Sam Collett

I really don't want to leave Twitter because I've made so many good friends here but y'know, just in case anything happens... I'm 'Poochweasel' everywhere and my website has links to all the other places you can find me. And yes, I'm on #Mastodon 😀 poochweasel.com

Just the Prime Minister tweeting out a link under the guise of helpful tax information that will allow his political party to capture your data, nothing to see here. Use the official government one or better still, an independent site. This is the stuff of rogue states.

@Aardvarkface Well I'm not sure I can get an elephant at such short notice, but I'll try my best 🎄🐘🍌

@poochweasel I demand to be fed like this on Saturday.

@Aardvarkface With the state of my back I'm going to need a pogo stick, but yes. Obviously.

@poochweasel Can we get about like this from now on? Can we practice?

Please sign this petition and end this archaic sport and the suffering of greyhounds ❤️

Last Splash was released 30 years ago today! Thank you to everyone who ♥️s the album and the Breeders. You can preorder the remastered 30th anniversary record here: bit.ly/BreedersBandca… Get tickets to our upcoming shows (performing the album live): bit.ly/BreedersTour

It’s hard to know who and what to trust these days… But this incredible clip nails it Simply: Don’t trust idiots And how do you spot an idiot? Look for the people who are cruel…

@Aardvarkface I love a tapir, me.

Hello @RishiSunak, the majority of us don’t go on holiday in a private helicopter. Also, trains exist. Hope this helps.

BREAKING: Kemi Badenoch has signed a trade deal with Cynthia from Aberystwyth who has a whole wardrobe full of coat hangers

@Aardvarkface No. I'm sad now.

@poochweasel Did YOUR careers advisor tell you that?

"HApPy biRtHDaY to YOu..." 🎵🎶 My birthday seemed like a good time to pop in and say hello... Life has been stupidly stressful recently and I haven't had much time to Twitter. Must do better! 🙂

"I am the victim of a malicious witch-hunt by a kangaroo court."

This gorgeous light installation just off Tottenham Court Road makes my synaesthesia brain very happy, and could have been expressly designed to celebrate BROKEN LIGHT…

This is Hubert. You're not going to believe what he found while playing today. Potentially one of his best discoveries to date. It was a puddle. 13/10

Luce is presenting at a conference this week, and we've all been busy helping her prepare. Which reminded me of one of my favourite photos of a certain helpy dog... #the100dayproject #100smallthings

More flowers, but it's not my fault #The100DayProject happens in April when I have to spend a lot of time in the garden, and my primroses are very cheerful! 😉 #100SmallThings

I think it's time to say "Uncle."