Erin

My dad died. I'm about to go to his funeral. I've never felt so disconnected from reality in all my life.

@egmercer @jemelehill I miss the cute box with its little golden arches handle though - eating them out of a packet just isn't the same.

@jemelehill Never went away in Australia 👌

I see Taco Bell has brought back the Mexican pizza. If I could bring back a McDonalds menu item, it would be McDonaldand cookies. Those cookies were undefeated.

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.

@motorbaby213 @colleendetroit Aaaaand I'm crying... thanks 😊

Big thanks to @colleendetroit & @motorbaby213 for my holiday cards that arrived yesterday! USPS & Auspost killing it as usual, but I do really appreciate reminders that even tho I'm barely online anymore, there's still people from the good old days of LJ who remember I exist 😘

@colleendetroit @motorbaby213 Good call! 👍 😂

I’ve watched this 19 times this morning.

@AnneMytych @solamentenic I do believe that was the call where he sang to me from My Fair Lady, *swoon*. Only time I've ever not been enraged at being woken up at the buttcrack of dawn for a phone call!

@solamentenic And I double checked my write up from the earlier event which was actually May 2010, not June. And at that event we called @pride_of_erin in Australia!

Hey @AnneMytych do you remember why I was talking him on the phone and where we were? I’m just assuming you were there LOL

This thread is a masterpiece in shit posting

Diedrich Bader objecting to the use of Office Space GIFs by fuckhead Republican members of congress who think a gun fetish is the same as a personality is the content I am here for.

Aaaand we have officially reached the 'Demolition Man' era of our dystopia future. I am so here for this. 🎵Hot dogs, Armor Hot Dogs, what kinds of kids eat Armor Hot Dogs?...🎶

@trash_addict I feel you. Public spaces are just so people-y. Ugh.

My childhood is in this picture and I don't like it.

Fuck Texas

@JennaGuillaume But there already was a gender-switched She's All That. It was called Drive Me Crazy and it was flawless, dammit.

Here are my Thoughts buzzfeed.com/jennaguillaume…

So #HesAllThat is out today and I actually enjoyed it a lot

Muppets + D&D = YES PLEASE. twitter.com/squidbunny/sta…

@PackCatsYanks88 @SimpsonsQOTD Ow! I SAID watch out.

@SimpsonsQOTD Watch out for the Shaq attack.

8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown is one of my go-to comfort watches when the world is miserable and I need to laugh, and a huge part of why is Sean Lock. This one hurts 😥. Fuck cancer.

@mo_keyB Holy shit, I'd forgotten about that shitshow 😂😂🤣🤣

My Return to Tumblr! - Hey everyone! Sorry for my silence, I just woke up from a 7 year coma & trying to catch up with everything. So how was DashCon? The ball pit must have been amazing. tmblr.co/Zgd3oxadxRihma…