pipe bomb

@gfaunaa @KellytoyDK this 81 year old lesbian still eats pussy the old-fashioned way!

ms fonda just kicked my ass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

starting my day with jane fonda's low impact aerobic workout

i’d pretend i was posh spice on top of a black cab at the 2012 london olympics closing ceremony, of course. the fuck?

yorgos approaching emma for bugonia:

@future_liz big fan of 1984 & its other jorjor wel

just saw somebody type out author as “other” #okay

not enjoying the jokes people are making about this :/ like the man publicly jerking it.. in front of a school, no less! he is a sex offender

don’t care you’re still wrong for what your security did to that little girl

I’m sorry I do not wanna live in a brain dead society. I want inquisitiveness & intellectual vigor. I want interesting conversations I want multipolar viewpoints & sharp analysis. Folks are doing themselves a disservice by not wanting to be intellectually challenged.

The Far Side was foundational to my humor as a child in how often it put goofy, average people into comedically cruel circumstances

piracy website shows me a little frylock jpeg before each episode

I just finished watching The Bridges of Maddison County, and let me tell you ONE thing. Meryl Streep's hairstyle WALKED so Dakota Johnson's could run.

professor said they needed to take a call. she thought she muted but she did not. she listens to the person on the other line for a second before going “did you tell him shove it”

@natsbuffys i'd cut my hands off for those gloves. having them is enough, i don't need to wear them

we used to be a proper country

@clubratt the way there's a reference in the bottom right

HOW DO YOU DRAW A HAND 😭😭

Do you remember when I first started abusing xanax? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@now_thats_oscar damn he's white as fuuuuck

found this interesting action figure at an antique shop. must have been enjoyed by many in its time

@cielsdefeu just saw ur qrt, your sister sucks. this ruled. keep your chin up

@pricknelson 😭😭 thank you !!!

made an incense holder that can also be hung on the wall

@silveirarquivo @DPD_ it's for bald bugonia showgirls

@DPD_ the leg is for secret agent

traveling but keeping in touch with my five year old daughter…

Still thinking about taking my mom to see this, and how she told me, several hours later, how much she loved that middle scene, when Linda sees her reflection in the water and revels in finally seeing herself as beautiful. I loved it too. Amazing scene to include in a horror film

Looking to have a honey I shrunk the kids situation happen to me.