🕷️🌈🏳️‍⚧️MadCatLadyJules

Theses figures are shocking, and appallingly, this headline is buried under crap trivia. PLEASE look out for unusual behaviour in your blokey friends - boys are shit at asking for help. Male suicides at highest rate in two decades, official data shows news.sky.com/story/male-sui…

I don’t know 🫤 As a parent, trying to say the right thing when your child of 25+ is going through a long term relationship breakup and all you can see is 7 year old years ago whose ‘bestie’ has found a new No1 friend is just awful 😞 Boys are so scared about showing emotion.

@PinocchPrincess Done - reported and blocked. #LongLiveTheREALLaird 😊

Come on X a friends. It's trending, let's make everyone aware of this!! If you were a follower of the original Laird account please unfollow now to minimize the account for the hackers. Hopefully Laird will get his original account back soon. x.com/i/trending/203…

@LairdOfThManor I blocked her but so sorry you’ve having all this crap - X is shit at dealing with this x

So she has finally, publicly, stolen my account and followers. Well ‘Anastasiia Mosk’, you’re a fuċking bïtch!

Breakfast entente cordiale. #Alan #Smol

@metamacky The bee 🐝 post did it for me 😄

please follow me i am very tall and i also cook.

i love how the bumblebees are always first on the scene. hardly any flowers out but the faintest bit of sun and they’re cruising about like wellington bombers looking at shit. is this a flower? is this a flower? oi mate are you a fucking flower? haha laters 🐝

Dear all sweet manufacturers in the WHOLE universe. No one. That’s NO-ONE. Likes these..😵

When you’ve been concentrating on your upper body strength but your legs need some work 😹 #Alan #WeirdCat #FunnyAngles

@MikeBales I’m in!!

I’m going to create a website called “Older Fans” where I just tell you which part of my body hurts today and what tiny task caused it!

@CarlBovisNature Omg!! The concentration!!! Wonderful picture

Angry bird Goldfinch! 😁🐦

@richardosefton 100% yes.

Can I have a show of hands please? Who thinks we are right to stay out of the ‘war’?

Accidental chow buddies 😻 #AlanandSmol

@supertanskiii Quite.

Honestly I think Starmer is handling the illegal war instigated by a psychopathic nonce pretty well, he’s making it clear that he’s protecting UK citizens while mitigating the threat and refusing to capitulate. Nobody wants a “special relationship” with a paedo. Fuck America.

Kitty. How people can simply abandon their animals I will never, ever understand but their loss was our absolute gain. #LovelyLovelyClare

Fat King Carlos, but despite his chill factor Clare basically disappeared under the dining room table and most of her hair fell out over the next few weeks. She became - inevitably - @clarebalding but came through the trauma and since then has been quite the most wonderful

On this day 9 years ago my lovely Clare came into our lives. Originally a ‘ cast off’ from a family who were moving and didn’t want to take’ all their cats 😿she was going to my eldest, but didn’t settle with his cat, so came over to me. The only cat I had at the time was

When your absolute favourite human in the whole world is moving out in two weeks and he lets you into his room for snugs 😽 #SadFlossie #DontLeaveMe 😿

@CarlBovisNature Both are fab but I think Puffin Party just tips the scales for me ☺️

@hknormington Rather hard to miss 😸

@podweed I wasn't going to notice!

When you’re plumpy, but want to be on tv. So you just block it. #FatKingCarlos #ChonkehBoi

@hknormington But a little bit porkie!!! 😸

@podweed Fabulous photo. Handsome.