The Creek Hog

@umbrimea I didn't make em sorry

@plutoniumrat and why is that

i see women make jokes about stroking their penises all the time but i never see men joke about fingering their vaginas

Ald’ruhn

guy who's woke but speaks fluent chud

The old is so crunchy it's beautiful

do NOT buy skooma from the camona tong bro

Just saw an object in motion come to rest with absolutely no outside forces involved whatsoever

2026 to do list : 1. Learn to fly 2. Fly away

Pluribus is not a great show in spite of its slow pace, but because of it. During the long moments of quiet, Vince Gilligan offers the viewer some time to browse their phone and check social media messages When the characters speak it’s time to look up. It’s genius.

I don't say this lightly but Steam is quite literally the only company I am okay with having this monopoly. There are so many ways they could use steam to generate more money. I see every opportunity for them to exploit their userbase and they choose not to. They have exceptional customer service, steam charts are public (something MANY companies would rather not be public to hide embarrassment), ludicrous deals for games several times a year, banning in-game ads, making it a requirement for developers to say whether or not they used AI, the mod support and steam workshop. The list goes on. Any gaming CEO would kill to have Steam and would promptly kill it within 5 years to appease share holders. Don't even get me started on the Gabecube (the new steam console). Steam single-handedly is holding PC gaming up and I never want anything to happen to it. Other companies can eat shit and learn to actually respect their customers like Valve and Steam do—but they won't, because that means not squeezing every dime possible out of your userbase.

(P1) If there are no moral facts, then Santa Claus does not know whether you have been good or bad. (P2) Santa Claus does know whether you have been good or bad. (C) Therefore, there are moral facts.

Actually we should be adapting more books into video games

"Instead of playing games you should read a book" and the game you play is Morrowind

I feel so bad for this woman, imagine shaving your husbands beard and finding out he makes games using unreal engine

clinically undepressed guy: im thinking of Beginning it all

if they put a micro chip in me i would want it to be salt and vinegar

Wasted my entire Sunday. Maybe the last 32 years as well

@muaddibstyle Kate Beckinsale actually improvised that part, it wasn’t in the script but she felt like her character would be the type of person to have a reflection. The director liked it so much he kept it in

Is Canada the BLUESKY of the planet Earth? 👀