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@Ricky_customs I have a mint S24, what are my options for trade in/upgrade?

The S26 Ultra has just been introduced, which means we're seeing back-to-back trade-ins from the S24 Ultra the Greatness unit and S25 Ultra right here at our local store. We originally sold this unit exactly 1 year ago and now it's back for trade-in! We're letting it go for KES 90,000, inclusive of a 2-year warranty. Countrywide delivery is available.

@_Rasfeloo @ignyharaz2 Nkrumah ni road, boss

@ignyharaz2 So Mombasa tuko na Nkurumah Avenue na Moi Avenue peke yake.

Kimathi street vs Moi avenue ni Nairobi. Ever wondered the difference between an avenue and a street? Now you know

@shobanes Afterburn Ice Road Vengeance Sisu though I see you have watched that already

Action movie suggestions?

@itslydiaowuor Story of my life.

You ask if I drink, I say I don’t— not out of moral piety, I simply don’t enjoy it. So why do you feel the need to suggest “sweeter options” or “something lighter”? I didn’t ask for alternatives. I just said I don’t like it. Can we leave it at that? Nitakupiga ngoto mimi.

Lukenya Senior Secondary Schools, Boys' boarding and Girls' boarding, are now accepting applications for Grade 10 - Jan 2026. All three pathways shall be offered at our schools. Stem , Social sciences and Arts/sports #lukenyaschools #cbcseniorschool #cbcsimplified

@KenyanSays @FauzKhalid ndio huyu hapa jamaa yuasema Kenya sasa yatishia amani 😂

" Kenya naona sasa wanatishia amani"- Tanzania Football commentators and Fans are now becoming scared of the Kenyan team, Harambee stars!

@VenomousM @Wafunya I always thought it's because of the many stops as in no defined stages. Nairobi works because most routes are more or less express. Gari ikishajaa ni mpaka itoke CBD

@Wafunya Mombasa can’t do Nganya cause CBD is small so their will be unnecessary jam and congestion

I miss when Nairobi matatu culture still had these 14 seaters. Hizi za siku hizi kubwa kubwa hazibambi. Mombasa sasa ndio wako in their prime.

Juu Samsung Juzi wamerelease S25, mpost your favorite Samsung pictures here again. Only Samsung. Hii ni Samsung😃

@NdemoKelvin My application was not delivered. Getting an NDR of full mailbox

Am looking for a senior PHP Developer, here is the JD send cv to kelvin@ndemo.io Senior Back-End Developer (PHP) Employment Type: Full-time (32-40 hours per week) About the client They are revolutionizing the legal domain by developing a cutting-edge collaboration platform for legal documents (‘a Github’ for legal professionals). Their team is ambitious, innovative, and committed to making legal processes more accessible and efficient. They are seeking a Senior Back-End Developer who shares their vision for excellence and innovation in legal technology. Role Overview As a Senior Back-End Developer, you'll be at the forefront of revolutionizing their platform's core APIs. With customers generating over 100,000 contracts annually and analyzing millions of legacy documents, your expertise will be crucial in managing and optimizing a dynamic codebase exceeding 250,000 lines. You'll collaborate closely with their NLP/AI team to embed cutting-edge AI functionalities into their core API, and work alongside the front-end team to deliver seamless and intuitive user experiences. Who You Are - Passionate about Technology: You have a deep interest in back-end development and staying current with industry trends. - Collaborative Team Player: You thrive in an international team environment and enjoy sharing your knowledge. - Problem Solver: You approach challenges with both thoughtfulness and pragmatism. - Start-up Enthusiast: You are comfortable with the dynamic nature of a growing company. - Effective Communicator: You have excellent communication skills in English, both oral and written. Key Responsibilities - Develop and maintain the back-end infrastructure of their legal collaboration platform. - Implement new features and optimize existing code for performance and scalability. - Write clean, maintainable, and well-documented code. - Participate in code reviews and contribute to technical discussions. - Find and solve any issues proactively, together with their team. - Develop and maintain efficient, reusable, and reliable PHP code. - Collaborate with cross-functional teams to define, design, and ship new features. - Ensure the best possible performance, quality, and responsiveness of applications. - Identify bottlenecks and bugs and devise solutions to mitigate and address these issues. - Help maintain code quality, organization and automatization. Qualifications and Skills - Minimum of 8 years of experience in back-end development. - Strong knowledge of object-oriented programming and design principles (SOLID, design patterns). - Proficiency in PostgreSQL and Doctrine ORM. - Experience with writing both unit tests and integration tests. - Familiarity with Git, including advanced techniques like rebasing. - Understanding of modern web technologies and RESTful APIs. - Experience with scaling applications. Tech Stack PHP API powering an Angular front-end Machine Learning with Python PostgreSQL, Elasticsearch, PHP API, Angular and Airflow on Kubernetes Advanced technologies: Knowledge Graphs, Redis, RabbitMQ and Websockets Values Open, Honest, and Forthright: they believe in transparency and integrity in all their interactions. Work with the Best: Join an international team of professionals who are leaders in their fields. Work Hard, Play Hard: they value hard work but also know how to have fun together.

@NdemoKelvin Senior devs wa PHP tumefikiwa finally

@PillowsAndDuvet I will have to see what you have then I pick a color. I want the size to flow over a large 6x6bed

@polycarpotis @edwinsifuna @KeNHAKenya Which color option would you want? 0794473661

Kibaki and Raila built most if not all of these roads with OUR money. When you drive on these roads you will see signs by @KeNHAKenya telling you your taxes AKA fuel levy were used to build/maintain those roads. Ruto has built nothing. He cannot tax us for using our own roads. Akitaka ajenge zake aweke toll huko. Our one job in 2027 ni kushukisha Zakayo. #ZakayoShuka

@PillowsAndDuvet @edwinsifuna @KeNHAKenya I want the 6x7 one

@edwinsifuna @KeNHAKenya Zakayo shuka! Meanwhile I sell cotton duvet 6*6/6*7 2 pillow cases and 1 bedsheet 0794473661

@Renald_Flevix @Thriving_luos 45mins gets me to Bondo from Kisumu ba'

@Thriving_luos Seme is roughly 45mins from the city

Maboko Island-Kisumu's perfect hideout Maboko Island Resort (Camp Tom) This beautiful Island measures around 5 acres and is located offshore the Seme area. Seme is about an hour and a half drive from Kisumu City. It has a main block that is made up of three self-contained suites that are well furnished. At the center of Maboko is a helipad for the helicopters commuting to and from the island. The common mode of transportation to the island, however, typically involves the use of a powerboat. Situated South-West of Kisumu County, accessed via the Kisumu-Bondo Road, the Island provides a perfect escape for anyone who wants to get away from the hustle and bustle of the city life. The Maboko Islands Resort (Camp Tom) inside it provides you with such a destination. Being a new facility for travelers seeking an escape, the resort offers a perfect retreat conducive for team building, tranquility and or to rejuvenate the tired body and soul. Story goes that long time ago, there were Tanzanians from Musoma who used to live on the island. And the island used to have a high population of hippos, and because of this, the Tanzanians therefore called the place “Maboko” meaning place of many hippos. Maboko is from the Swahili word “Kiboko” for hippo. The Tanzanians eventually moved to their motherland, Tanzania leaving the island to the current local inhabitants. ACCESS To get to Maboko Island Resort, there are three available options to use: Use private or public transport from Kisumu through the Bondo road to Obambo, a distance of approximately 20 km. From Obambo, hitch a motorbike ride to Ogal Beach. This should take you to “Camp David” which is the boarding terminal to Camp Tom (Maboko Island Resort). Camp Tom has a secure parking space for guests. There are boats here that will take the passengers to the resort. From Kisumu City, board a speed boat/yacht from Kisumu Yacht Club or Hippo Point (as may be advised by the Resort). This should take you straight to the resort. The journey is approximately 20 minutes to 1 hour depending on which boat is used. You can as well choose to fly in straight in to the resort using a chopper. The resort has two helipads to cater for its flying guests. ACCOMMODATION Maboko Island Resort offers its guests three unique accommodation options: Stay in the main house: provides the guests with the best scenic and uninterrupted view of Lake Victoria, Homa Hills, Ndere Island, Kisumu City and Sondu Miriu Hydro Power Project. The main house is a three bedroomed mansion with a kitchenette for a self-catering option. All rooms are ensuite. The house has two balconies in the upper floor. Stay at the lakeshore chalets: located straight at Lake Victoria’s edge, these chalets gives the guests the freshest breeze from Lake Victoria. They come in five pairs of two-unit houses (conjoined to offer families with kids their privacy) and also 4 single unit lake houses. POINT TO NOTE: Maboko Island Resort is the greenest resort destination in the Lake Victoria waters. Both in terms of the green flora (the four fig trees are always green all year round and provides the perfect shades from the hot Kisumu sun) and the fact that the chalets and the main house are all powered by the radiant Kisumu sun through the solar lighting systems. THINGS TO DO Fishing: Catch your own dinner! The resort offers a range of fishing excursions to suit individual tastes and style, both line fishing by the shores and out on the great lake, either alone or with experts. Marine safety and security is permanently on standby. Kayaks and jetski are available on request for the high adrenaline and more adventurous guests. Lake excursions are also a huge attraction, visit the various islands or just go round and round the lake with your boats, away from Maboko Island, stroll amongst tropical vegetation to the marine reserve viewpoint to experience the benign mix of flora and fauna. Walking in an abundance of exotic shrubs, giant land tortoises and flying foxes in a perpetual natural habitat Tour of Local Attraction Sites: Kenya Wildlife Impala Sanctuary, Dunga Beach, The Equator at Maseno, Kit Mikayi, Kisumu Museum, River Yala Falls, Luanda Magere Grave Site, Ruma National Park, Abindu Caves, Jaramogi Oginga Odinga & Tom Mboya Mausoleums, Kogello Village etc. are some of the surrounding attractions around Lake Victoria. Dinner by the Shore: Your stay will not be complete without a romantic dinner by the shore under the stars with serenity and personalized service. Enjoy the sound of the splashing waves and the beauty of Lake Victoria over Maboko in the evening and at night. Dinner on the balcony of your room can be arranged on request.

@transiting_soul @amadi_eugene @Nyakosele Hata Mombasa kunayo

Accident Alert. This car has been involved in an ugly accident in Kadongo. 2 people died on the spot while the Driver has been rushed to the hospital. Anybody who maybe aware of this family to inform them. Lit ndii Kindly ReTweet!!

@polo_kimanii When I wanted to shed weight, the best option was carrying my own food instead of eating at the canteen. A colleague made the same comment "unabeba lunch kama mtoto wa shule" I didn't flinch and lost 30kg in 10 months

Grown men working in offices carry lunch like nursery kids is so funny to me,siezi beba lunch akiamungu,my masculinity wouldn't allow me ata kama sina pesa ya kubuy lunch,heri lunchtime ikifika niendange hapo kwa printer nitafune makaratasi

@aschmelyun Still do with @digitalocean droplets. Quite easy to manage and maintain

What stopped people from deploying PHP apps on plain old cheap vps's? Too difficult? Hard to maintain?

Rest in Eternal Peace Sir

@FauzKhalid By the way, what's up with the main mombasa stadium? I no longer hear upgrade or maintenance plans for it even with the AFCON announcement

Our boys the Mombasa Stars FC will be playing against S.S Saad FC tomorrow at Mbaraki Let’s fill up the stadium and support local football Tukutane Mbaraki Kesho in sha Allah

@enunomaduro Debian 10+ years. I am very comfortable with configs and terminal so quite a breeze and nimble

What OS do you use for programming? I've been using Mac OS since 2011 because it's stable. What is the current state of Linux distros?

@Wilsonwanjau3 @WehliyeMohamed @ntsa_kenya Same here man. We only had the manual lorry for practicals.

@WehliyeMohamed @ntsa_kenya Then automatic and when I was doing my driving course there were no automatic vehicles back then in 2003, I was tested with a lorry. Manual

I got my cool driver's license 3 years ago. Issued from @ntsa_kenya offices where all my biometrics were done. I have renewed it online and was hoping they will send the new DL to me. I have now been informed that new biometrics have to be done. Ni kama zile zingine zimepotea!