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Apparently people make money by posting videos of them sleeping on #YouTube I am a very active sleeper. Could I make money with videos like this?

You missed the point. The Will Smith eating spaghettios were just an example, a proof of concept. When the original video came out people were like, "lol AI is stupid this is the best it will ever get." But then the videos got better. Sure, the videos are 5 seconds long right now, but in a couple of years the prompts will be able to create longer videos.

@povertyp1mp @machina9000 @doffcocker I'm basically calling it what it is. People don't want movies of Will Smith eating spaghetti. They want to see something that actually works. That is deliberate and considered. You can't make a show or a movie off of five seconds of footage spliced together over and over.

Remember when sci-fi trusted its audience with genuinely strange, imaginative and slower stories before everything was dumbed down? Stargate SG-1, One False Step (1999)

@bryan_johnson I think we are young enough we can just wait for the magic pills and tech to reverse any damage. Your project is amazing, but immortality is pointless if we can't indulge.

Ave Christmas day = to smoking 10 cigarettes. Why and how to avoid... Average + 6,000 cal across day + 290 g fat + 100 g saturated fat + 500+ g carbs + 250 g sugar + 4,700 mg sodium The damage: + sustained hyperglycemia + systemic inflammation + stiffening of arteries + gut microbiome distress + liver stress + sleep fragmentation How to eat + start meal with nuts: macadamia, walnuts, hazelnuts, almonds + roasted vegetables + legumes (lentils, beans, edamame) + add extra virgin olive oil + lean meats (no skin) Will help you avoid/minimize the real bad stuff + candy + brown sugar sweet potatoes + marshmallow casseroles + glazed ham + rolls and stuffing + deserts Do you best to avoid alcohol entirely. You know the debauchery is never ultimately worth it. You can try to rationalize it as living life, or just one day, but the after feeling is awful. And it's never just one day. It makes you look and feel like shit. There is no virtue in it. Take a stand today and reclaim your agency.

@Kareshy_Oruta @machina9000 @doffcocker Look at the progress it has made in just the last couple of years (i.e. watch a timeline of the Will Smith eating spaghetti videos). You're basically trying to call the top on a technological curve of exponential development

@machina9000 @doffcocker Yeah a series of endless five second shots with hard cuts to different incongruent angles doesn't exactly move the soul for me.

Seriously though the Epstein files are the stupidest game of gotchya ever.

@SenWarren You're all standing in the way

Democrats have been busy working to bring down Americans’ sky-high housing costs. Republicans are standing in the way.

Apparently if the power goes out and my phone is almost dead I won't go poop and will be productive instead

@RBReich Your networth is $5,000,000 Where is my cut of that?

Elon Musk’s net worth has now surpassed $600 billion, just weeks after Tesla approved his 10-year, $1 trillion pay package. That could amount to $100 billion per year — more than 1.4 million elementary school teachers’ paychecks combined. Still wondering if inequality is out of control?

I figured out the problem with thos new generation. They dont understand the following sentence "If i dont fuch with you then i dont like you"

@bryan_johnson You look better today but also terrible. Like, youve had work terrible. Have you?

I’m going to try and achieve immortality by 2039. One year of time passes and I remain the same biological age. I invite you to join me. The search for the fountain of youth is the oldest story ever told. It’s been the dream of dreamers for millennia but always painfully out of reach. For the first time in the history of life on earth, in just the past 24 months, the window has opened for a conscious being to realistically strive for this goal. It is an absolutely insane moment. We currently do not know how 2039 immortality will be achieved. There are new, promising therapies that can turn back the clock decades, but they’re buggy. Sometimes they mistakenly cause cancer. We gotta fix that. But we know immortality is possible because nature has already solved it. This isn’t a physics problem like trying to travel faster than the speed of light, it’s a biological engineering problem that evolution has cracked multiple times. The freshwater hydra constantly regenerates its own cells and doesn’t succumb to senescence. It is effectively ageless. The "immortal jellyfish" (Turritopsis dohrnii) can revert its cells back to a youthful state and restart its life cycle indefinitely. Lobsters produce an especially active form of an enzyme called telomerase that preserves their telomeres and keeps their DNA from degrading as they age. We need to port the software to humans. 2039 is a reasonable target because of the accelerated, AI-driven rate of innovation. AI is morphing from assistant to scientist.  It is powering current researchers with previously unimagined capabilities to enhance discovery and development. That, coupled with enhanced biomarker measurement, creates a closed-loop system of improvement that will speed things up dramatically. This is what I’ve been doing for six years. As crude as longevity technology is today, the improvements I’ve personally seen are stunning. I started as a worn-down, inflamed, aged 42 year old who’d broken himself on the rocks of American food slop and entrepreneurship martyrdom. Six years later, my body largely operates at elite 18 year old levels. That includes my cardiovascular system, fertility, strength, and hormones. Not all is well though. I have mild to moderate hearing loss in my left ear that we can’t fix and my brain is anatomically age 42 (I’m 48). Still, unreal results. My team and I did this by following the scientific method. We measured the biological age of every organ. We referenced the best scientific evidence on how to slow aging and rejuvenate.  We methodically completed these protocols and measured again. Rinse and repeat. We could do so much more and faster if we had better measurement and better therapies. Both of which are cooking all over the world right now. To speed things up now, I’m currently having thousands of Bryan Johnson organ clones built in a dish. This will allow me to test drugs and other molecules against my biology to accelerate learning and save my body from potential mishaps. Yes, we’ll make mistakes. Hopefully they won’t be fatal. And of course there’s always bad luck to contend with. But I trust in fate and I believe that destiny is going to grant the human race the pleasure of achieving the ultimate: immortality. While immortality would certainly be cool, the real (secret) objective is to focus our collective attention on a positive goal. Something that helps us feel hope and excitement for the future. I personally love the idea of having a child-like mind, 18-year-old physical vibrancy, and a lifetime of wisdom. This 2039 goal is as much about AI as it is about us humans. It’s about how we survive giving birth to superintelligence. It’s kind of a big deal. We haven’t done it before. A lot can go wrong. I figure that one of the best ways to improve the probability that we build safe AI, and don’t kill each other in the meantime, is to transform our shared aspirations from yolo to don’t die. Right now, we are a suicidal species. We do all kinds of really primitive shit. We unnecessarily kill ourselves with what we eat and how we live our lives. Companies make profits from killing other people with their products. We trash the only home we have. We celebrate these things as virtue.  It’s really fucked up and backward. Soon enough we’ll realize just how infantile we are right now. The 2039 goal points us in the right direction. To say yes to life and no to death. Defiance even. If you’re interested in doing this with me, I’ll continue to share everything I do for free. I’m also going to build this out in Blueprint. We’ll help you do exactly what I’m doing, at a fraction of the cost and effort, alongside an aligned and motivated community. I think this is the coolest goal imaginable. I find it hard to believe that of all the people who’ve lived, it’s us who get the opportunity to have this moment. I pray that we have the courage to appreciate the sacredness of our existence. I pray that we will be brave enough to defend her amidst the onslaught of all the forces that would try to end her. We don’t know, but we may be the only intelligent life to exist in our corner of the galaxy. I pray we will be warriors, caretakers and stewards of existence and honor the gift that has been bestowed on us.

@SenSanders We shut down the government for months and didn't even notice y'all were gone. Do this and people and notice and not in a good way

I will be pushing for a moratorium on the construction of data centers that are powering the unregulated sprint to develop & deploy AI. The moratorium will give democracy a chance to catch up, and ensure that the benefits of technology work for all of us, not just the 1%.

There are 87M cows in the U.S. If McDs sells 105 million burgers a month at a quarter pound per burger thats +/- 25M lb on the low end (not accounting for doubles), and assuming the average cow is 1,200lb at the time of slaughter, that's +/- 21,000 cows per month, or 250,000 cows per year. 250,000 cows is only 0.3% of total cattle stock in the U.S. So yeah, I think that math tracks. This only sounds off if you assume 1 cow = 1 burger.

McDonald's sells 6.5 million burgers a day. Do you really think there's that many cows in the world? That's 105 million a month!! What are people actually eating??

Just one more week of work and I will have a month off to dedicate some more time to something.

I feel like I am so close to never having to work again. I just need: The right idea At the right time With the right economics With the right person to help. Ideas are easy. Timing is difficult. The economics are annoying Finding the right person is annoying and I am tired of feeling like I have to do everything on my own

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@lady_valor_07 It's not what I would do it is what I wouldn't do. I wouldn't show up for work. Actually I probably would still give them a two weeks notice and finish it out I dunno

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Depends on the woman. Depends on the tattoos. I have definitely seen women I found attractive with tattoos. I have also seen women where I thought she would look better without tattoos. Not sure if I have ever seen a woman and thought that she needed more tattoos to be attractive though.

After decades of deliberating it, I have concluded that tattoos on women are attractive. Do you agree?

@CaseyBHead But then you have to live in Iowa

You could move to Aplington, Iowa and get a job at the post office making $25 an hour to start, meet a nice girl at the First Reformed Church and take her on a date to Stinky's Bar and Grill, and get married and raise up seven children in this house but you will not do it.

@SenWarren Ffs shut up. You all literally do the same thing. Stop acting like you are better. You're not. You're a liar and a hypocrite.

Donald Trump just ended a rule that required airlines to compensate you for delayed or canceled flights. Why? Maybe because the airlines donated big bucks to Trump. Or maybe because the Secretary of Transportation used to be an airline lobbyist. Either way, you lose.

Seriously I just keep doing it.

Seriously I fricking hate politics. I have a political science degree. I am a "libertarian" and I HATE politics. I don't want to engage in politics. I don't care about politics. I just want politics to go away. Yet I can't help myself and comment anyways.

@SenSanders Please just shut up and leave us alone. I hate politics. I want nothing to do with it. The only reason I am leaving a comment is because I hate it all so much I literally can't help myself. Please. Just leave me alone.

Republicans voted for a trillion dollars in tax breaks for the 1%, but they couldn't vote to protect 20 million Americans from seeing a doubling — on average — of their health care premiums. Pathetic.