emily 📷✨

Give me 30 unmedicated minutes with RFK Jr. and SSRIs will not only be safe but required

Going down a slide fully clothed but coming out the other end fully naked

i’m scared of the doctor because what if he pranks me

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

Rushing home fast just to sit there like this

(barely containing my lust) you're so witty

i love going to the movies and i love going outside and seeing a bird

evil attachment style

Stephen King and i share something in common: neither of us can remember writing Cujo

It’s crazy the IRS doesn’t know it’s rude to ask how much money I make. And they want to know if I’m single? Sorry not interested buddy

they wont let me do tummy time at the bar

Clavicular Claviculo Claviculas Claviculamos Clavicula Claviculan

Do you fw girls that hit rock bottom every 2 weeks

They sprayed pesticides on Me when I was born

I'm gonna invent a stage of grief that's fun

Hey stands for Hi Everyone Yay

Fade into you

they should invent a me that gets over things

bro let's do an activity

Love him or hate him. King Kong was an incredibly large ape