@MacroMate8 @DGMD22 people who say this are the biggest cunts at any party
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Shagamemnon
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Why does everyone joining or part of Solana have to just take jabs at Ethereum by default?
Good luck with your new position, look forward to you onboarding more assets to crypto.
But I couldn't hate Solana more for this attitude.
Seraphim@MacroMate8
big personal news: first off, Ethereum is dead second, i am now Special Situations at @SolanaFndn. my mandate is mega deals that will drive max value why solana? > the most engaged userbase in crypto with the highest take rate per volume (more than hype coinbase binance) > foundation is very lean and full of killers > other chains dont need me. ethereum is fucked (stuck in communism) and hype’s perp game is mature. solana is perfect for me to have fun and get shit done what will i do at solana: > bring 10B TVL to solana i’ve brokered 1-2B before and wanna up my game. if you are a large TVL provider, we have super scalable fixed yield products at 7-8% in a tradfi setup dm me > help grow RWA perps on solana hype done a great job with oil, gold, nasdaq perps and we will take it further if you are a serious crypto/tradfi market maker in rwa, we have the distribution and open to deals dm me what motivates me personally: first off, I am doing this for glory. I want to come in and be instrumental in growing trading activity and onchain tvl. second, I want to be relevant again. I miss pissing people off while being unavoidable. its fun thirdly, learn how to acquire trading distribution. almost no one in crypto knows how to do but thats where billion usd opportunities lie and they belong on solana.
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@lou3ee apparently communism attracts more capital in a week than his $10B goal after being reborn as a grifter
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imagine the first line of joining solana mentions ethereum
rent free
congrats tho
Seraphim@MacroMate8
big personal news: first off, Ethereum is dead second, i am now Special Situations at @SolanaFndn. my mandate is mega deals that will drive max value why solana? > the most engaged userbase in crypto with the highest take rate per volume (more than hype coinbase binance) > foundation is very lean and full of killers > other chains dont need me. ethereum is fucked (stuck in communism) and hype’s perp game is mature. solana is perfect for me to have fun and get shit done what will i do at solana: > bring 10B TVL to solana i’ve brokered 1-2B before and wanna up my game. if you are a large TVL provider, we have super scalable fixed yield products at 7-8% in a tradfi setup dm me > help grow RWA perps on solana hype done a great job with oil, gold, nasdaq perps and we will take it further if you are a serious crypto/tradfi market maker in rwa, we have the distribution and open to deals dm me what motivates me personally: first off, I am doing this for glory. I want to come in and be instrumental in growing trading activity and onchain tvl. second, I want to be relevant again. I miss pissing people off while being unavoidable. its fun thirdly, learn how to acquire trading distribution. almost no one in crypto knows how to do but thats where billion usd opportunities lie and they belong on solana.
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big personal news:
first off, Ethereum is dead
second, i am now Special Situations at @SolanaFndn. my mandate is mega deals that will drive max value
why solana?
> the most engaged userbase in crypto with the highest take rate per volume (more than hype coinbase binance)
> foundation is very lean and full of killers
> other chains dont need me. ethereum is fucked (stuck in communism) and hype’s perp game is mature. solana is perfect for me to have fun and get shit done
what will i do at solana:
> bring 10B TVL to solana
i’ve brokered 1-2B before and wanna up my game. if you are a large TVL provider, we have super scalable fixed yield products at 7-8% in a tradfi setup
dm me
> help grow RWA perps on solana
hype done a great job with oil, gold, nasdaq perps and we will take it further
if you are a serious crypto/tradfi market maker in rwa, we have the distribution and open to deals
dm me
what motivates me personally:
first off, I am doing this for glory. I want to come in and be instrumental in growing trading activity and onchain tvl.
second, I want to be relevant again. I miss pissing people off while being unavoidable. its fun
thirdly, learn how to acquire trading distribution. almost no one in crypto knows how to do but thats where billion usd opportunities lie
and they belong on solana.
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@banteg isn't it just that >99% of people in general have shipped nothing, open source or not?
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> 99% of the miladys i have seen have never shipped a real open source project in their life.
instead of simply owning it and saying "yes", there are all kinds of cope word salads now.
shipping nothing is spiritually pure now and not a failure. ahh im taste formating a noospheric phase shift.
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Shagamemnon retweetledi
✨ Introducing @walletchan_ OS — THE Web3 Operating System
All your favorite dapps in one place.
No more manually connecting your wallet to every single dapp.
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@TheWillArgew @realmaddox lol, I see your inbred appalachian baboon genes are causing you to simmer. Cunt, break yourself, you wouldn't do anything either. MAGAs are subhuman, unamerican traitors who can't succeed but learn to grift from their kid fucking cult daddy.
Disgusting creatures.
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@ppat_throwaway @realmaddox You do nothing, you would do nothing.
Just like your father.
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No, fuck this. If you're cheerleading for MAGA, you can get to the front of the line and put your ass in gear. This is what you wanted. Step up or shut up about telling people to pray as our fellow countrymen go to die for a draft dodging pedophile twice-impeached philandering pant-shitting corrupt moron. And then you can refund all the tariffs I've paid for his unconstitutional and idiotic tariff war while you're at it too.
MAGA Voice@MAGAVoice
BREAKING 🚨 President Trump orders the 82nd Airborne to deploy for Operation Epic Fury Pray for our Troops 🙏
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@0xtenthirtyone @AnishA_Moonka I am richer than this ^ cunt, deport him into the ocean we clearly are being made dumber with Alex being allowed to pollute the gene pool with his undeveloped brain.
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@AnishA_Moonka Yeah but what have we got for that?
A bunch of pictures of useless shit.
We sacrificed 2,500 millionaires for pictures of rocks
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Those wheels you’re looking at are 0.75 millimeters thick. That’s half the thickness of a US dime. Each one was carved from a single block of aluminum, and NASA sent six of them to Mars knowing they’d eventually shred.
Curiosity was built for a 2-year mission. It landed in August 2012, and by December that year NASA had already extended the mission indefinitely. Thirteen years and 35.5 kilometers later, the rover is still going, but the wheels started cracking just 14 months in. The damage came faster than anyone at JPL predicted. Sharp embedded rocks were punching straight through the skin between the treads.
So NASA assembled a Wheel Wear Tiger Team (a crisis problem-solving tradition that goes back to Apollo 13) and got to work. In 2017, they uploaded a traction control algorithm from Earth that adjusts each wheel’s speed in real time based on the terrain, reducing force on the front wheels by 20%. They rerouted the rover to softer ground and started driving backward when possible, because pulling wheels over rocks produces less force than pushing them into rocks.
The wildest part: if enough treads snap off, Curiosity is designed to find a sharp rock on Mars and use it to deliberately rip out the damaged inner section of its own wheel. JPL tested this on a replica rover and found Curiosity can keep driving on just the outer third. They predict this won’t be needed until around 2034.
Every 1,000 meters, the rover pulls over and uses the camera on its robotic arm to photograph its own wheels so engineers on Earth can count every crack. Each wheel also has tiny holes that spell “JPL” in Morse code, which Curiosity uses to measure distance by photographing its own tracks in the dirt.
These photos directly changed the next rover. When NASA built Perseverance, engineers 3D-printed about 70 different tread designs before landing on 48 curved treads instead of Curiosity’s 24, with thicker skin. They tested the new wheels over 60 kilometers and got zero damage by Curiosity’s original failure definition. “A boring graph with no data on it,” as one JPL engineer put it.
A $2.5 billion machine doing self-surgery with rocks on another planet because the mission outlasted its design by 6x.
Curiosity@CuriosityonX
【Breaking 🚨】 Curiosity wheels taken yesterday, showing the damages caused during the 13 years it has been on the Red Planet
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@TheWillArgew @realmaddox look at this subhuman shit covered traitor, it is every American's duty to cunt punt a MAGA in public
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@realmaddox Fuck off keyboard cuck.
This is needed, promised and being delivered.
Cry all you want, this is happening.
All will benefit, even though many lack the courage to do so for themselves.
Its a New World Order Mary.
Your cries will continue to be spitting in the wind.
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@MilkRoad I have used Solana extensively and went back. Fees and latency are not my top concerns, liveness, security and interest rates/liquidity are way more important.
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@Fremond_ My dad forced me to learn about equities and derivatives etc. when I was ~15 and had me invest in his Fidelity account to earn my first car (used Civic) at 17. That knowledge and experience made me well off.
Its fine, and boys that age should learn longer term thinking.
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Every single one of you sick degenerates is responsible for this.
No 15 year old should be like this. No 15 year old should be a founder, should be trying to move to SF, should be raising VC.
This is sick and perverse and it’s not his fault but the failure of the adults around him.
Thomas Guthrie@realthomasgu
I’m putting my ego on the line for this. $0 to $100,000 in 100 days. Day 1 starts tomorrow.
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Shagamemnon retweetledi
@Jackkk Vague edgy engagement slop, TAO guy should humble himself he built a glorified token for a worse AWS
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TAO Co-founder explains why Bitcoin is better than ETH
“These people say ‘ETH is better than BTC’. Humble yourself a little bit."
“Ethereum can be captured. It has a founder, he has ideas, they can take him out but they can never take out Bitcoin. Governments are just forced to deal with this”
“Bitcoin by its nature has opened up the space to explore and work with the power of money. Nobody in history was allowed to write with money except for the Medici’s and the bankers”
“Why would I want to be better than Bitcoin? That’s r-tarded"
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@FigoETH if we cannot disrupt the traditional intermediaries and instead must 'partner' with them on everything, we will literally never get good implementations
so someone (currently me & basically only me) needs to focus on making the disruptive path valuable enough to stand a chance.
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most ETH bulls are factoring in future 'tokenization' highly as part of their ETH investment thesis without realizing most 'tokenization' does not use Ethereum (or any chain) as a settlement layer or even an asset management layer but rather as a really inefficient solutionist messaging bus
I truly don't think all ways of using/touching Ethereum are equally bullish for ETH the asset, or even for Ethereum as an ecosystem (the more 'incidental' the usage of Ethereum is the less likely it is to be 'sticky')
right now this is an abstruse point only visible to a small contingent of people like me with the right mix of legal and technical abilities (outside the normal cryptolaw sphere, @swenwer is another one)
if we don't "tokenize" or "chainize" securities correctly there will eventually be an 'emperor wears no clothes' moment on this stuff and I fear how it will affect everyone's ETH bull case, people ignoring this now is similar to people ignoring the 'right click save' issue in NFTs during the NFT bull
see:
x.com/lex_node/statu…
x.com/lex_node/statu…
x.com/MetaLeX_Labs/s…
swenldn.substack.com/p/damls-canton… (read all his stuff on tokenization)
P.S. this is not to suggest this is the only possible flaw with this aspect of ETH bull thesis, but it is one issue people should care about more
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@Conclave911 @HankFrank It means she will bail as soon as she finds a guy she’s genuinely attracted to and exited about. No way she’s turned on by soy boy.
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Deleted the dating apps.
Joined a run club.
Met her on a random Wednesday night run.
Moved in together 10 months later.
She’s my best friend.
Krista Doebel-Hickok@KristabelDH
I’ve pretty much given up on dating apps. Maybe try the local run club. Couldn’t be more dismal.
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@RealMakeNoLaw @Dave25480117468 @Conclave911 @HankFrank This is the most pathetic, insecure "analysis" and theory based on like 2 pictures. No wonder Tatefags are such subhuman farm animal retards.
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@Dave25480117468 @Conclave911 @HankFrank Exactly. Andrew Tate literally talks about this face verbatim. He says beta wimps take goofy pics with their mouth open to subconsciously show they aren't a threat. Big dominant alphas come in with a pissed off look and losers become goofballs to show theyre a nice guy
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@materkel @llamaonthebrink it is happening now and no pitchforks in sight unfortunately
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@llamaonthebrink meanwhile me: wtf, a >50% chance of the US invading Iran this year seems absurdly high taking into account that people will be on the streets with pitchforks, demanding Trump's head, if that happens.
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Some free alpha:
There are a lot of opportunities trading mispriced theta in prediction markets.
Eg)
US invades Iran by April 30th? - 51%
US invades Iran by Dec/31st? - 63%
You can either outright buy the Dec/31st expiry because the theta on it is priced so cheaply.
Or to cap downside, you cover the Dec/31st market by selling the April/30th expiry -> sell April / buy December.
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@Aobius @myusername2017 @JasonLeopold Its not even a service, its a selfish funding of positive externalities to boost economic returns widely, long term, and make more money for everyone (eventually even for the government through increased revenue).
DOGE was made up of autists who're just retarded, not rain man.
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@myusername2017 @JasonLeopold It exists to provide services. That's how societies function.
People provide those services. But you do have to pay them. See how that works?
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"You don't regret that people might have lost important income ... to support their lives?" an attorney asked one of the staffers about the grant cancellations.
"No. I think it was more important to reduce the federal deficit from $2 trillion to close to zero," the staffer said.
"Did you reduce the federal deficit?" the attorney asked.
"No, we didn't," he said.
ABC News Politics@ABCPolitics
A federal judge is allowing the release of deposition videos of two former DOGE staffers, ruling that the risk of "embarrassment and reputational harm" is not enough to overcome the public interest in the videos. abcnews.link/tuiDw9D
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@myusername2017 @JasonLeopold It didn't issue grants because it creates jobs, but because research is a big positive economic externality that makes everyone more money.
DOGE made us poorer because they were too stupid to understand how to reduce federal deficits (spend less on Kristi Noem's horse make up).
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@JasonLeopold Government doesn't exist to provide jobs. It's that simple.
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@CryptoPoseidonn @hansolar21 ill take the other side of this bet, gold is displacing dollars as a reserve asset and the people who made that choice aren't going back.
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@hansolar21 probably who bought at 5k, needs to wait 10 years for breakeven
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If BTC trades on a 4 year cycle, how long is the cycle for gold?
Asking for a friend
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2021: My cousin had 12 GPUs mining ETH in his garage. Made $4K/month. Electricity bill: $1,800.
2025: China banned mining. GPUs worthless. He sold everything for parts.
2026: I visited him last week. Same garage. Different machines.
6 phones. 3 laptops. 1 monitor. All running the same script. Green numbers everywhere.
What is this?
Claude Code farm. Same idea as mining. But I don't mine coins. I farm 5 minute markets.
@rename?via=carverfomo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@rename?via=ca…
rename. 31,221 predictions. $383K profit. Joined January 2026.
Each device runs the same bot. Claude Code wrote it in one afternoon. 47 lines Python.
Every 5 minutes a new BTC market opens. Bot scans. Bot enters. Bot collects.
Mining needed: GPUs, cooling, electricity, luck.
This needs: phone, WiFi, Claude Code.
His electricity bill now: $89. His profit last month: $47K.
I asked: Why multiple devices?
Rate limits. Each device runs one instance. 6 devices = 6x positions per window.
The garage that lost money on mining now prints money on Polymarket.
polycule.trade/join/sxto5u
I stood there for 20 minutes watching phones buzz with profits.
He offered me an old iPhone. Start your own farm.
27K watching. $1,554 loaded right now. Mining died. Farming started.
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