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My heart is broken for 16 year old Chloe Watson & her family. This beautiful young girl was brutally murdered in Leeds last night. How much more of this can we take 💔💔😪😪

@bo66ie29 There was a community spirit in those days. Families lived closer to their parents and grandparents and worked together in similar industries. Now we are scattered to the four winds, travel miles to work and don’t talk to our neighbours.

The same street, 70 years apart. Hale Road, Walton, Liverpool. It looked immaculate in the 1950s compared to today. Why did people stop caring about their communities?

"Hello Emily, what's this ". "Well Miss Phillipson, despite me only being six years old I decided to do a deep dive into the Morgan McSweeney stolen phone fiasco". "OK Emily, we'll leave it there". "Anyway, I was VERY suspicious right from the start because Mr Starmer, You, Mr Reed and all the other people who came on the telly and were asked about it all gave different dates for when it went missing and......". "Stop Emily, that's enough". "....and these dates varied by nearly a year, which is mental. And then you all gave differing accounts of what actually happened on the date you individually claimed to be the day of the theft. From my perspective as a mere six year old child this all seemed to be a bit whiffy, like when my puppy does a poo on the carpet, so I....". "THATS ENOUGH ". "....so I dug a bit deeper. Mr McSweeney gave what can only be considered to be scant details of the alleged theft when he reported it to the Police. It seems he didn't even know the location of the incident despite actually being there at the time. Now, I may only be in year 2 but I'd certainly know where I was if someone came up to me in the street and stole my ice cream so....". "Emily... bloody SHUT UP". "....so I've absolutely no idea how he didn't know where he was when his phone was snatched out of his hand. And then we move on to the "lost data". Now, Miss Phillipson as you know.....". "Now listen here you little shit, I've heard enough of this bollocks. Can someone take her away please"? "I'll continue. As you know Miss Phillipson, if someone takes your phone and won't give it back, or if it's damaged or stolen you can get a new one. It happened to my Daddy at work. He dropped his phone off some scaffolding and it wouldn't work. So THE NEXT DAY he got a new one and carried on as normal. He even had all the messages on it from my Mummy telling him she thought Mr Starmer was a twat, Lammy is thick as mince, Reeves couldn't run a burger van and you couldn't be trusted as far as anyone could throw you. It was all still there". (Miss Phillipson walks off). "But Miss Phillipson, I haven't mentioned how I believe this could all jeopardise your digital ID ambitions". "Piss off Emily, I'm not interested". "Can you or Mr Starmer tell us why we should put absolutely everything about ourselves onto our mobile phone for our "convenience" if all the data completely disappears when someone steals the phone, just like it did with Mr McSweeneys phone? Don't you think that's a bit silly"? (Miss Phillipson has left the playground).

BREAKING: Russia shared satellite images of Prince Sultan US base in Saudi with Iran right before their attack that injured our troops. Ukrainian intel confirms it. Meanwhile Trump refuse to condemn Russia. Is this what you voted for?

Keir Starmer enters through Jeremy Clarkson’s back door, but Clarkson won’t let him into the pub. Luckily, James May is on hand to assist. {satire}

@MattWalshBlog You’re 38 trillion dollars in debt.

America is the richest, most powerful, and most generous country in the world. We are so superior to everyone else, and so charitable and kind and helpful, that unfortunately many of the lesser countries on the globe have become welfare queens who expect us to coddle, care for, fund, fight for and protect them. We are the parents who have taken good care of our children, but have not forced them to contribute enough, or earn their own keep, and now they are spoiled, ungrateful, and helpless. It’s time to cut the umbilical cord and force the rest of the countries to stand on their own two feet. We can’t do everything for everyone.

@Elvina447689 @John36690 @TessaWellblack @RightScopee @PeteHegseth If they were tall enough to sign on the dotted line to commit themselves to their country then they’re tall enough to continue doing that until they retire.

@John36690 @prh304 @TessaWellblack @RightScopee My dad who just reached his 70s recently, has become a lot shorter now. @PeteHegseth doesn't understand biology and he has no respect for elders.

SecWar Pete Hegseth NUKES fat generals and announces a new twice-yearly PT test for top brass. "It's unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals in the halls of the Pentagon, and leading all around the world. It's a BAD LOOK, and it's not who we are!" "You need to meet the height and weight standards." "Today, at my direction, every member of the Joint Force at every rank is required to take the PT test twice a year, as well as meet height and weight requirements twice a year. EVERY year of service." Do you firmly support Pete Hegseth on this? A. Huge Yes B. No IF Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!! MAKE THIS GO VIRAL ON 𝕏. LET’S GO 👏

"Oh, what's the conspiracy that I'm weaving, Trevor?" Kemi Badenoch and @TrevorPTweets clash over her claims about the "fishy" theft of Morgan McSweeney's phone. The Tory leader adds: "Why didn't McSweeney tell the police that he was the PM's chief of staff?”

Super impressed that our daughter Clemmie is running the @LondonMarathon on 26th April in aid of Alzheimer's Research which affected her grandmother Alina (Maggie’s mother). We would be very grateful if you could sponsor her via this link - justgiving.com/fundraising/cl…

Respect for this man ❤️👍

@brexitblog_info @dili909 Oh fuck off. He lies through his arse cheeks.

Farage delivers his speeches without reading from a script & with conviction. He answers questions from journalists without fear or hesitation. The contrast between him & the fake, empty & wooden Starmer is striking.

Father rushes onto track to save his son from burning race car

⚠️MISSING PERSON LINCOLNSHIRE MISSING: Can you help us to find Scott? We are appealing for information to help locate Scott who was last seen in the Grimsby area but has links to Theddlethorpe and Mablethorpe. Scott was last seen in the area of the Princess Diana of Wales Hospital at approximately 2.20am on Saturday 28 March. Scott, aged 50, was last seen wearing a green parka jacket with light coloured fur around the hood, with the hood up, black tracksuit bottoms with a white stripe down the sides, dark coloured black ‘welly’ style boots. He is described as a white man, about 5ft 8 inches tall, of slim build with mid brown curly hair and blue eyes. He has one bottom tooth missing, stubble, and a Yorkshire accent. Anyone who thinks they may have seen Scott or knows of his whereabouts is asked to get in touch by calling 101, quoting PID 119802. Always call 999 in an emergency. Source Lincs Police.

To help them get elected, Labour told a lie. This is the story of one of the biggest deceptions in British politics.

@LeeHarris @kershaw_phil Mmmmm

"Why is Morgan McSweeney the only person in the modern world who doesn't have his phone backed up?" Bridget Phillipson smiles and effortlessly pretends this perfectly reasonable point is a "conspiracy theory". The level of gaslighting here is truly astonishing.

@NanLee1124 @destinyangel5 @SecRubio Every problem in the world right now is due to this clown.

🚨 @SecRubio: “EVERY PROBLEM in the MIDDLE EAST is IRAN. Hezbollah? Iran. Hamas? Iran. Houthis? Iran. Assad in Syria? Iran. Everywhere you turn they’re behind all of it.” TRUTH!

@leonmarkaryan @OlenaRohoza Biggus Dickus

🇺🇸🇮🇹Trump said that the United States and Italy have been allies since the time of Ancient Rome. The translator's reaction is priceless!

It’s that time of year - folks asking us about #bumblebees - WHY THEY’RE SEEING THEM ON THE GROUND - so here’s a thread to explain. Please #retweet! Every queen that survives means a new colony that gets to exist & produce queen #bees for next year! So important to #share! 1/9

@elonmusk Wait a god damn minute here!!!!!