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half girl half computer half pathetic wet ferret | former prize racehorse | D tier counter strike player | taken

they/she/any/idec 𓆟 22 Katılım Ekim 2019
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pond 🐟@pondffish·
@CS2_Confessions I haven’t hit the elo where people don’t just run into the beam of bullets so it works great
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CS Confessions@CS2_Confessions·
"I unironically use the negev in competitive lobbies"
CS Confessions tweet media
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pond 🐟@pondffish·
@Vampuppy_Page they should have a bunch but they’re allowed to use one per year just to accelerate geopolitics a bit
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Page ✿♡@Vampuppy_Page·
I think every single country should have at least one nuke.
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pond 🐟@pondffish·
I got a 780 on the english/grammar half of the SAT I’m a trusted source on this stuff
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pond 🐟@pondffish·
u get a grammy when the grammar in ur song is rlly good
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pond 🐟@pondffish·
after several weeks, the question of “how much peanut butter can I scoop up with the butter knife and eat in one bite before it’s too much” was answered today. that was too much.
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Kina🐈‍⬛🪄@KinaCatGirl·
POV: Every time you engage with me you’re giving a transgender person money (me)
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pupsephone@3thyr3al·
are we all 5'7???
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🧊Zig📚@kaguyazerotwo·
This worthless place you worthless oomfs my worthwhile retweets
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pond 🐟@pondffish·
@hyperdollia I want to love long skirts so bad but they have worked for me maybe once
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pond 🐟@pondffish·
@BADENDB0Y @doggirlinspace they tried to make me wear black tactical gear once and I complained that it’s “not realistic” and was “only interested in olive drab or lizard variants” and apparently it wasn’t hot after that
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Catb0y Prince@BADENDB0Y·
the hottest thing a girl can wear is tactical gear especially while making me feel unsafe
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pond 🐟@pondffish·
my litmus test for if I’m malnourished is if the subway bread aroma smells appetizing when I walk past it
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pond 🐟@pondffish·
I should have started a detransition grift yesterday I could have made sooooo much blood money
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pond 🐟@pondffish·
always wondered why so many people have a latex fetish but u never see the same sort of excitement for html or svg
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pond 🐟@pondffish·
is it morally wrong to headcanon the dgd vocalists as good people bc I like how they sound like I just rlly don’t want to do all the “separate the art from the artist” mental gymnastics so I think I’m just gonna headcanon they didn’t do that
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pond 🐟@pondffish·
the comments are awesome bc they don’t realize I’m fine with any pronouns
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lungs@pleadedguilt·
they should elect a president with schizophrenia. just to see what happens
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