stoned succubus 🎂5/30

spoil this Gemini for her birthday 💋 throne.com/plumppothead

just got referred to as “that white bitch” while sitting in my car, windows down, knitting, and minding my business i hope they stump their toe every day of the next week

@hell_line0 I had an orange pair I was obsessed with!!!!!! My feet hated me every time I wore those stiff bitches

Young people- a warning. Jelly shoes appear to be making a comeback. As a child of the late 1900s (1983), please listen when I tell you these shoes will destroy your feet. They will tear them into smelly, unrecognizable shreds and will cut into your skin like razor blades. You will think you are the exception. You are not. May my side part never cooperate again if I am lying.

idk what has clicked in my head but I have actually forgotten about the money I’ve put in my savings. I normally move it right back over and fail to replenish it. But I’m actually leaving it alone. Am I an adult now?!?! 🥹 proud of me

ADHD cannabis user here. I feel like people that don’t have ADHD really need to hear me when I say this. Smoking marijuana impacts people with ADHD differently because of how our brains work.

@EmilySm43 an awkward glance and keep walking

If Bill Gates was sinking in quicksand, what would you throw him ??

@HustleBitch_ That she’s fucking fine no matter what size her body is

Singer Bebe Rexha is going viral after fans noticed how different she looked at the American Music Awards. Be honest… what’s your first thought?

I just wanna make out and have my tits sucked on.

yes i’m on nsfw twt no i don’t wanna talk about sex 24/7 in dms w strangers

i completely understand people who commit suicide

kinda rude honestly

finally deleted my Snapchat since mfs on there wanna be disrespectful as fuck.

puff puff pass #nsfwtwt

I know I’m fucking sick of these spam calls!!!!!!! literally get 15-20 a day

@yourdadsfavsnac And over a toilet 🤮

Petition for men to STOP taking dick pics like this 🤢😭😂

The way I be daydreaming about getting split the fuck open by a big dick from a sweet man is unfathomable.

@Osi_Suave they were overstimulated adults who didn’t realize it but took it out on the kids

I broke a mug yesterday in my kitchen and I just swept it up and kept it moving. And I wonder why our parents made so much fuss about breaking things when we were growing up.

I’m finding tooooooo many cute pairs of plugs for my ears but I’m tryna save my money for a car 😩 I just wanna look cute while coming out of rock bottom , yaknow

@eatinerni To make it myself at home, yeah

Would you pay $23.99 for this?

@HistorianUSA1 Fatiiiiiigued

Woman on a plane tries to push her way to the front of the plane while channeling her Spirit Airline energy. The Guy politely says “excuse me” and she completely loses it — yelling, refusing to move, threatening him while the whole plane watches. He hits her with the perfect response: “Who raised you, woman?” Zero manners and awareness. Pure entitlement. We all paid the same money. The door isn’t even open yet. But somehow she’s special and everyone else is the problem. The fatigue is preaching a sermon at this point. This is exactly why people hate flying now.