jackie☆⚙︎

꒰ ⑅ ᐡ intro/pinnedᐡ ⑅ ꒱ ♡⸝⸝jackie ・ 16 ♡⸝⸝he/they/she ♡⸝⸝i like uika ↻ / ♡︎ for moots! #moothunt #promotwt #jiraitwt #bandoritwt #genshintwt

my scary grandma just said this

someone asked me if it was a cat and when i said yes they believed me. large, raised scar tissue btw. how big would a cat have to be to do that

i don’t get why strangers ask me what happened to my arm. you must be stupid to not get what happened?

HOW IT FEELS LIKE TO SEE YOURSELF IN A CHARACTER THAT IS HATED BY 90% OF THE FANDOM

i don’t care about incest between fictional characters you do you but you can’t be doing that with real living siblings

isn’t chiharu aimi’s sister

my birthday is in 3 months i expect all of you to venmo me one dolar

i want to play psychopomp

rodrick has an artistic soul and he literally pursues a career in the arts whereas greg is a stupid goy

i might be genderfluid but i have a job so i don’t have time for that rn

Lord Van Zieks, I am observing your court proceedings. Why is it that you are trying to withhold your laughter? I find that rather disrespectful! What is the matter with you? Stop this tomfoolery at once!

i feel a lot older than my coworkers who are the same age as me

@ReCreateStar it was super good but so expensive… i got mine with dark chocolate ice cream instead of regular chocolate

@primodeinscaena Cold Stone has Dubai Chocolate? I wanna try one now...

uika who has been hanged wants my dubai chocolate ice cream

dairy queen pays me minimum wage so i drink and take pills on company time

i often forget drunk/high driving is illegal

if you read the description of the post she says she’s a writing teacher and describes herself as “urban, english educated and high caste”

this blew up follow me i like bandori

“picked up writing at an early age” are you referring to people who went to elementary school

“that one lesbian pervert friend you try to ignore:” first of all i would never ignore a lesbian pervert friend. so jot that down