Alexandria🇭🇹

nobody is telling men that they are losers and that’s the problem

The person who came up with lefty loosey righty tighty absolutely cranked it out of the park on that one

No cookouts on Memorial Day cus the men busy bedazzling their matching sets

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you just had to be there.

Only Black people say "Mannn listen" ... and then stop talking 🤣

Ngl the family tea you find out when you get older is insane.

Remember who you are, weird girl

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

my curfew this summer is 3:30am, 5am if I got that shit on

Felt the sun and immediately felt great, I’m literally a flower

"now I just need something sweet"

if you catch me smiling at my phone, i'm the funny one not them

Imagine hating me while I analyze the sociocultural context you grew up in to understand why you're such a horrible person

The Drama’s plot was so unexpected but the movie overall was lowkey a comedy ???

The one who is in love always wins.

‘Hannah Montana’ premiered 20 years ago today.

"all the woman in the room stand up" me at home:

Michael B. Jordan reacts to winning Best Actor at the #Oscars

MICHAEL B JORDAN OSCAR WINNER