Paul Mackenzie Ross ☮️

Dear @ITV, thank you so much for Mr Bates v The Post Office. Can you now commission docudramas about; * Mone, Barrowman, et al and PPE * Dido Harding and Test & Trace * Truss & Kwarteng’s “Mini budget” * 14 years of unnecessary austerity * etc Please? 🙏🙂

.@duolingo you offer me to try SuperDuolingo then subscribe me, then when I cancel, you tell me it’s in a year! You need to cancel NOW and return my money ASAP. So unethical.

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@tomtolkien @Google @googlesearchc @JohnMu Yeah, Barry flagged this up last night and I immediately went and had a look on my GSC: same as. John Mu said they’d look into it, but holiday weekend and all that. Funny how it happens at the same time as the May core update

There's a significant issue with Google Search Console ATM. We're seeing this on *EVERY domain*, including ours, clients' and third-party reports. @Google @googlesearchc @JohnMu

Upstairs at the @LoginLounge seeing the mighty @realjahwobble once again.

Wordle 1,788 3/6 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩⬛🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Back on this again

That’s the County Council and local council votes done; didn’t vote for any fascists ✌️

May the fourth be with you

Great to be back at #brightonSEO for the first time in almost 4 years! Been a wicked day so far and there’s still a day and a half to go! ❤️

Eastenders has been poor recently, but the Nigel storyline, with his dementia, has been incredibly powerful television. Tonight's episode was beautifully written and a great episode to say goodbye to Nigel Bates. One of my all-time favourite characters, played by Paul Bradley.

@castleDD Powerful and beautiful TV, what a send-off; happy and sad all at the same time. RIP Nigel

@WayneNewark @VeryBrexitProbs @Eyeswideopen69 Have a look at stopreformuk.vote 🙂

@VeryBrexitProbs @Eyeswideopen69 Just received some more Vote Reform crap today which I plan to return to sender. Is there a tactical voting website for keeping the far right out?

The Nigel Farage Guide to Being a Working-Class Hero Step 1: Be born to a City stockbroker. Step 2: Attend Dulwich College, fees currently £53,000 a year. Step 3: Skip university. Become a City commodities trader instead. Step 4: Run one of your metal broking firms into insolvency. Step 5: Get elected to the European Parliament. Spend the next 21 years drawing a salary from the institution you're paid to dismantle. Step 6: Claim £15,500 a year in expenses for an office your party was given rent-free. Step 7: Put your wife on the EU parliamentary payroll. Take her off only when the rules force you to. Step 8: Get investigated by the EU's anti-fraud office. Eventually have half your MEP salary docked to repay misused public funds. Step 9: Throw a Brexit victory party at the Ritz. Decry the "professional political class" to a room of millionaires. Step 10: Take £450,000 in personal gifts from Arron Banks. House. Car. Lifestyle. Step 11: Take £5 million, undisclosed, from a Bangkok-based crypto billionaire. Days later, announce you're standing for parliament after all. Step 12: Win Clacton. Take the £93,904 MP salary. Add £1.2 million a year from GB News at £2,300 an hour. Become the highest-earning MP in the House of Commons. Step 13: Speak in parliament fewer times than any other party leader. Fly to America at least nine times in your first year. Refuse to hold in-person constituency surgeries. Holiday in France while parliament is sitting. Step 14: Tell the working class you're one of them. Tell them to vote against their own interests, over and over again. Pint, mate?

Absolutely smashed it, set a new world record and broke the 2hr mark for a 1:59:30 time. Amazing! 🙌

How incredibly petty that the current US administration is considering “punishing” NATO nations for not joining their stupid war. independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

OK, so that’s a little fish caught for insider trading, now go after the BIG ones, I dare you! bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Not needed to go anywhere in a hurry am I? 😉😂

Oh dear 😂 A massive „up yours“ to Orban, Putin, Trump, Vance, and any of you other tinpot dictators and boot lickers! #antifa bbc.co.uk/news/live/c2d8…

Trump, Putin, Farage… your boy took a hell of a beating. Congratulations to the people of Hungary for showing that populist extremists can be defeated – even despite Donald Trump’s best efforts.

@CharcutieEN @jclib1990 I’ll raise you; the Anita Dobson version… 😳 youtu.be/WOhohf8VydU?si…

@jclib1990 thanks now i've only got the bloody theme tune stuck in me head

Telling my kids this was the Strait of Hormuz

Oh do shut up, you big shouty man baby, the world’s literally sick of you, and your sycophantic cabinet is no better. The sooner civilised Americans can rid the rest of global society of this literal nightmare of an administration, the better.