Michael Croft 🤍💙💛

What a debut @ShiiineOn_ for @Pastelbanduk 🍄 first of many I hope

A date to brighten up the calendar in May. Martin Stephenson is returning to Brighton playing at The Prince Albert

I’m hearing that Andy Burnham has purchased a meal deal at WH Smith in Euston station. Beth, Sam and Sophy are en route to ask the checkout assistant what flavour crisps he chose. Meanwhile Nigel Farage trousered a £5m bung and didn’t declare it. Back to the crisps story.

@ToryFibs Gone by teatime then off to join Trump's Board of Peace

The latest on Starmer’s position: • 5 Frontbenchers have resigned • 4 Cabinet Ministers have told Starmer to lay out plans to leave • 77 Labour MPs publicly call for the same • 81+ Labour MPs privately sign Catherine West’s letter (with overlap Cabinet meets tomorrow.

@AngelaRayner Fuck you.

What game we're you watching @BBCSport 🤔🤦‍♂️

Where have they got 13 minutes from 🤦‍♂️

@FavershamTownFC Really disappointed that you have not explained why you've changed the concession age from 60 to 65

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I'm so glad it's happening like this. Keir Starmer truly does deserve this level of Boris-style public humiliation

@LUFC I thought we would play with a bit more freedom knowing we're safe

⏸️ All to play for after the break.

To honour little Ted’s big legacy his owners have set up a fundraising page with all proceeds going to various dog rescue charities 🙏🐾❤️ justgiving.com/crowdfunding/t…

BREAKING: Ben White could be out of the Champions League Final at the end of the month with a suspected ruptured vagina. He will also be forced to cancel his spray tan appointment tomorrow. More to follow.

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@FavershamTownFC Care to explain why you have moved the concession age from 60 to 65 that's £70 + more for me to pay compared to last season 🤬

@FavershamTownFC Have you changed the concession age from 60 to 65 if so why?

The NEW home shirt is now available to buy online Click the link to get your now: ambitionsport.com/product/favers… Free shipping to the club ⚪️⚫️🦁🦁🦁 #beliketommie

#NowPlaying on From Pistols to Pulp on #MadWaspRadio #PtoP Oblivious by Aztec Camera requested by @TracyMusicLover @MadWaspRadioMWR - the best in advert free music, accept no substitutes!! madwaspradio.com

If you really want change, maybe don't vote for a rich twat in yellow trousers standing on a street he could afford to buy from the change out of his last handout from a billionaire.

@pistolstopulp @MadWaspRadioMWR Thanks for playing Darren 👍🏻 will catch up later on MC as out tonight #PtoP

#NowPlaying on From Pistols to Pulp on #MadWaspRadio #PtoP Do It Again by The Chemical Brothers 00bit requested by @postmann26 @MadWaspRadioMWR - the best in advert free music, accept no substitutes!! madwaspradio.com

In early May 1984 The Kane Gang appeared on Earsay performing Smalltown Creed with live vocals. #TheKaneGang #SmalltownCreed #Earsay

Never seen a premiership team throw a game like that before deserve to lose v Forest midweek then lose their remaining league games and not qualify for CL 🤬