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@StrongzeroTrpg Even a My Little Cthulhu vinyl figure.

アメリカ想像以上にクトゥルフ神話の映像や画像あるんだな！？

One of the better ways to cook meat is a roasting pan with a rack. That allows a more even distribution of heat in an oven. Then you check your internal temperature with a meat thermometer (angled from the side). Without a rack, you flip the meat at timed intervals. And you can ask Grok for recommendations based on your ingredients and kitchen setup.

なんでこのサイズで中まで火がちゃんと通ってんだよ。 特売のハムのようなとんかつ肉ですら生焼けにしてしまう自分には、アメリカ人の肉の焼き方は理解を越えている。

@ShitpostRock2 I mean how did the rabbit obtain the fox's tax returns if she wasn't even in the system yet and there was no outstanding court order. This is not the movie you want to waste brain cells on.

What animal would Jesus even be in Zootopia?

@Awk20000 Yeah well in college a drunk guy lifted a toilet off its foundation and shattered it. So it's not like it takes a whole lot of effort to destroy the things.

Agent explodes a toilet after pouring molten lava into it

@ImMeme0 I will allow this on the sole condition that the audiobook is narrated by Tom Waits.

I actually had to check if this was real. WTF?!

@nikitabier Is the secret thing a pizza party?

We’re a few weeks away from where there will be no designers or engineers, but a third secret thing

They couldn't market it with a photograph because the pergola collapsed, everything caught on fire, the whole setup sank into the Earth and then everything caught on fire a second time.

@DiscussingFilm I will permit this so long as the "new breakthrough in home video marketing" is watching YouTubers react to a bootleg copy of Spaceballs 2.

‘SPACEBALLS 2’ will release on April 23, 2027 in theaters. Starring Rick Moranis, Bill Pullman, Lewis Pullman, Daphne Zuniga, George Wyner, Mel Brooks, Josh Gad, Keke Palmer and Anthony Carrigan.

@bankertobuilder Live Más

Building smart walkable communities like this is illegal in most of this country

@klara_sjo Aeternum Certamen

I just wanted to shitpost. One dumb tweet. That’s all. Instead I woke up to sixteen hours of notifications screaming at me. They wouldn’t stop. The screen twitched like living flesh. Every reply hissed my name in voices that weren’t human, stacking higher, wet and endless, until my skull felt too small. I tried to close the app. It wouldn’t close. Now the eye in the timeline is blinking in sync with my heartbeat, and I’m laughing because there is no escape, only ratios and the thing that wears my mentions like skin. I just wanted to shitpost.

@StrongzeroTrpg Florida Man was born in 1991, when Florida passed maybe one of the most aggressive public records transparency laws in the nation. It's not that other states lack their eccentrics. It's just so much easier to quicky search and report on Florida's.

フロリダマンって概念はだいぶ面白いw

@Awk20000 Bros don't sacrifice other bros to the abject horrors of liberal media culture.

Clavicular could end up being the next Joe Rogan, says theo luminati “Dumb, mostly talks about normie manosphere sh*t that appeals to young men..endorses democrat politicians/policy when it comes down to it despite being openly racist/s*xist/classist”

@ojisantakashi GIFs are the superior form of post punctuation. So if the correct GIF does not exist, we are obligated to forge it ourselves.

海外の人はリプにGIFを使ってくる人が多いな。向こうではそれが流行りなのか？

@Dexerto Figures that Diabetes Factory wouldn't know that highly repetitive and unchanging control behavior is eventually considered null input by most inactivity detectors.

McDonald’s has launched a “Pro Gamer Menu” that comes with a gadget designed to stop players going AFK mid game The device, called Archie, clips between a controller’s sticks to keep your character moving while you eat, but it's only available in Turkey

@JebraFaushay A little sandhill crane action before the Mets in Saint Pete.

Friday night, 1986. What are you watching?

@greg16676935420 Bro your phone already has a level. Just place it on the floor and become the positional center of the entire flat universe.

“The Earth isn’t flat” Ok then explain this:

@Dexerto The concession stand will gently mist you with marijuana smoke to prep you for your impending food journey.

The Colorado Rockies have unveiled a two-foot-long hot dog called 'The Glizzilla' for the 2026 MLB season The massive menu item is available starting today at Rockies home games

@DiscussingFilm While there might be a little bit of genre fatigue, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau would have absolutely fit the role, better matched Mortensen's ethnicity, and could have easily played King Aragorn in any sequels with just a little bit of hair graying.

Leo Woodall will reportedly play Aragorn in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS - THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’. (Source: youtu.be/AXCcJdNBCkU?si…)

@Dexerto How do you do, fellow tech lords.

Linus Tech Tips has revealed his new luxury private jet worth around $5 million It has gold-plated sinks and was previously owned by the UAE government