Gronola

@txstreetfights2 how can they tell if they are on the same team with the haircuts they got

6th Street Austin, TX

@ArtOfMusic_ fighting over @BhadBhabie

3 v 1 and they still backed down 🐈 and their pride wouldn’t let them leave

@dufferjones @NYCMayor Stfu Mountain Gay

@NYCMayor How’s about those $150 train tickets to the Meadowlands you absolute dipshit, nepo baby fraud?

1,000 World Cup tickets. $50 each. All for New Yorkers. We fought hard to make the people’s game available to the people — and won. Let the summer of soccer begin.

@1001TLtv @porterrobinson

Comment your favourite set from EDC Las Vegas and we'll reply with the tracklist ✍️

This is true wealth

@fin465 "Hey Finn, your dad passed away. Funeral Arrangements attached." - is this better?

This is genuinely the worst cold email i’ve ever received this template will NOT get your hired

@_u4ic Rookie hour. If you don't know the entire setlist for each Second Sky for Nuture you aint about it

girl…

@neet_sol can you share one

i went viral on linkedin and now i have 2000 jobs

@SharminNahar401 i went on an absolute bender

JOB INTERVIEW: "Can you explain this 8-month gap in your resume?" Most candidates say: "I took some time off to recharge, travel, and figure out my next career steps." THE WINNING ANSWER:

@elonmusk im not engineer but can i open source some hoes on here?

To give people confidence that we are not secretly manipulating the 𝕏 recommendations, it is critical that we open source anything that influences what people are shown

@Tyyyraww @Toluwase_x Jesus wore a dress dawgggggggggh

@ponyboynpoverty @Toluwase_x Yes I’m not dancing in women’s underwear though daaawwwwggggg.

This was the moment Zendaya knew she’d marry Tom Holland… she was locked IN from that day 😭 No one is topping this performance. He was straight up peacocking and it worked on everybody 😂😂

@Tyyyraww @Toluwase_x have you seen your profile picture dawg

@Toluwase_x Gay

@hwrtyed funniest thing i have seen since Nam - thank you

WDYM just standing there ominously doesn’t count as socializing

@ivydrift idk you look kind of cheatable on

btw if you’ve ever cheated on someone, you are scum of the earth xxxx

I was chasing stem all my life when I’m really for the arts

@kazizine @DevMoore siempre hermano

@ponyboynpoverty @DevMoore i get that as long you are contributing to the community and society itself

people act like East Williamsburg is in deep Brooklyn or some shit lol

@sh1ny2shy damn i wonder why

Bruh i only had 11 followers last night, where did yall come from 😭😭😭

@kazizine @DevMoore im a transplant unfortunately. This the only place that reminded me of San Fernando - a mans gotta work....

@ponyboynpoverty @DevMoore they see boricuas and get fucking scared, i actually dont like these fucking transplants

@jjjjjonesjjjjj was it the waiter again?

Got fingered in the Cheesecake Factory bathroom again