the pirate king

need to get back to this. and then, go leaner. (posting here for accountability) back to counting calories from tomoro lfg 🗣️

@aShubhamz amazing

My girlfriend left me when I was earning 2 LPA. People think heartbreak sounds like violins and rain.
Mine sounded like relatives asking “ab kya plan hai?” while I refreshed Naukri. com on 2 bars of mobile data. So I locked in. I learned HTML.
Then CSS.
Then I built the biggest projects of my life: Calculator Calendar To-do app that Every div was centered with pain.
Every button had border-radius: 5px and ambition. Months later, destiny finally knocked. I got an offer. 2.5 LPA. FIFTEEN THOUSAND IN HAND. the aura of seeing a salary credit message and immediately opening Swiggy without checking prices first. Life changed overnight. I upgraded from “bhai ek cigarette dena” to “packet dena.”
I started saying things like “bro I’m in tech.” 
I bought a shirt that needed ironing.
For the first time in years, my Zomato order had both biryani and a beverage. At work, seniors called me “resource.”
Clients ignored my emails internationally. 
My LinkedIn bio became: Frontend Developer | Passionate About Innovation | Building Scalable Solutions The comeback was complete. So to every man struggling in his career right now: Never stop believing.
Today it’s 2 LPA.
Tomorrow… 2.5. Dream big kings. The package can always become slightly larger.

@aShubhamz washing machine mai daaldo with other cables

How do I clean the cable?

@tailwiinder lmao no way anybody didn't catch it and ss it

I did a drunkass face reveal on Saturday night and it was up for a good 10 mins but y’all missed it

@high_flier030 चkulya 🐥

@ishandewan_ i dont get the reference... im also not a lawyer but ill like to know that reference

Law Twitter, we are hiring! Two vacancies: 1-2 years PQE. One vacancy: 3-4 years PQE. (primarily - disputes work) We are not like a regular law firm, we are a cool law firm.. (whoever doesn't get the reference - you can't sit with us / apply to us!) Find about more the firm at our website. Apply at careers@circlepartners.in with your CV and two writing samples (could be anything, even non-law).

trying to not km$ so forcing myself to post again. hi. updates- broke up, left my job, drank on the beach for the first time, travelled a lot, moved to hyd with a fancy new job, found the best mango beer and saw the grossest fattest yellow snail in wayanad. how is everyone doing?

Hyderabad mai flat kaise dhundte hai pls help 😔

@mkrishh17 @BangaloreRoomi @GruhamBot hi, yes, please dm

Looking for a male replacement for a flat in Haralur, 2km from Manipal Hospital Signal. 2bhk flat, fully furnished. Deposit - 75k Rent - 20k Initial Setup - to be discussed. Avl from 1st October. Pls Amplify thanks. @BangaloreRoomi @GruhamBot

@rohanmahay @BangaloreRoomi hey, its available from 1st October. dm me if you wanna know more.

@pr3cious_ly @BangaloreRoomi hey! still available? i’m interested

@SaurabhJejurkar im very expensive

@pr3cious_ly Damn you are renting apartment in Blr too.

@no_strings__ you dm me

@shrishAfter5 😞😞😞

@pr3cious_ly no ree, everyone's either in Pune/Bangalore

need friends in hyd help 😞

@sundaramtwts @SaurabhJejurkar sliding in your dms

@pr3cious_ly @SaurabhJejurkar Yep

@alone_mast29 @anukaal hi help me

@pr3cious_ly @anukaal

@raaj_185 seems like it

@pr3cious_ly Pirate king otw to conquer hyd??

@sohail_twts hello, help me

@pr3cious_ly I m in Hyd too.

@Kushagra4761 soon hopefully, after i get there

@pr3cious_ly Random hyd meetup when

@sundaramtwts @SaurabhJejurkar r u in hyd

@SaurabhJejurkar @pr3cious_ly Hello, hyd mei aapka swagat hai