Brenton HarperMurray

The terlet water has gone purple. I cannot recall a single time in history wherein that was a Good Omen.

The chef in Burger Time is named Peter Pepper. You may now go about your day.

The time has come for me to cut off my ridiculous rat-tail. Who should I anonymously mail it to?

@OminousHallways “Diane, I’m holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies.”

Can you share one of your life philosophies in a gif? Here is mine, which will be familiar to anyone who watched Twin Peaks.

The Spicy Twist mechanism has yet to make it on to #Arby's menu outside of the #Borneo market.

Fun fact: If you order a Chrome bag enter #Arbys as the coupon code and they'll install a Kevlar plate for free on your order. Alternately, if you enter #Chromebags when you order Arby's, all of your curly fries will arrive with confusing shoulder bags.

@EricLabRat I can only imagine what would the news would say if The Mopery had their last show in The Time of Covid. "200 infected - 100 Impregnated/Deafened at W.Side Noise Party.

Can't wait til that first show after we're all vaccinated, bodies slamming against bodies in the pit, soaked in each other's sweat, spit and spilled drinks. I hope the music is conducive to it though, cuz even if I'm at an acoustic singer-songwriter set, it's HAPPENING.

@rosspayton "All siding broke loose; vast halls of sheetrock exposed. One wondered; "Who could afford a square mile of one fabric square?" I settled in a dusty bathroom, its shell shaped soap unused. I took note, that the foundation had settled itself.

@killadamwitt youtube.com/watch?v=ue7wM0…

@MikeVanderbilt F.R.I.E.N.D.S

If Twitter were around in the ‘90s, name something you love that you would have absolutely hated because the fan base was so goddamn insufferable.

If I have to squint to see it, it isn't worth looking at.

@maudamanda I'm allergic to the wonder-drug of the century, so I feel your pain. Also, penicillin was last century, so I feel old.

second covid test also negative. current theory: world’s dumbest allergies.

Classy but naughty names for an obscure adult bookstore. My entry- Wankman's Rest #adultbookstore

@CarriereHenry @MikeVanderbilt @LKpaddy @skipbolden @TRIP_ROMAO @PedroPerico75 @_AndyTheo_ @CasinoRoyle007 @georgeHook @AngelFerox @UlteriousFilm Holy crap, my dad's Bally Astrocade probably had a slot somewhere in there.

When high-tech was measured by the pound...

Oh, the punchline was that Inception was boring and that I would rather watch a robo-car take pictures of the boring place I grew up in.

Never saw Inception. Been trying to catch up on films that I missed over the last decade. --- Now I am walking down Streetviews of where I grew up and thinkin, 'Huh, another beef joint? Wow." 10/10 More interesting.

@DaveScheidt I remember EGM was crowing about +70 hours of gameplay! Now I see that as a warning sign. In retrospect, I spent the better part of junior high typing 'kill orc' into a MUD until a girl kissed me and broke the spell.

Had a single birthday at SBP when I was 5. All I can remember is that I got a Food Fighters toy, and some little kid kept crying because I wouldn't let him cut in line for ski-ball. Also, ball pit=wet. youtube.com/watch?v=livSYU…

Just saw a banner ad for a sequel to 'Coming to America' then I had to look up 'How to test if you just had a stroke'.