m off to start the American leg of the tour tomorrow. Click here for tickets to see me in the US bit.ly/TerriblyFunnyU…

Arsenal could be missing an angel. #bbcfootball 'Thankful to Forest' bbc.co.uk/sport/live/foo… via @BBCSport

@Jenkins3Vaughan Is it dodging the rent collector?

Now that’s a record shot….Peregrine Lewisham…now