🔞 ISAAC! ⚠️

computers and guns are sexy

petition to make sackboy a monopoly piece 👀

"hey yeah this just came down from engineering; they want the gears to fuck"

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

yea am bricked up

awh you’re so normal for mommy~ #nothingplay

heavily inspired by Keith Harrings works just because I studied Art history in my previous semester here's a bonus Champ doodle <:)

I only send nudes via Canada Post #SaveCanadaPost

Struggling to remember whether the T-boy I’m fucking is into impact play or has a misgendering kink. I COULD just go for one and hope I guess correctly, but idk if that’s wise :/ Talk about a hit or ‘Miss’ situation!

to me the sexuality of this is entirely second to the beautiful prospect of taking my subway sanwich for a walk :]

just heard someone describe bratting as a rage baiting kink

cuddling nude with your partner is one of the best forms of intimacy you can experience. not even in a sexual way. Just being able to feel your partner's skin all over is the most comforting feeling ever

potal dud

I’ve awoken from my nap #postal #postal97 #postal4 #postal2

@deadlynayeon @dykemeth A man can wear the dress too. I out woke you buddy. Also as a man I like to leave my hose running outside for about an hour so all of the soft dirt in my yard turns into mud. I then remove my clothing and submerge myself in the mud for extreme arousal.

just an incredible flow of tweets

When the fic I’m reading comes with practice kissing that turns into dry humping

Tried to quickly scroll past twitter porn and bookmark it and ended up playing it full blast