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@KingJayZim @KwekweCouncil The pedestrian was shocked, your car stopped for him at the Zebra crossing lol!

23 April 2026. (24 April as mentioned in video) . #KweKwe Arguably the cleanest city in the country @KwekweCouncil . Ripperz, the brekkie joint you guys always talk about is kaput. Yaparara. Zebra crossings, are not observed , not only in Kwe Kwe but in all the cities we drove through enroute to and from Skies. Chief culprits are kombi and pirate taxi drivers. The Zebra crossings on the main street are a death trap for pedestrians There are no traffic calming humps, or signs before the pedestrian crossing and no flashing lights either side of the them to warn motorists. Some of the paint work is faded and not visible. Should a motorists run over a pedestrian at a Zebra crossing a jail sentence of more than 2 years will send a clear message to offenders. #TheKingIsAround #HappinessIsOurBusiness

@HeraldZimbabwe Some who has piece of ancestral land that they developed, are better off buying a goat/s each month with their pension contributions if what has happened in the past two decades is anything to go by.

Quiet collapse of pensions: Annual contributions average US$44 heraldonline.co.zw/quiet-collapse…

@matigary That's where the Zino goes lol...managing the person for you.

@pmndu I just want someone who does the work, not someone who wants to be managed 🤣

I hired a general hand to do some manual landscaping tasks on a property I own. We agreed on a price. I left. When I came back to check on progress, I realised that he wasn’t doing the work himself. Instead, he hired two guys to do the work for him, so I paid him to hire some guys that he then paid. Akaisa zino, as they say. I feel uncomfortable with what he did. I feel it’s not right. Anyway, I later got the contacts of the two guys who did the actual work. Going forward I will just give them the assignments. I respect the guys who do the actual work, not some smart Alec trying to be an intermediary.

@zimpricecheck @zimpricecheck By groceries are you excluding bread and meat?

We can say with absolute certainty that US$200 is more than enough for family groceries. In fact, we know families that live on US$20 per month, although that's possible only because the people often supplement their supplies through subsistence farming. If you think US$200 is not enough, please DM us and tell us what you are buying. Maybe we can help you make some savings.

@Welling2329162 @mhondorohuru @drruwende @drruwende basa renyu iguru kudzidzisa nyika...

@mhondorohuru @drruwende Munhu ane 2 chromosomes. Mukadzi ane XX murume ane XY zvichireva kuti mukana wekubarwa kwemusikana i ¾ wemukomana i ¼. Kana X rababa rikasvika pakutobarwa musikana. Kana Y rababa rikatanga kusvika pakubarwa mukomana.

Nyaya yamai vatararira tichitsvaga mu twin 2 inonzwisa tsitsi. Vane vana vasikana chete, 7, husband was blaming her for that, "prophet" vavakati mune mukomana nemusikana saka apa musikana anga abuda meaning kwasara mukomana nyamba murume haasi kuziva kuti anoita mai wave nemusikana murume. Apa tamiririra murume vati vari kusvika pa lunch visit iyoyi na prophet

@KingJayZim @PeteVowles Asi maenda mese?😀😃😀

@PeteVowles Taste Testing on site? 😅😅

Getting stuck in!

@InessaTori7603 @drruwende Makabata nyaya inosimudza varume vakawanda to act....vanomwa maguchu for "hubaba" but not for general health🫣🫣

Havazvizive varume kuti bonde rinopedzwa nayo diabetes iyi. I told my brother the same thing last week achida kuramba kuenda kunoitwa 3 month average test after 4 consecutive days of a fasting reading of 10+. Ndakatosiya zvekunyara ndikamuudza kuti mukoma imba inoparara hubaba hwese hwakuramba kushanda.

Muchinda we sugar ne BP uya wezuro adzoka na madam, haa varikuvava mai, hanzi ukuramba kurapwa yet me bedroom zvadhakwa. Mukomana achiti tonhooo. I'm understanding the wife though, she wants save her marriage, dzimwe misha dziri kuputsika nayo nyaya iyoyi

@FinLitBae Hatina kumboti no Avo and loaf kubasa here pano? #weneednewleaders lol

The avocado that I’ve waited to ripen decided to reach its’ career peak today as I was about to leave the house. Too bad I’ve mastered avo tricks, guess who is in hand luggage as we speak? 🥑 (If you see me adding avo when they serve the chicken/beef mind your own business) 😎

@TheLifeZoomer I have always been keen to know how only you joined SDA out of all your family members but didn't want to pry lol. "I will fast and pray for you to see the light" 😆 🤣 😂 is your friend not Maponga 😀😃😀😃

How I became a Seventh Day Adventist… I grew up in a place called Esinenini in Hwange. Translation? Where the maids for rich people lived. They used to call us: “abantwana bama neni” And the lies we used to tell about our addresses to avoid ridicule😂😂😂🙌🏿🙌🏿 Derogatory. Embarrassing. You didn’t want that label on you. But that was my potion at the time. And we’ll come back to those Esinenini stories. some funny, some very embarrassing 😀 I had a friend - Michael Njetshe. We did everything together: Walked to school Shared meals Played soccer Played slug (if you know, you know 😅) His family? Seventh Day Adventist. Now Adventists in our area were serious people. Wednesday – midweek service Friday sunset – “Ukuhlangabeza iSabatha” Saturday evening – “Ukuvalelisa iSabatha” Me? I thought these people were running a full-time church shift system 😂 Michael kept inviting me. At first I was just there like: “I don’t know these songs, I don’t know these verses, but let me not disappoint my guy.” Then came the upgrade: “Come to church on Sabbath.” I said yes, out of curiosity and loyalty. First Sabbath I walked in: There was a ladies’ choir at the front. 🔥🔥🔥 I had NEVER heard voices like that in my life. They sang: “He paid a debt that I could not pay” I was finished. Finished spiritually. Finished emotionally. Also, respectfully noticing the choir members 👀😂 Second Sabbath….. I came back. Not even pretending anymore. I was HOOKED Third Sabbath…… Boom 💥 Crusade time. At the open Arena.(See pic below) Evangelist Solomon Maphosa. Tall man. Serious presence. Now different choirs from everywhere: Empumalanga, Railways, Cinderella, No2, No3… It was basically a spiritual concert tour 😂 But the preaching………… Different level. Topics I had NEVER heard before: State of the dead Second Coming Sabbath That hit different. Day 20 of the crusade. Altar call. No hesitation. I stood up and walked forward like: “Yeah, this is it.” Next day (Sabbath), baptised and it rained so hard that day. Felt like Heaven was agreeing. I remember a thought of: “ If Jesus cones right now, I’m walking straight into heaven with eyes closed” Just like that. now SDA 😀 That’s where the spiritual journey started. And like any real journey…….. Faith grew quietly. Away from the music. Away from the hype. Through real life. Lots of ups and down. Fast forward years later… I reconnect with Michael on Facebook. Informed he had left the SDA church. Me: “How do you invite me to SDA, then leave??” Him: “At least I introduced you to Jesus.” 😭😂 fair enough. Then he started cooking SDA: Ellen G White is this…….. Church members did that……. This church is lost…….. Me? Just listening quietly like: “Ah, so the recruiter has resigned.” 😀 He ended with: “I’ll fast and pray for you to see the light.” I said my goodbyes respectfully. But inside I was like: “My brother, I’m now a group admin in the WhatsApp group.” 😂 We haven’t spoken since. No bad blood. No loss. Just different paths. From Esinenini to faith to life. One thing I’ve learned: You may not control where you start. but you choose what shapes you. Who else found faith in the most unexpected way?

@dabskays I am surprised with the confusion or how media took the PR angle and ran with it. If you listened to the DM, he was clear if on ZEP work yoself towards other visas that lead to PR.

Inga

@hubermanlab @hbanhire hanzi siyaii mbanje dzinza rikure!

Cannabis is detrimental to sperm: even if they can fertilize, there can be DNA damage. Many miscarriages and (in the case of IVF) “day 3 crashes” which is when paternal DNA normally kicks in, are cannabis related. Dr Natalie Crawford on the Huberman Lab podcast out now.

@Mpumiln @Mpumiln share a few screenshots of the things you had said the week before your boss talked to you lol. I want to see something 🤔

My Boss once said: “Mpumi we know you are very active on X and we won’t stop you. What you need to always remember is that whatever you say, you represent the company , you represent your family too” That got me thinking, I am not going to mess with my bread by saying things to please people who don’t even care about me. Be mindful of the things you say out here. They can work against you. ✌🏾

@begottensun @ZEZURUROCKSTAR @DenfordNgadzio1 Ko boarding house yamayor wacho yakazopera seii?😀😃😀😃

@thatzambezichic There was an episode where the lady was an astronaut on a regular like clock work with safe landings, went clubbing, drank alcohol, smoked did weed etc, it only took unbearable stomach cramps...and out of nowhere the waters broke a 3kg bundle arrived! No weight gain, no signs

@pmndu Iiiiiiih miswa

My appetite is through the roof. Nezuro manheru ndakadya zimukonde resadza. Like it was so big. Ndamuka ndiine nzara and ate rhe test of the sadza i left. Now im on my way to work and i am so hungry 😭😭😭😭

@chirembaPT I do admit the tone in the questioning aint right, but he/she has a valid question. One of the things that gives away you are Zimbabwean in SA is the vaccination scars we have on our upper arms. It's rare to find South Africans who have that scarring- Why?

Are you a dr yourself ? I’m trying to see how many scars you have seen in Botswana , Zimbabwe and South Africa to come to such conclusions 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️ Please respect Drs in Zimbabwe 🇿🇼! Those people do so much with so little for even less . Stop this madness

@begottensun Lol. You own both the name and the adjective being thrown on the TL but it aint about you lol

With all the talk of “Kuda” and “Dhafu” on the timeline … I keep getting triggered and have to remind myself that oh shit. It’s nothing to do we me! 🫵🤣

@begottensun @zimleague I grew up partly in Marondera. CSC was one of the big employers in the town, it's sad that the company folded and promises to resuscitate it have not materialised but we still eat beef👐 i hear the premises have been repurposed as part of the Marondera State University?

CSC was coming back to life in the 2nd republic. They need 2 extra years and to change the constitution for this truck to be on stilts. 🫵🤣

@TheLifeZoomer @HillaryMusarurw What's the benefit of verification besides being able to write longer text and money for engagement?

The unverified accounts you’re ignoring today will eventually get verified too. Don’t overlook people on the way up. Slow, authentic growth builds the strongest networks. Good night.