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Insane how Sam Bankman- Fried had the best venture portfolio in history What SBF bought and what it's worth today: - Anthropic: $500M → $30.4B (+5,980%) - Robinhood: ~$546M → $5B (+816%) - Solana: 60M SOL at ~$8 → $5.3B at $89 (+1,012%) If he did nothing illegal he'd be worth $40 billion today wtf.

96% of the users lost money trading PumpFun tokens this month. The remaining 4% must be insiders and team members.

i’d rather wait 3 years, thank you

Dad, I'm long $100M. Tell the market ''Iran and you have good talks.'' Thanks.

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You know there’s a delay between the time we buy the Bitcoin and the time Bitcoin goes to the moon.

BREAKING: Michael Saylor's 'Strategy' buys 17,994 Bitcoin worth $1.28 billion.

There isn’t enough Bitcoin for everyone.

@saylor real chad

We can buy more Bitcoin than they can sell.

Down -70% in one week 120 wallets control 80% of the supply There's no second best: $PIPPIN

Fake it until you make it The strange pattern of Luke Belmar: - born in Argentina in 1996, small rural town of around 15,000 people - moves to the US at 16 with $200 - starts learning digital marketing and Facebook ads - builds his first income helping small businesses scale online 2018–2020: dropshipping - launches online courses and dropshipping content - creates Capital Club, a community about e-commerce and crypto - starts calling himself a “self-made millionaire” 2021: crypto - joins crypto during the bull run, promoting Bitcoin and “WiFi money” - starts posting motivational clips and selling access to paid groups - says his goal is to teach “financial independence” 2022–2023: the influencer arc - gains followers fast with short videos about money and crypto - launches the Capital Club course at around $900 per member - uses giveaways to boost engagement - claims to live in a $4M villa in Puerto Rico - gets accused of faking ownership and not paying rent - landlord files a lawsuit for $186K in unpaid rent - his Merrill Lynch accounts are frozen by court order 2024: the scandals - announces a McLaren giveaway linked to BRETT token - tweet gets 65K+ views, the community waits for the prize - no car is ever given away - promotes BRETT as “#1 on Base” - meanwhile, his ex-partner Steve Tan files a federal lawsuit - Tan accuses Belmar, his wife, and Capital Club of fraud and secret funds - case estimates $15M in stolen assets and hidden accounts 2025: the downfall - lawsuit continues in the Federal Court of Nevada - critics expose more fake giveaways $10K in cash, lil Pudgy NFT - YouTubers and Reddit users share testimonies of scams - accused of inventing parts of his “poor to rich” story - claims he dropped out of school, but records show he studied in two universities - accused of using fake screenshots of Binance “FUD” for engagement today: - faces an active federal fraud case worth $15M - owes rent and legal fees in Puerto Rico - still posts motivational clips and promises giveaways From “WiFi money” to federal fraud.

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punch <3

JUST IN: Punch the monkey now has his own “body guard” who follows him around for protection.