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🚨🚨| MEAN WHILE IN TANZANIA, A PUSKAS WORTHY GOAL WAS SCORED. ⚽️🔥

This lady tried pulling an armed robbery on a gas station on Friday. How it went:

Dog fight leads to the most absurd outcome you could imagine

Netanyahu is on track to LOSE October's elections. Thank GOD!

Women are hilarious man. When they find out you can pull other women they start liking you a lot more 😂

What if plants are actually farming us? Giving us food and oxygen until we d!e then they eat us as manure? 😳

Bro😭😭

Leeds playing Smooth Criminal after beating Michael Jackson, interim manager of Burnley, is exceptional sh*thousery 😂

Jamaa kawasemea watanzania ukweli.

@Tegaoyawiri140 @GiranRP @PSGINT_ @TheMatchdayHQ @GGBL00DS @Ekremkonur So you want to not play football and who will feed the family

@GiranRP @PSGINT_ @TheMatchdayHQ @GGBL00DS @Ekremkonur Bro his wife forgiving him doesn’t stop the fact that he still did it

🚨🚨 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Paris Saint-Germain have ENTERED the race to sign Mason Greenwood this summer. Marseille are expected to demand a fee in the region of €82–99M for the winger. 💰 [@Ekremkonur]

🚨 Diego Simeone: “When a game ends 5-4, everyone says: What a great game… and I say: they scored 5 goals against us”. “I don't know if it's such a good game for us coaches - but on TV, it was of course nice to watch that game”.

🚨 Luis Enrique on criticism about 5-4 result: “You shouldn't respect all opinions… because if it's a shitty opinion you shouldn't respect it”. “There will be people who like to play football this way, which is the majority, and here I include myself, and others who don't like to play like that”. “I don't care about those opinions. What we show is that most people who love football enjoyed it and that's the important thing”.

Burnley players first training session under Michael Jackson.

Burnley players on the counter attack 😂

@FabrizioRomano Burnley’s training sessions until the end of the season.

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

@MrBeast Yap

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@chrisincrisis90 @jen38366 @FabrizioRomano @FabriceHawkins Are you dumb 😄

@jen38366 @FabrizioRomano @FabriceHawkins Still showing off a video of your fav player getting cooked by hakimi and thinking its a flex hahahha you idiot

🚨 Achraf Hakimi, set to miss Bayern-PSG return leg due to hamstring injury. The Moroccan suffered a hamstring tear and won’t be part of PSG squad next week, says @FabriceHawkins. ❌🇲🇦

PSG Ultras made a tifo of Napoleon conquering Europe. Imagine if Bayern Munich Ultras do something similar in the return leg. 💀