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@DailyLoud Bad news for Trump supporters

Oklahoma has finally banned child marriage, with kids 17 and under previously being allowed to marry under certain conditions.

@18Dew78 @ToffeeTVEFC Don’t know why but this reminds me of Arouna Kone 😂

@ToffeeTVEFC Arguably one of the best away kits in recent years.

So I guess the big question is: If you were going for a run ahead of trying to be the next UK Prime Minister, which Everton shirt would you choose?

@realrikkidoolan @TRobinsonNewEra Fucking state of you hahaha. Look like Ian Watkins with a cum stained jacket on

Unite The Kingdom HERE WE COME! 🇬🇧

@Benjwinst Either that or City win, we win our last 2 but finish 9th on goal difference

Most Everton thing ever would be Chelsea winning this fa cup today.

@TonyB_1997 @PolitlcsUK @BBCNews Maybe he’s just a compulsive bullshitter like he always has been 👍

@PolitlcsUK @BBCNews So if he had big worries about his security, and had no idea he was just about to receive 5m quid for security.. why did he spend all his liquid cash on a house, rather than on the security he so needed? Something doesn’t stack up. Maybe he’s just exaggerating the threat?

🚨 NEW: Reform UK say Nigel Farage bought a £1.4m house using money from his I’m a Celeb appearances, not the £5m gift he received from Christopher Harborne [@BBCNews]

@PolitlcsUK @SocialistVoice Greens should stand down in the Makerfield by election and go all out for the Mayoral election instead!

🚨 NEW: Former Green Party Leader Caroline Lucas says she hopes the Greens will “put country before party” and not campaign against Andy Burnham in the Makerfield by-election

@32watto The fuck are you on about hahaha. Why is Roy Keane gonna be arsed about his son in law doing a binoculars celebration

Maddest thing about all of this is Roy Keane is his father in law. Few awkward conversations pending…

@TallyCat8 @DeclanStones1 @AndyBurnhamGM Not really when he’s more than likely gonna become PM if he wins the seat. He’ll be able to change a lot more for the area than a mayor would.

@DeclanStones1 @AndyBurnhamGM However you dress it, walking away when you promised to serve a full term is weak.

I can confirm that I will be requesting the permission of the NEC to stand in the Makerfield by-election. I grew up in this area and have lived here for 25 years. I care deeply about it and its people. I know they have been let down by national politics. Ten years ago, I decided to leave Westminster. Why? Because, after 16 years, I came to the conclusion that our national political system does not work for areas like ours. I learnt this fighting its failure to invest in the Wigan borough, for justice for the Hillsborough families and against its treatment of Greater Manchester during the pandemic. Over the last decade, I have been challenging this failure from the outside and building a new and better way of doing politics. We have built Greater Manchester into the fastest-growing city-region in the UK and put buses back under public control, introducing a £2 fare cap to help people with cost-of-living pressures. However, there is only so much that can be done from Greater Manchester. Much bigger change is needed at a national level if everyday life is to be made more affordable again. This is why I now seek people’s support to return to Parliament: to bring the change we have brought to Greater Manchester to the whole of the UK and make politics work properly for people. Millions are struggling and they need the Labour Government to succeed. It has already made changes to make life better for them in its first two years. After this week, we owe it to people to come back together as a Labour movement, giving the Prime Minister and the Government the space and stability they need as the by-election takes place. I want to recognise the difficult decision taken by Josh Simons and the sacrifice he and his family are making. I have worked closely with him as Mayor on issues like flooding and illegal waste dumping and have seen first-hand how effective he has been. He has put the communities of Makerfield first, made a real difference for them and should take great pride in that. Finally, I truly do not take a single vote for granted and will work hard to regain the trust of people in the Makerfield constituency, many of whom have long supported our party but lost faith in recent times. We will change Labour for the better and make it a party you can believe in again. ENDS

@allyishutch @patrickkmaguire Also wouldn’t be surprising if some Reform voters went back to Labour with Burnham in charge, especially the ones in the Greater Manchester constituencies.

@patrickkmaguire AB will drive LAB turnout, consolidate /attract anti-REF vote. Will be reasonably competitive but would be v surprised if he lost

Eight Makerfield wards voted last week. Results: Reform: 50.4% Labour: 22.7% Green: 10.9% Conservative: 9.9% Lib Dem: 3.8% Other: 2.2%

@JBStoke @AndyBurnhamGM Waist of time 😂

@AndyBurnhamGM Been an absolute waist of time for Manchester more homeless and refugees deadheads than ever, the city is a shambles, we don’t need a lefty running the country taking from hardworking people to give it to people who just want to live off the state and hard working people

@jasonjp74 @AndyBurnhamGM @UKLabour Smartest Spurs fan

@The_Forty_Four Why can’t people just enjoy the moment instead of being a bellend?

During Stockport County’s pitch invasion last night someone 2 footed the Stevenage goalkeeper from behind😭😭😭 (The goalkeeper is wearing bright yellow In the centre of the screen)

@propsMCFC Smartest City fan

if Palace lose here, they will have to go full strength against Arsenal to avoid relegation. brilliant

@hodge_stick This. Burnham would’ve won Gorton and Denton if he’d stood as well, let’s be honest

I feel a lot of people really don’t understand just how popular burnham is up north.

@creepydotorg Did they make him put it back on for the picture? 😭

In 2010, a young Chinese man boarded an Air Canada flight from Hong Kong to Vancouver disguised as an elderly white man. He wore a realistic silicone mask, glasses, and baggy clothes to make himself look decades older. At first, no one realized anything was wrong. Then, during the flight, he went into the restroom and came out as a completely different person. Crew later noticed that the “elderly Caucasian man” had become a young Asian man in his early 20s. After the plane landed in Canada, officials detained him and searched his luggage. Inside, they found the mask and the rest of the disguise. Investigators later said he had switched boarding passes before the flight and used the costume to get past airport security.

@DeanoGorton Shit day

Tw#t of the day

@WilsonCountyGOP @BBCBreaking Yank nonce

@BBCBreaking BBC, part of the Liberal Labour Party’s propaganda machine, is trying desperately to harm the Reform Party because they kicked Labour’s ass!!!

Parliamentary standards watchdog to begin inquiry into whether Reform UK leader Nigel Farage breached rules over £5m gift bbc.in/3OYSh87

@jwcomps1 @englandcricket

@englandcricket its a gay summer

Who are you excited to see in action this summer? 🤔

If Tommy Robinson & Reform voters had been around in 1930s Germany they would have dragged Jews like me to the gas chambers themselves. They now suddenly love Zionist Jews because Zionist Jews hate brown people, & more specifically Muslims That’s it. In a nutshell.

@iam_commando Only 1 of the players you mentioned played regularly for United you divvy 😂

Incredible achievement for Marcus Rasford and Scott Mc Tominay right? How about we check on the progress of other players who left Manchester United. Alejandro Garnacho -> 9th (Chelsea) Donny van de Beek -> 17th (Girona) Anthony Elanga -> 13th (Newcastle) Hannibal Mejbri -> 19th (Burnley) Dan James -> 14th (Leeds) Axel Tuanzebe -> 19th (Burnley) Zidane Iqbal -> 7th (Utrecht) I’m bringing this to your attention since you “mistakenly” omitted other players in order to suit your agenda.