M. Pottski

Tweeting this so I can pin it We need justice Defund12.org

Up there with quicksand, I thought avoiding being too loud around souffles would be far bigger part of my adult life than it currently is

Didn't realize I had a Kennedy as a follower!

Comedians everywhere are stealing my material. And by that I mean explaining that the Batavia comedy club isn't in Chicago, but it's like an hour on the train and you can go all the time

"Matthew, it's Joe Biden here. As you know, Donald Trump and radical Republicans are looking to hawk tuah and spit on our democracy. If you rush a $20 donation..."

@Pacers @alscouniforms @KJe11is tough to see your guys fall to a team nobody cares about

ROUND WON. #PacersWin

Youth Pastors be like: "I know we all think it's cool the moon is going in front of the s-u-n, but we can't let things get between us and the S-o-n!"

@TheRealKatPat @DCheverere *again

@DCheverere You guys should go on January 6

Warshington, DC still with the big lead over Seattle and NYC. You have until Thursday to donate. fundly.com/circling-back-…

May be making counter programming for the halftime show in support of Mr. Pain complex.com/music/a/b-blan…

Pat McAfee not having a standing desk sponsor at this point is a massive whiff

*Target clothing department sitting down to a meeting Monday morning* Department head who watched Goodfellas over the weekend: "I think I'm going to start changing things around here"

Dungeons and Dragons campaign set in the universe depicted on Celestial Seasonings tea boxes inspo tweet

Being a liberal in Indiana means saying "Happy Holidays" as much as possible to keep everyone on notice

@HaasF1Team LOVE to see the first year of Nico scoring consistent points for the team! Bright future ahead!

That’s the 🏁 in Abu Dhabi 🇦🇪 15th Nico 20th Kevin #HaasF1 #AbuDhabiGP

For the last time this year…

@HaasF1Team Noooo! He was just reeling them in to continue scoring consistent points!

Lap 47/50: Nico has an issue with his car and has to retire four laps from the end. #HaasF1 #LasVegasGP

@MLB I also have a cute dog. Now that we have so much in common, you should sign with the @SFGiants

The moment Shohei Ohtani found out he was a 2x unanimous AL MVP. 👏🐶

@HaasF1Team Great to see him continue to get consistent points even with all the retirements!

Nico crosses the line 🏁 He finishes the #BrazilGP in 12th. #HaasF1

@HaasF1Team Sorry I'm late! Great to see Nico CONTINUE his consistent points for the team!

Here's how our #MexicoGP finished 🏁 The good news is that Kevin is ok after being released from the medical centre. #HaasF1