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@Jabz_CFC The Matrix trilogy

Which Movie introduced you to Keanu Reeves? 🎬

@reettaadd @Tatizotatizo @KE_MrBlack Better ukae single till the end of time. Start the game 1-0 or nothing at all

@Tatizotatizo @KE_MrBlack Yes I'm okay with that,I would never imagine myself feeding someone else's kid

My pal started the game at 1:0 and decided to equalize, right after 2 reserve players were unleashed from ushago. Now they are a happy family of 6😂😂

@Thikapundit 🤣🤣🤣

Kuna dem tulizaa na yye ananipigianga kila siku aty tuma pesa tununue sumu tukunywe leo tukufe na hyu mtoto wako mweusi.

@Chizitere_xyz Men don't compliment each other coz they're wired not to. And that's okay. Women can compliment each other and expect men to compliment them. But they won't return the favour to men, genuinely, unless they're receiving something out of it. In short, women don't compliment men.

One of the most brutal realities of the male experience that nobody talks about is the absolute "affection desert" they live in. A woman can get a hug, a genuine compliment, and deep emotional support from her platonic friends on a random Tuesday. A man can go an entire calendar year without another human being touching his arm, asking if he's okay, or giving him a sincere compliment. We’ve built a society where a man only gets to experience basic human warmth if he is actively providing for a partner. Outside of that, he is completely invisible.

@georgediano I, HoD Dust Mitigation at K-DUST, hereby confirms the scholarship award has been granted. I urge the student to prepare for the May intake and report to our main campus. The scholarship is fully funded.

N’Golo Kanté who's 34 years of age has married 51-year-old Jude Littler, a woman who's 17 years older and a mother of three. The French World Cup winner, who has no children of his own, has officially tied the knot. Kanté is Prime Brother Bernard. After working hard to become one of the most successful footballers in the world, brother Bernard decided to settle down with an experienced ceiling inspector. Simps will always learn the hard way. I've ordered the HoD department of Dust Mitigation to prepare a fully funded scholarship for our boy because he'll soon join The Great Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST), where dust reigns supreme. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

Paul Anderson's character was one of the most intense and chaotic pieces in history. In the new movie 'The Immortal Man', his absence is felt too much and after we knew why, we felt worse. He has been going through serious substance abuse, including an arrest in 2024 that ended up heavily impacting his career. Still, the actor reacted very calmly saying he understands why he wasn't there and that he fully supports the project and the Shelby legacy. And that's of course respect is... but even though the story closes, we know too well that without Arthur, Peaky Blinders will never be the same.

@VyrusDaCyrus @MhieNelly For free? Was he given for free? This world works on a give and receive basis. You can't just want to be the one receiving without giving anything. A a a beg!

@MhieNelly So you can’t give a girl something for free without taking anything in return?

She visited all the way from abuja, yh coz we're beyond talking stage and ofcourse I paid the flight fare. We did talk alot online long enough...so së x wasn't really suppose to be a problem, according to her, she was really enjoying her time at my place, and ofcourse she was having fun, but here's the thing abt this whole situation tho....

@itsoderrick @georgediano 🤣🤣🤣

@georgediano 😅😅aty kondeboy and his gang

Sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu. May Yehova Wanyonyi continue putting Ndarugo. 👀

@polo_kimanii Ata mi nlipata passport yangu 7 years ago na haina stamp hata moja walai 😂😂 Life no balance

Lakini kusema ukweli kairo has had his good days. He has done what my good friend kiptoo calls “Kuchipamba”. Yani huyu jamaa amekula maisha na ile kijiko ya kupiga plaster. Kairo unajua niyeye alifanya ata nitafute passport,2024. Because I was starting to feel useless,juu unaangalia jamaa namna hii,mambo anafanya,alafu unajiangalia unaona kweli mimi niko na mchezo na maisha. Khalif was flying like he was a major shareholder in Ethiopian airlines bwana. Leo ako egypt,kesho Dubai,jana alikua london. Alafu naingia online naangalia ticket namna hii,naona going one way is 174 sausand. Na unajua kitu ata inanikasirisha,ni 98% of us will never expirience such life. Na si ati juu hatujitumi,apana. Maisha iko tu namna iyo buana. Na ata kama ni wizi,utapata wapi client wa kuibia 15 million kangethe wa phone covers? Weh! Mimi kwanza nakwambia passport iko vile nilitoka nayo GPO. Sijapata mahali ya kuenda aki. Saa ingine ata huwa naibeba nikienda town,unajua nawesa patana na kamsungu apo odeon kaniambie kamependa hii urefu yangu,kanibebe twende Scotlandi. Weh! Khabusie!

@MajorEllis2000 @50cent Are you living in a cave or something? Fiddy is running the TV empire... But here you are yapping about hits... Are you done listening to all the albums and singles he already did?

@50cent LOL how when you haven't had a hit in years? If you're so much the algorithm use is to increase the views of the song you dropped months ago 😅🤣. Ik with T.I. Let them Know was top 10 before y'all beefed 😅🤣🤣🤣

I’m am the algorithm say my name, and your views will go up • gunitbrands.com

@oelma__ Truth is, most men who match that criteria are loners who don't want relationships or are probably weirdos who lack social skills so they won't make a move on a girl. Sure you want that kinda man?

@georgediano Tarmac with fellow niggahs 😂😂😂

Just like men, Dark skin women find it hard in the job market. And to make the matter worse, you're dark & fat. Or dark without mafuurmbanya,, my sister you'll tarmack with your fellow men. Ni mbaya!🥲

@McLocci @KE_MrBlack Those are girlie numbers... Pump those figures up... 70-75kg you good

@KE_MrBlack Jana nilipima 51kgs buana. Should I be worried

Mwanaume kamili anafaa kukuwa na kilo ngapi?

@Lordofwar__ @polo_kimanii 😂😂😂 God made men. Men made X. X made men crazy

@polo_kimanii Last time niliona panya mudavadi nilikuwa Upperhill nikiuma smokie zangu hapo kwa trolley ya mburundi. Bana Panya ilikuwa inajikaza kupanda drainage inalemewa juu kilo zinakaribia za oketch salad buana. Hio ata Rat &Rat haitoboi, labda inusishwe ngotha ya Gaitho after ametoka gym

I thought obesity was only in children from upper class but it appears I was wrong. The obesity spreads to even animals staying there. Theres a rat I have seen in Kilimani early today and I can assure you we are not safe as nduthi guys. Panya inatoshana na Mudavadi buana. Panya inakaa nikama ikienda kuumwa na paka huwa inaiambia “excuse me” . What are these things eating bwana? Ningependa kujua siri ni gani angalau nisaidie eve maina aongese size ya kinyambis. Alo aloo

@georgediano Hapo kwa women ndio balaa... As a nerd who recently discovered the game and riz, you'd want to fuck as many as you can to compensate for the lost teen years... Tuliadhirika vibaya sana during our teens. Every nerd can agree. Ama namna gani wapendwa?

Gentlemen, Quit porn, Hit the gym 4 times a week, get at least 7 hours of sleep a night, Eat a high protein nutrient dense diet, Work on a goal worthy of your attention & most importantly, stop prioritizing women. You'll become unrecognizable to your friends & family.

@shubhvanii So true... Met a 29 yr old.... By day 3, it was fucking like gold digging at a mine. By week 3,she's talking about moving in... Bitch, I barely know your character and you wanna settle already, huh! Where were you in your early 20s? Lesson: Never settle with a late 20s woman.

@dansilly_ke Una mchezo mzeiya... Ambia yeye arudi alikotoka kaa hakuna mechi simple.. Don't entertain ufwakni...

As i am talking kuna dem ako kando yangu alikuja sleepover jana but amekataa nisimguze na mvua inanyesha. She has said if i dare to romance with her atapiga nduru aseme namrape. For me nimetoka kwa kitanda yangu sahii nimekaa kwa floor juu sasa ndafanya aje. Me i thought dem akikuja sleepover mnaguzanisha tu fwaa😞Am cooked

@smh__w For the last 7 months I've been single, every girl I show interest in ends up kuwa single mom. Una hit ukisonga. Sasa we lower the age bar further to 19 yr olds. Wanaume condomize if you know you're not ready to bear responsibility. Dem kaa hana mkidi, she's a B2B midfielder.

And if you can’t marry that woman, just condomize, mmeweka single moms kila corner ata hatujui mabibi tutatoa wapi

@MuneneInc Kula bana. There's nothing to it. Nmekula in most interviews and got offers 90% of the opportunities

Mlisema ukiwa offered maji when attending an interview kupata kazi ni ngumu na mimi nimekunywa chai na mandazi tatu kutaenda aje sasa?😂

@thebigdammy If she says nope, say cool and walk away. If she doesn't want to give it to you, what makes you think she'll take your calls?

Men only. You: "Can I have your phone number?" Her: "Nope" What's your next move??