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Can't wait for bhakts to call #NickJonas anti national as well.

@NickJonasUPD @nickjonas @kevinjonas @PapaJonas @DeniseJonas why is @JustinTrudeau in the picture with long hair :D

@anaggh hello, how does one send a CV to you?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

fuck them up dear farmers. about time you gave it back to the greedy middlemen and politicians. #FarmerStrike

Hey, I just took up the speed challenge with the Mercedes-AMG E 63 S 4MATIC+ This one's pretty cool and a must-try. Go on to beat my score to win exciting prizes #RuleOn tweet.mercedes-amg-e63s.com

@narendramodi_in bhai copy paste to thik se karo #typo

A tea seller and sweet shop owner from Assam, Mr. Hriday Deka narrates his success story. He tells that Mudra Yojana helped him expand his expand his business and shop. The Prime Minister encouraged him to promote digital payments. facebook.com/narendramodi/v…

now that you have made billions, time to relax eh? @AnilAgarwal_Ved twitter.com/ndtv/status/99…

Man this country sucks.

Cambridge Analytica, the firm at the center of this year's Facebook privacy row, files for bankruptcy reut.rs/2IvTLTW by @AbinayaV5 More #ReutersCyber news: reut.rs/2KydP4m

@PringlesIndia @Raghu_Dixit wtf is this shit

#ContestAlert Turn up the volume & celebrate your team with a bang. Create your version, use the #MatchReadyWithPringles #PringlesDrumCircle & submit your entry! T&C – bit.ly/2GgSdqP DIY #PringlesDrumCircle steps - bit.ly/2wKqD5F @Raghu_Dixit

Another state about to get ruined. #KarnatakaElectionResults2018

Who the fucks is Angad Bedi?! #NehaDhupia

⚡️ “Tweets to remember” twitter.com/i/moments/9913…

@Naina you of all people should know it s not!

Omg is this for real?! Awesome 😍 twitter.com/arturaskerelis…

At least one state has to guts to tell him off #GoBackModi

How many months before you see Indian medalists at #GC2018 selling gol gappas on the streets? #CommonwealthGames2018

Jail! if not for breaking the law then for making all those shitty movies. #SalmanBailOrJail #tigerchutiyahai

#IndiaTrustsBJP that's hilarious!

Watch and learn @realDonaldTrump. #Modi is going to silence any negative stories on him by force and win the 2019 elections. #FakeNews #ModiFor2019