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'I remember once when I was walking with my teacher he pointed to a boulder in a field and asked, "Is that heavy?" I replied, "Yes, of course." He smiled and said "Not if you don't pick it up."' - @JackKornfield Something to think about when the world feels filled with fear ❤️

@OtroCuleMexa @AllFutbolMX I dated a woman from Denmark. The first time I invited her to have breakfast, I chose tamales; pork adobo and chicken in green sauce. She said it was the best food she had ever had.

@AllFutbolMX British food is so bland but coming from Norwegian food he must think that’s heaven lol

Erling Haaland eating tacos after a training session at Manchester City. 🌮 “Tacos, one of my favorite things. So good… Top food and healthy as well”. 🇳🇴😅

@ESPNFC How is he American? He couldn't have a more Italian name if he was Linguini Calzone 🤌

PELLEGRINO MATARAZZO BECOMES THE FIRST AMERICAN MANAGER TO WIN A MAJOR CUP FINAL IN EUROPE’S TOP FIVE LEAGUES 🤯 🇺🇸

@Aaretherealone @ESPNFC Both. Entertaining af, but nobody wants an entertaining loser--You have to come on top!

@ESPNFC In an era where Real Madrid and Man City are obsessed with control, is Barcelona’s 'chaos' the last piece of pure entertainment left in the Champions League, or is it just bad coaching?

Barcelona have conceded 44 goals in the UCL since the start of last season, most of any club in that span 🤯

@ESPNFC the problem is that most of the time is DIE :'(

Despite leading by two inside 30 minutes and coming within a Fermin Lopez header of a third, Hansi Flick’s men still held a high line at the halfway line, daring Atletico Madrid to play through. Live and die by the tactics 📝

@BillSimmons Still one of the most unbelievable moments in Super Bowl history. I assumed we were doomed, how could we not be...

They should have just played this 308 seconds for the 50 HOF voters.

@krimzon67 He's trash

Marcus rashford vs Albacete Assists: 1 Big chances created: 2 Key passes: 2 xA:0.45 Big chances missed: 1 Touches: 41 Touches in opp. box: 5 Crosses : 7 (1) passes: 21/26 (81%) Passes in opp half : 16/20 (85%) Our rating:8.0 Verdict: Best LW itw #marcusRashford #Barcelona

@TheWarningBand2 ese combo de Choke + Dust to Dust + Dull Knives en su disco en vivo NO. TIENE. ABUELA. 🤘🤘🤘🤘

@realDonaldTrump No, thank you

MELANIA, the Movie, is a MUST WATCH. Get your tickets today — Selling out, FAST! Photo: Regine Mahaux amazon.com/salp/melaniamo…

Paddy might be right about scousers not getting KOed. That dude is unstoppable. #UFC324

Jon Anik just called him Patrick Pimblett and I audibly groaned 🤢 #UFC324

@paramountplus: "How do we signal the start of a new era of mixed martial arts?" Creative department: THE ROCK SHOW BY BLINK 182!!!! Da fuq? #UFC324

@ShaneTuttleNCAA Is that Steve Buscemi?? 😂

First look at the Carson Beck & Abella Danger Fortnite skins The Miami bundle will be dropping in the item shop this Sunday

@BarcaUniversal Yes we freaking know, it's obvious

❗️DID YOU KNOW: The brother of referee Gil Manzano is a die-hard Madridista.

@MsMelChen @baltic_dan Let me be the judge

@baltic_dan But the irony of sideboob is that only a B cup or at most, a small C, could tastefully pull it off It has a strict threshold, after which it's just... not elegant

Sideboob is huge. People sleep on this one but it's oh my my

@arielhelwani Amanda is THE best, but this fight is going to a decision. That's not how you end a fight card.

Gaethje x Pimblett for the interim belt is headlining over Harrison x Nunes for the undisputed 135 title.

@EliLeezayy EVERY GAME!

HE KEEPS SABOTAGING THE TEAM IN EVERY BIG UCL GAME!!!!

@ESPNFC Ronaldo wanting to take every free kick and sending the ball to the stands

Who's stopping this midfield trio at the World Cup 😩🔥

@dallasnews Mr. Glass wants to reinjure himself earlier, that's great!

Mavericks to reevaluate Anthony Davis’ left calf strain in 7-10 days: ‘He wants to play' dallasnews.com/sports/maveric…

@timburchett "We only smoke meth and bath salts around here!!"

To all those those sort of liberals who think you will move down here. No one down here smokes weed.