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"Covid-19 was tHe MoSt dEaDly viRuS eVEr" Oh, you mean "The Holocaust Virus"? The Holy-19? Yeah I probably caused 6mill deaths by not taking the mystery vaccine 💉

Commas were invented to show the reader of the text when to pause when speaking it aloud. The idea that there could be an "incorrect" use of one is pure Longhousery

@PoolQuenten Ah ok thx

@pluox Not allowed to put water in the sink or else basement gets a shower

Did JD dump the chicken-water in the trash, and not in the kitchen sink? Am I missing something, or is he the biggest retard in there? #fishtanklive

@DeItaone So these Houthis don't have any hobbies? Just married to the game

Simp Beta Cuck: "I'm gonna build an underground bunker, and stay hidden and safe!" Alpha Chad: "I'll build a bunker ABOVE ground, with a moat and defensible positions. It'll be my castle." Sigma boy: "I'll poop in the air-intake of your gay little underground bunker!"

@OwenShroyer1776 Can you imagine the reviews on the app store? 😂

All that cryptic slop for an app no one cares about?

Dude called in sick to a place where he doesn't work. 🤣🤣

@martypartymusic It was for the launch of the White House App...

Play this backward it says “big announcement tomorrow” 👀

@WhiteHouse They're sending bears to FEMA camps, aren't they? FINALLY!

SOON.

@DavidLCorbo If it's fake we'll have a coalition of HYSTERICAL WOMEN and SNEAKY FRAIL MEN micromanaging the world, through the authority of a FAKE MESSIAH.

If they manufacture end times prophecy and it takes place on a global scale, is that not the fulfillment of prophecy? I’m not saying I believe it is but I think it’s an interesting discussion

@zerohedge Or .... Iran hired a lone wolf to train undercover with the FBI, who managed to singlehandedly shoot a rifle from within a professional security perimeter. ONE LITTLE BOY ... AND ... IRAN ..... FBI, secret service, local police - all cleared of any suspicion

Jesse Ventura Claims Trump Staged Assassination Attempt With Wrestling 'Blade Job' On His Own Ear zerohedge.com/political/jess…

The way Bashir is BUCK-BREAKING that whore. He'll have another wife by the end of this. #fishtanklive

@stainfool How about 'gay'? Like, "that movie was totally 'gay'"

kino is an overused term, we need a secret term that only guys like you and me know for movies that are good

@gainzy222 🏅 Certified Classic X-post 🏅

latest siren caught me at the hair clinic shelter full of bald dudes half in blue gowns mid hair transplant

@SvartHette Du burde benytte deg av deres ignoranse, og fortelle historier om Kramers liv, som om det var deg. "The very pants I was going to return!"

Jeg oppdaget nylig at noen venner ikke liker Seinfeld Hva burde jeg gjøre?

Imagine getting drafted at 41 and your USO show is Mike Huckabee singing about how awesome jews are

I'm sure the psychos in charge will be able to handle every single edge case, and everyone will be better off. Micromanaging the complex lives of the working goy. Double plus good. 🤮

@Davincij15 Thank you for the copium sir, please be right. 🙏

Last 2 times Silver peaked, $BTC exploded. Now, Silver seems to have peaked around $121. Does that mean BTC will rally now?