Jeremy Fortune

@BFW Oh yeah. Mr. Perfect wore a singlett. Maybe early Jeff Jarrett?

@poor_fortune No

Might pull back on mantiquing soon. Running out of room. Just kidding here’s a rug with every WWE wrestler that was on a Super Nintendo game.

@BFW Is the first Mr. Perfect?

I can ID everybody but these two. First guy I would’ve guessed HBK but he’s elsewhere. Second guy no clue.

@verge so there will be no consumer grade routers available soon.

The US government just banned consumer routers made outside the US theverge.com/news/899172/fc…

@DevinShaw4 Dude is a stone cold killer. I’ve been a Hog fan forever and he might be the best player we’ve ever had. Celts would have to move a lot to get him but you aren’t wrong. He fits that team perfectly.

It’ll never happen but this dude is such a match for Mazzulla competitive/obsession-wise.

I see you @truTV. Playing White Men Can’t Jump after the NCAA tourney coverage. Well played…well played.

@Wps_Yall All day long!

@poor_fortune Did Annisha wear the vest?

My box score during that game - Shots taken: 5 Nervous pacing: Constant Shit talking texts from my cousin in NC: 10 Nervous shits taken: 2 Shit talking texts TO my cousin in NC: 2 A trip to the Sweet 16 and making family reunions awkward: WORTH IT

VCU v Ill is an over bettors nightmare. Reminds me of old Virginia ball. So boring. UGH! #MarchMadness #NCAAMBB

@martymush First real half of ball in the tourney for Duke

Your Duke Blue Devils are the best team in the country. What a win. 4 more

@martymush Looks like they're playing not to lose games instead of playing to win @martymush. Not championship play!

What the fuck is happening. They look tired???

@Stuckey2 It's a 6'ish hour drive to OKC. So weak for the A&M cult!

This crowd in OKC for Houston-TAMU is kind of weak

@BarstoolBigCat Ice cream never counts against a diet...Never!

Announcement - if anyone in the gambling cave sees me eat anything for the rest of the day* they have the green light to hit me in the nuts with zero consequences. I simply have to stop eating. This is the only way because I can’t do it on my own. *Ice Cream doesn’t count

@scottjohnson Is that a baguette?

Biblically accurate bread bridge btw.

Bad day to be a BYU alum. Loss to Texas in March Madness, and ABC cancels TFP's Bachelorette season. Ouch!

6-2 to start the day. Up nicely to start the tourney. Let’s go!

First day of March Madness! Let's just win all of our bets on every game! #MM2026 #MarchMadness #NCAABasketball

@TMZ And Robert Caradine too!

Academy Defends Eric Dane, James Van Der Beek Oscars In Memoriam Snubs tmz.me/2QDn9Gz

@TalkinBaseball_ @roybelly But with how it was called all night and how close it was you gotta be protecting the plate there. Swing and foul it off.

@Wps_Yall Or your friends house…LOL

Me calculating how I can work for 3 days, get my hair done and find an affordable flight to Portland. Knowing damn well I’m just gonna end up watching from my own bar.

Arkansas’ opening round game against Hawai’i will tip off at approximately 3:25 p.m. CT on Thursday, March 19. Brad Nessler (play-by-play), Wally Szczerbiak (analyst) and Jared Greenberg (reporter) will have the call on TBS.