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One thing I can't get enough of is chutney!

Tape measures: Far more versatile than a ruler and they make that satisfying "whinging" noise as they retract back into the case.

Damn. I'll have a Royal with cheese, if you know what I mean.

Who's chipping in on Horatio's Hope Chest? Donations are due by COB Wednesday.

Ohmy Jerry. My poor poor Jerry.

writhing around in my own urine

listening to the ramones phil spector cd

@xbradtc @DKElections clever wordplay, bro.

@DKElections Stereotyping is badthink unless liberals are doing it.

The CLF is now airing ads in GOP Rep. Richard Hudson's #NC08, a 53-44 Trump seat. Spot ends with woman with a stereotypically white-sounding voice saying that Dem Timmons-Goodson, who is Black, will "never keep us safe." Emphasis on US. #update-1602100211000" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">dailykos.com/stories/2020/1…

Violent Trump supporter at a rally in Texas assaults a peaceful counter-protester

@BorisEP @SebGorka Let’s meet at the corner of Wilson Blvd amd Lynn St. in half an hour and I will sing it to you, you sleazy douchebag. Bring @SebGorka too.

Easy to spout crap like this from behind your phone or computer, little guy. Bet you wouldn’t say anything like that in front of @SebGorka, me, or any other loyal supporter of @realDonaldTrump.

can we all just lay off the word ‘eclectic’ for a while? jesus christ.

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CNN reporting that Jon Bon Jovi has been named counselor to the President. twitter.com/cnn/status/811…

a lie. Conway: Trump will have daily availability for press when president thehill.com/homenews/admin…

You Make Me Feel youtu.be/pn59ke-__8w

@badlandsvip i wish the feeling were mutual.

We Americans make up about 4% of the world's population yet we own roughly 42% of all the world's privately held firearms. #fear #kill #nuts

@RealBenCarson also repeatedly demanded do-overs and argued foul balls.