Prateek

My developer journey so far > Get perfectly easy tasks > Fuck up even in them, break production level code > Spend 2 days in fixing the break > Feel like a hero > Repeat

@redpillb0t It’s Ba’al

Do you truly believe this is by accident?

wtf chrome has vertical tabs now. finally

Aged like milk

@chiragbarjatya Do a handstand, a muscle up and a pistol squat

Tell me your one health and fitness goal for 2026 in reply to this post. I will check on you in March. Then In July and then in December.

@unfunnyket What if the buyer makes a false claim that they didn’t receive the tickets or received damaged/fraudulent tickets

Hello ji 👋 I’m Aniket, and I am building reticket.in to fix a simple problem: buying and reselling tickets shouldn’t require blind trust. Here’s how it works and how it keeps both the parties safe. How do we know the tickets are real? > every ticket gets verified. sellers must prove they actually own their tickets before listing. We connect directly to platforms like BookMyShow and Skillbox, no screenshots, no fake PDFs. Only real tickets from real bookings. we've a lot of checks in place to take care of smartasses. > For physical tickets like bands, there’s an extra step. Sellers authorize a UPI mandate for 50% of the ticket price, it’s a security deposit that stays blocked, not charged. Once they ship on time and the event happens, it’s terminated. If they don’t ship, you get your full refund plus 70% of that deposit as compensation. What stops someone from listing the same ticket twice? > Each ticket can only be listed once. When you upload your ticket, we check its unique details against all existing listings without storing your personal booking data. If it’s already listed, it’s rejected instantly. But what if someone sells their ticket somewhere else after listing it here? > we hold seller payouts until 3 days after the event. If a ticket turns out invalid or sold elsewhere, the buyer stays protected. > for physical tickets, sellers must authorize a security deposit before listing (funds are blocked, not charged). If they don’t initiate shipping at least 2 days before the event, buyers get a full refund plus 70% of that deposit automatically, no disputes, no waiting. How do I ship physical tickets like bands? > once your ticket sells, you’ll see a pickup option in your dashboard. Click it, and we’ll arrange a courier within a day or two. You can download the shipping label right from the platform, just print, stick, and hand it over when the courier arrives. > you need to initiate pickup at least 2 days before the event. Miss that, and your deposit goes toward compensating the buyer. Can sellers charge whatever they want? > nopers. Tickets can't be sold for more than 30% above their original price. We enforce this cap to prevent scalping and keep things fair for genuine folks who just want to go to the event. The bottom line > Every layer of ReTicket (verification, duplicate checks, delayed payouts, 30% cap, security deposits) exists to make sure you don't have to trust a random stranger on the internet. The system does the trusting for you.

@chikanlegpiece Billichod

Delhi people give such creative gaalis. My friend just called me a megabhosdu

The guy next to me was watching reels on speaker, I said bro can you please watch on mute or put on headphones He said, “But the flight has landed” ….

Flights feel like buses these days, so many people watching reels on full volume

@rishabhm A threat need not be physical. They might be threatening to support opposition party in next elections and withdraw funding to the party. The threat could be to reveal criminal or corruption charges.

Unless the Mafias are threatening you with nuclear weapons, you Sir, have the police.

Thanks @realDonaldTrump

@KushalVijay_ They’ll find some other loophole

What do you think will happen to Dream11 or My11Circle apps?

🚨Finally, Fantasy Gaming & Betting Apps towards complete ban in India. Hope the youth will now understand that shortcut to money is a myth. 🤡

@FarziCricketer Travis Head

Which cricketer made you hate them for being too good against your favourite team?

@mayank1Dhiman I agree x.com/mayank1Dhiman/…

my tweets are just too deep for general audience

@pras_shant And your point is…???

China me dictatorship bhi hai

@Cupcake76388892 @mayank1Dhiman @krkartikay I approve

@mayank1Dhiman @krkartikay best advice

feeling like giving up on everything

@browsercompany @diabrowser No vertical tabs, sorry I'm happy with Arc

Meet @diabrowser. Now available for Arc members.

@prashanttgs Lol I gave up on Indian media long before war so I’m just eating popcorn 🍿

@pra8eek I would say every citizen of the country needs to know a little accurate information about the country, minus the sensitive information if necessary. If you are ok with fake news in this scenario, in what other scenarios are you ok with it?

Unpopular opinion but I don’t mind Indian media sharing fake news. Only those would get misguided who anyhow don’t need to know the complete truth. Sharing actual real time updates on national media would be way more harmful

@AnandaniNisha Hua bhi kahan hai uske bad

@pra8eek Ek baar aaye aap 😂

What do you guys do in your free time?(except for resting)