Kyle Porter

@InsideTheMagic Howling?

Universal Leaves Fans Howling After Ruthlessly Mocking Disney World’s Newly Upgraded Ride insidethemagic.net/2026/05/univer…

Superheavy's evolution has been quite something to watch over the years! 😍 📸: @BocaChicaGal | @NASASpaceflight

@CoinSnap_AI How much is $1,0000?

$1 or $1,0000? Your Loonie could be worth thousands! Scan with CoinSnap to find out!🔍

@FoodPorn What seems to be the problem?

Guys, this isn’t going well. Why didn’t anybody warn me about this?

That’s crazy, don’t cut Slimer in half! #slimer #Ghostbusters #ecto1 #doityourself #TREASURE #homemade

@WIRED How is it more remote than the ISS? I bet if you spent $55,000,000 on each person you could get them there in one flight.

Commuting to Concordia research station in Antarctica takes days—it’s more remote than the International Space Station. Here’s how to get there. wired.com/story/concordi…

Shutting down #MardiGras2025 live #midnight #bourbonstreet

Just posted a photo @ Addison, Texas instagram.com/p/Cj52nIRufGM/…

@jakesburgers @visitaddison Jake’s mock opening tonight! Amazing food. Thanks Jake’s! #burger #fries #beer #instagram #fyp # @ Addison, Texas instagram.com/p/Cj34MnDu_of/…

Let’s do this! Jake’s Addison mock opening tonight. @jakesburgers #burger #fries #fyp #instagood @ Addison, Texas instagram.com/p/Cj31fSnOLtG/…

Help make it happen for DWARF II Smart Telescope, Astro&Nature Photography igg.me/p/dwarf-ii-sma… #indiegogo via @indiegogo

@karimonstertx @ReedTimmerAccu Thanks for sharing! Follow us on Instagram and tiktok @ectotx

Last chance @ReedTimmerAccu 😂 #ecto1 could be a good temp sun while Dom Fore is offline!

@LethalSoccer Xander Naguib Reedy High School #1 Senior Goal from 48 yards out vs RL Turner in second round of playoffs

Anyone else love it when you arrive at @TacoCabana to pickup a mobile order and that’s when they pull all the order tickets from the printer and finally start making them?? I know I don’t. #10minutedelivery #dumb #fail #tacos #wtf #WAITAMINUTE

@billengvall your coming to the @StateFairOfTX !! I am super excited!!

Bought a #OreoBlast at @sonicdrivein with added crushed #reeces Just came with reeces on top and a cup of #icecream. Nothing mixed in. Found out when I got home. Sonic help offered me a free #coupon with purchase?? I already purchased!? #WTF #CustomerServiceIsDead

@stevegraff @ScottSm62155616 @AOC Texas has 23 hydroelectric power facilities.

@ScottSm62155616 @AOC Where exactly would you put hydroelectric in TX?

The infrastructure failures in Texas are quite literally what happens when you *don’t* pursue a Green New Deal.

Surprise! #dryice in my wife’s #warmbath I just couldn’t resist. #enjoyhunny #COVID19 #stuckathome

@StampsCom why does your level 2 support team tell me that pay-on-use return labels are not an active feature currently, and no idea when it will be, but your website and call center employees tell me it is? 4 representatives and on the phone for over an hour. What gives???

I just saw someone typing out an invoice on a #typewriter !?? 2020... typewriter? #FirstWorldProblems #coronavirus #COVID19 #totalyserious #SaturdayThoughts #lockdown2020