daaru ki bottle

@vivitoodumb People have started choosing apps as a dealbreaker lmao

Would u ever date someone u met on twitter

If Arsenal can go to the final, I can also achieve anything

Anytime I watch Atletico Madrid play, I become angry at Barcelona players

A yearner can flirt but not vice versa

bolti bandh (talking close)

The fact that Twitter isn't contact synced is a big win

I be scrolling twitter and bammm

Try 2 weeks without Lamine Yamal

Yaar barca ka match lagao Nai raha jayega 1 week aur

Proud to contribute for my beloved club 👉🏻👈🏻

ucl night lessgoo

His and hers is a damn good series

Yes sex is great but have you ever felt like your souls are tethered.

Aftersun (2022) director: Charlotte Wells

“𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘺 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘴, 𝘐 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘧𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘐 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥.” — 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘕𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘻𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘦

may our biceps get bigger and our shoulders get wider.

Every person with ADHD has a favorite playlist. It’s called “Liked Songs”.

Mamta Bannerjee didn’t lose the West Bengal elections today. She lost it the day a TMC mob destroyed vital evidence of the brutal rape and murder of a doctor in RG Kar Hospital. It’s the most fitting revenge that a grieving mother entered politics and helped defeat TMC herself.

Messi pls mere ghar aaja😭😭

@peguy_tbn First touch 😭🙏

The most beautiful goal of this season